Best Doc Poems
Below are the all-time best Doc poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of doc poems written by PoetrySoup members
The Casualness of Casualties
In the intimate interlace of chance and fate, in the ultimate interplay of time and place, and with the consummate checkmate of my human dignity,...
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Categories:
doc, death, evil, family, fate,
Form:
Haibun
The Male Menopause - Please Feel Free To Join In the CollaborationTed’s libido has now gone astray
He refused a quick roll in the hay
So what could be the cause -
It’s the male menopause...
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Categories:
doc, age, body, humorous, men,
Form:
Limerick
Chocks Away - Poop Poem WarningMy turds float like choc’late marshamallows
Just lurking about in the shallows
I guess that my butt
Is truly kaput
So doctor suggests bitter aloes
I questioned such treatment regime
Doc...
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Categories:
doc, body, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Apt Name Limericks Collaboration -Nb Some Poems Will Be BawdyCOME ON SOUPER'S LETS HAVE SOME FUN AND MAKE FOLK SMILE DURING SUCH DIFFICULT TIMES FOR US ALL. THERE ARE LOTS MORE APT NAMES ...
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Categories:
doc, giggle, jobs,
Form:
Limerick
A Man Under Stress, a Collaboration With Francis CrastoMy appreciation Francis Crasto for allowing me to collaborate with you as your 'psychiatrist' on ‘A MAN UNDER STRESS’- A great sequel to your recent...
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Categories:
doc, humor, rap, stress,
Form:
Rhyme
FinallyFinally
Doctor, it's been 7 months
The MEDs aren't kicking in
My dreams are getting stronger,
The blood remains to run code red
It's getting harder and...
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Categories:
doc, dark, deep, evil, horror,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Oops - Please Join In the CollaborationSue dated an old bloke called Darren
He said surgery'd made him barren
But one errant sperm
Escaped from his ‘worm’
Now Sue’s had a baby named Sharon!
05~24~17
WRITTEN BY...
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Categories:
doc, baby, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Working Out Isn't Working OutI used to like barbells, enjoyed pumping iron,
my Nautilus* gym was one happy environ.
Those posters of 6-packs and marbled biceps
...
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Categories:
doc, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
On the RocksWhiskey on the rocks, advised by my doc
combats dementia, so bring on the blocks
no need for a glass; I'll have me the bottle
with a...
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Categories:
doc, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Make Do and MendMake Do and Mend,
Years ago we had jobs
We had fun and money in our pocket
Things were much better then
Once you could go out the door
And...
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Categories:
doc, community,
Form:
Verse
All ChangeThis year I turned the big ‘5-0’
And my body is acting strange
So I went to see the doctor who said
Not to worry, as I was...
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Categories:
doc, funny, health, life
Form:
Light Verse
An Unusual ColonoscopyI stepped in for my first colonoscopy. I was nervous everyone could see
I had a choice to be awake or put out if I was...
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Categories:
doc, humor, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
The Vanishing OrganSam Ebenezer
a sad ol' geezer
was lamenting his shrinkage of late:
my worthless ding-a-ling
is a bell without ring
my manhood in diminishing state
From whence I salute
is thin...
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Categories:
doc, funny, lost, lost,
Form:
Rhyme
Five LimericksInspired by Joseph Mays limerick contest.
(not for contest )
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A mischievous chef known as McMurray
For a joke put Epsom salts in the curry
The toilet door...
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Categories:
doc, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Sherlock Holmes and the Mysterious Case of AppundicitisA double sonnet in which the great detective and his faithful sidekick, Dr. Watson, alternately deduce the cause of Sherlock’s latest malady…
Part the first
Sherlock could...
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Categories:
doc, friend,
Form:
Rhyme