Ditzy Poems - Poems about Ditzy

... Suzette, alas,so drunk at the bar. Decided to drive home in her car Oops, ran over a skunk. Heavens it really stunk. Out of her car, she ......Read the rest...

...blooms bouncy baby’s breath busy bee balm ritzy rose, glitzy gloxinia zany zinnia, dear ditzy daisy swanky saffron flouncy phlox bonnie buds......Read the rest...

...The itsy bitsy glitzy ditzy ritzy kitty Makes the room seem rather pretty My uncle is here, feeling puffed and silly. His kitty stories are traveling willy nilly. The itsy bitsy glitzy ditzy r......Read the rest...

...Whispers can be scary if you're alone. Voices can sound sinister uttered low. Branches scrape windows; wind murmurs a moan. Whispers can be scary if you're alone. Imagine you go to answer......Read the rest...

...The squirrels have disappeared from my backyard Since the neighbor’s cats have invaded their domain, And I am taking their sudden absence especially hard The squirrels have disappeared from my bac......Read the rest...

...lemony dandelions rawrin’ lawn weeds bitter tea leaves swarming like bees ditzy sweeties writhing ‘round a damsel’s crown ......Read the rest...

... Two of the wackiest guys I know, live two doors down, one flight below Tall is one, the other is short One chirps loud all the time ... one quietly coos Tall wears a ......Read the rest...

...Mum asked ? Why did Dad marry me ? Because they weren't suited He was an intellectual deep thinker Whilst she was a Ditzy Blonde No glue no ties to bond beyond the esthetic superficia......Read the rest...

...peppy porcelain puppy poops on the floor wacky winged walrus whizzes on the door enigmatic eonian elephant espies some bamboo clever castrated cormorant shrieks yahoo brassiere-busting bono......Read the rest...

... Two of the wackiest guys I know, live two doors down, one flight below Tall is one, the other is short One chirps loud all the time ... one quietly coos Tall wears a ......Read the rest...

...Horn President We Never Need Haiku Here is what I meant; President of discontent And without consent. To much to endure; We want to remain obscure Has big mouth for sure. He has the lowe......Read the rest...

...There is this girl, Blond as can be, Sometimes had her ditzy moments, But she is fun, In all do reality, A little over weight, Slow at times, But she has a head on her shoulders, Because ......Read the rest...

...I'm sick of this large man telling me what I can't do A woman in the boxing world, who would've thought Ditzy blonde even know he can't stand the truth Being submissive and a victim is something I......Read the rest...

...A Troll in My Trunk (Inspired by the YouTube video ‘A Monkey in your Trunk’) Ok! Some crazy person made a YouTube video, about a monkey in your trunk. Yep, my Trolls saw it, on their new cell ......Read the rest...

...Marquees are bright with neon lights, where crowds line up for movie night Holding hands, we're in 'The Strand'. The velvet carpet guides us in Popcorn smokes, .. we're drinking cokes,... and cr......Read the rest...