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'Grammar Doc'

   A coma’s just a comma lacking one ‘m’

     '~ til it travels right up your brain stem

DOC AND BEAUTIFUL JIM KEY

It’s amazing that a person who endured slavery…
the worst part of mankind’s inhumanity and blindness
would grow up to teach the world about humanity…and kindness.

His name was William Key and he learned to read and write
around the same time he learned to talk.
As he grew his mother taught him how to heal animals
he was so good

What’s Up Doc

I went to the docs for a blood test; routine
That morning I’d been on the weighing machine
So I knew my weight and my height… give or take
(And, okay, I don’t look a lot like a rake)

He asked me my height and he asked me my weight
Which I may not have known on an earlier date
I

IN JEST

His miser boss 
Went out for a toss
When the MD knocked his door.

He plummeted down 
To save his crown
When his senior asked for more.

His hair had grown
 on his chest
On his back as well down south.

Where nested in peace
There hung two bees
His tongue got stuck in his mouth.

The doc came up 
Once or twice
To run

I Used To Be A Jumper In My Doc Marten Boots

I used to jump from aeroplanes
Naked
With nothing
But a parachute
A prayer
And a pair of Doc Marten boots

I've landed in some strange places
Once in a chair
Once or twice in the mud
A Woman once
I said will you?
She said no!
But she meant yes
I guess?
One time I fell through a roof
And landed in someone's bed!
The husband wasn't very pleased
I can't

They Called Me Doc

Yes, I'm your huckleberry,
but I do not like you because
you are too much like me; having
a big hole in your heart.

Like me, you are mad with the
world for having ever been born.
But unlike me, you don't have a
friend. Realistically, you are alone.

I used to pull teeth as a dentist.
I later became very good with a

A Doc Named Corcoran

The visiting doctor, the pediatrician,
the family man - came and played
He played on our Hammond organ,
sat on the storage bench, opened
one of the books. Those compassionate fingers
ran across the keys and leapt into our memories.
My sister was home sick, and he came
and he cared for her and pleasurable
was his visit, as my mom would recall

Hey, Doc

The Doctor asks me how I feel and I reply
“Better than ever, better than ever!” 
My brain says, “Insanity has lost its appeal 
And I don’t want to be CRAZY forever.” 
Moonlight peeking through the window that
Is locked to prevent us from jumping, while
Pain, regret, and pure agony are all over my
Body and Thumping. 
There’s

Faux Doc

there once was a man of great ambition
who pretended to be a physician 
	his intent lascivious
	she was not oblivious
he’s serving 20 to life in prison

Limerick: Old Doc Quackenbush

Poor old Doc Quackenbush is gone,
How he happened to fall down that well is unknown.
When they found him he was dead,
His obituary read,
"He should have tended to the sick and left the well alone."

Whats Up Doc

document of truth has cut off all ties ~ gone to bunny boil his lies 

By David Kavanagh

Whats Up, Doc

Levity, leveret
Too phony, coney
Bucks for the buck
And dough to see doe

Hare-brained, hilarious
Rabbit died laughing
That’s funny, bunny
The kittens will grow

You don’t know jack, rabbit
We’re in high cotton
Hightail it out of here
Peter, you know

Toss in the pepper
You got hassenpfeffer
Throw in a carrot
That’s Bugs’ old show

My Sexy New Doc

I know a young lady, her name is Lynn
Whenever I see her, she makes my heart grin

They call her a doctor, but to me she's a friend
Whatever my ailment she knows how to mend

With every new visit, my symptoms take flight
She knows how to soothe me, to remedy my plight

After all these decades, finally found

Muffed It

On the internet I am a rookie,
But the web site said they would book me
A tele-health call
And my Doc's on the ball
But I had a mouthful of cookie!

Ol' Doc Jim

A old doctor hailed from backwoods Kentucky
We all went to Doc Jim when we felt yucky
He gave us some pills,
That cured up our ills
Weren't we country folk exceedingly lucky?

November 8, 2021

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