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I went to the docs for a blood test; routine That morning I’d been on the weighing machine So I knew my weight and my height… give or take (And, okay, I don’t look a lot like a rake) He asked me my height and he asked me my weight Which I may not have known on an earlier date I said, “Five-eleven and fifteen stone-ish,” Then thought I’d impress him… “I eat lots of fish.” But he shook his head with a quiet, “Tutt tutt” As I sat and stared at the size of his gut He told me that I ought to lose excess weight I just had to say, “Are you serious, Mate?” I think that upset him, for that’s when he said, “Male, sixty-five? Hop up on the bed…” Through dry lips I muttered, “O, heavens above.” He said, “This won’t hurt,” and he slipped on a glove…

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Date: 8/17/2024 11:52:00 AM
ha! that'll teach you to keep your thoughts to yourself, terry! thanks for the grin...
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Terry Flood
Date: 8/18/2024 2:33:00 PM
Glad you enjoyed my (slightly embellished) predicament, Ilene.
Date: 8/17/2024 5:05:00 AM
Imagine slipping on a glove in the Doc’s surgery, I don’t get this one at all, can you be more specific! Lol, nice work Terry, Cheers David
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Terry Flood
Date: 8/18/2024 2:41:00 PM
Thankfully, that final stanza was fiction. The doc, about three stone heavier than me… was gospel… except he was a she and I bit my tongue about the weight thing. So… more or less true then… almost!

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