Short Doc Poems
Short Doc Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Doc by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Doc by length and keyword.
can't stop
the thinking in
my head
doc I can't
sleep but she
told me write
another and then
another before
you sleep
Form:
Bugs Bunny,
A character quite funny.
His catch phrase is "What's up, Doc!"
His antics keep Elmer Fudd in shock.
9/30/16
your eyes or lock
you need a doc.
to change your faces
your in a bad places
and these are know lies
you have
SICK EYES
Shoot Me Doctor
Miracle man
2/4/2025
Doc. I need a shot
or do I need to be shot?
I feel terrible!
Feeling as a rat
I went to the doc for clue.
He gave pretty pills
Now great and sound as a rock.
Will cats know I'm not a rat?
Doc struggled
to pull me
from the womb
In that small
"room" I cared
more to stay!
Bad neck and
spine are the
price I pay
Doc says, "no bungee jumping, dear"
What? Can I use your phone to cancel??
No roller coasters either,
Stop the world and let me off!
I'm sick, with what I can't say
get a doc, without delay
the flu bug got me
prescribe something quickly
my first date is on Friday night
eyes feel lock
see eye doc
to see better
and for forever
you must take care
sp you must be ware
have them check right
your
EYE SIGHT
A fat fly
in my pie.
There it lie
so awry,
will I die?
Fast by car
to E R
fly in jar.
Doc Kumar
says; "har har!"
Mini Monoverse
There was a young bloke from Sydney
Found a large stone in his kidney
Went into a Doc
Who took out the rock
Surely felt better then did-n-ee
I offered doc a sip from my flask
He automatically removed his mask
Two or three long sips later
Doc called for his mask locator
Bugs bunny shouted, what’s up doc
Then threw his carrot as a rock
He giggles out loud
Even turns and bows
Never knowing his rock had been block
One day took a really long walk
I forget to bring my plastic smock
When it started to rain
I had myself to blame
Luckily I have a really cute doc
On the internet I am a rookie,
But the web site said they would book me
A tele-health call
And my Doc's on the ball
But I had a mouthful of cookie!
mountains morph pink
cacti formations cool
as Summer sun sets…
Doc Holliday and Earps ‘sup
pan de campo and beans
2/18/2022
A BRIAN STRAND TANKA
There once was a patient named Phil,
A tough one the doc couldn't kill.
He left the hospital
As fit as a fiddle
But croaked when he opened the bill.
A young poultry farmer from Stoke
Found all his hen's eggs were laid broke
The animal doc
Said show me your cock
And the veterinary nurse had a stroke
there once was a man of great ambition
who pretended to be a physician
his intent lascivious
she was not oblivious
he’s serving 20 to life in prison
I once had a Doc take some stitches
Apparently not without glitches
Because now when I sneeze
I jerk at the knees
And kick people in the britches
To treat an ulcer that was peptic
My Doc gave me an antiseptic
Then he made it quite clear
That it goes up my rear
I think you could say I'm a skeptic
There once was a Martian had the flu
He tried to talk, but out came Achoo!
He went to the Doc
Who knocked on his block
After that he screamed Nanu, Nanu!
If you want to see something that's funny
And you want to watch something that's cunny
He gives you a mock
And says "what's up Doc"
My name is Mr. Bugs Bunny
Patient to doctor said so sore
“I can’t bear this pain any more
Kill me…I want to die
My lips are going dry”
Said doc, “For that I am called for”
Well, I had my shots – also my booster,
And ain't been near afeared as I used-ter.
Wearin' a mask
Ain't no hard task.
Think old Doc Fauci is a true-bluester.