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Premium Member The Wise Dummy
You all have the answers
No boundaries
No politicians
No money
No banks
No religion
No capitalism
No guns
Utopia

I have no answers
Without boundaries
Without leaders
Without money
Without bankers
Without god worship
Without commerce
Without weapons
Anarchy

Not a single soul would be saved
Not a death more, nor a death less

Let it be said once again
When good men stand silent
Evil...

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Categories: dummy, beauty, wisdom, writing, universe,
Form: Light Verse
Here Here Please Define Quantum Mechanics For First Dummy
cuz...well...this cerebral cortex lacks
ability to comprehend anything 
   more complex than playing jacks
aware his severe cognitive ability hacks

away at such juvenile gibberish 
   and most likely exacts
a prediction my intelligence 
   on par with bracts

very much aware that 
...

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Categories: dummy, 8th grade, heaven, imagery,
Form: Elegiac Lyric
Dummy Behind the Will

This fleeting love was so
Mustang GTO
One zero zero mpg galloping flow
Past percentages said: don’t make the wrong turn
Cool convertible joyride took a cardiac slow burn,
lip swerve around the infidelity curve
Rubber denials hit the road,
asphalt inquiries touched a raw nerve
Infatuated wheels spinning out of control ......

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Categories: dummy, allusion, heartbreak, love hurts,
Form: Dramatic Verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Premium Member Ain'T No Dummy
Long long ago in the land of milk and honey
Lived this sweetie who had a big batch of money
Quite popular with the beaus
After her money I suppose
Told them, “eat my shorts!” this gal was no dummy


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Categories: dummy, humorous,
Form: Limerick
The Dummy
The clouds are ventriloquists
and I am their dummy.
I fall with the rain,
fly with the wind,
and slump over on heavy summer days.

My wooden head so perfect
that I've perfectly misunderstood
my own place.
I close the doors,
draw the blinds,
and stare into the mirrors.
I speak unto my painted eyes
and wait...

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© Anamika N   Create an image from this poem.
Categories: dummy, depression,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Hello Dummy
A fabulous career in acting and stand-up comedy
all started in nineteen twenty-six in New York City.
At an early age, you appeared on stage for many to see.
For a couple of years, you left your routine of comedy,
serving your country in World War II in the...

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Categories: dummy, dedication, tribute, new york,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Hey Descarte Was My Brother, Dummy
Forecast aplenties with no degradations announced vertically, religiously or otherwise could have englanced my intuities to a mind over marketed by nomin al periods of intellectual cell growth, idea by idea. Brain overextended as to their poor prowess of non testicle religious sperm overture, unless...

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Categories: dummy, allegory, appreciation, confidence, courage,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Blackjack Dummy
Casinos are the land of milk and honey.
This absolute fool thinks he has found a knack.
The dummy bets all of his hard-earned money.
He says he cannot lose when he plays blackjack.
There is a bad truth that he will realize.
Sooner or later he is in for...

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Categories: dummy, life, loss
Form: Rispetto
Spit the Dummy
S creaming infant.
P iercing cry.
I nsistant, persistent.
T ry the soother.

T ie the ligature.
H old the syringe.
E nd the craving.

D on't you see?
U terine hits are
M issed by baby
M anaging cold turkey?
Y our little junkie.


09/04/16
Number 3 Silent 1...

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Categories: dummy, addiction, baby, horror,
Form: Acrostic
Unhappy Dummy
I have no idea how on earth i got here
I am a prisoner in a phantom prison of fear
I wish to escape and live my life a fugitive
But the warden watches me and i can never leave

My heart once whole is in pieces like a...

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Categories: dummy, abuse, betrayal, destiny, earth,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Anne the Cpr Dummy Had An Origin
She drowned in the late eighteen hundreds
Alone but happy because her horrible life was finally over
She had been chattel at the hand of a ruffian.
A rogue her parents married her to.
She was glad to be gone.
It was not a good life

"Hey! Isn't that your face?"...

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Categories: dummy, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Prose Poetry
Dartboard Dummy
Mr. Dartboard Dummy,
Oh, yes, that be me...
Hung the dartboard on the room's door,
One that opened out,
Toss a dart, when someone enters,
You will hear a shout!!
We never even thought of it,
And tossed our darts real hard...
Luckily our dummy luck held up,
Or we'd be handing out ...

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© Tom Bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: dummy, adventure, funny, social, me,
Form: Burlesque
Crash Test Dummy
When two people get married 
The groom should change his name
They should call him "Crash Test Dummy"
But now the bride, she can stay the same

When a man marries a woman
And she don't how to cook
He has to test them recipes
Made out of some dumb book

Of...

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© Larry Belt  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: dummy, funny
Form: Rhyme
Here Here Please Define Quantum Mechanics For Second Dummy
even scrunching brow 
   defeats and doth be lie
this one measly mortal well nigh
tuckered out on par with calculating pi
  
tangential to asking if and/or 
   how i can access 
   fullest potential...say to write
about with the aid...

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Categories: dummy, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Elegiac Lyric
Red Flags
Did I not fall in love?
with a man in his boldness,
Matured at acuteness.
Ohhh he felt like home.

For the three months we pushed,
but haven't actually set eyes on each other
but, it felt like we knew each other.
I remember the days when he gave excuses for my...

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Categories: dummy, break up, heartbreak, heartbroken,
Form: Free verse

Book: Reflection on the Important Things