Long Ditzy Poems

A Troll in My Trunk
(Inspired by the YouTube video ‘A Monkey in your Trunk’)


Ok! Some crazy person made a YouTube video, about a monkey in your trunk.
Yep, my Trolls saw it, on their new cell...

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Silly Billy had no fear, he drowned it in a case of beer.
Handy Andie so adept, kept so busy, she never slept.
Dirty Donna did what you wanna, she lived just down the street.
You didn't have...

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Two of the wackiest guys I know,
	live two doors down, 
		           one flight below

Tall is one, the other is short
One chirps loud all the time...

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Two of the wackiest guys I know,
	live two doors down, 
		           one flight below

Tall is one, the other is short
One chirps loud all the time...

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Marquees are bright with neon lights, where crowds line up for movie night
Holding hands, we're in 'The Strand'. The velvet carpet guides us in

Popcorn smokes, .. we're drinking cokes,...  and cracking jokes with Bing...

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I am me
I laugh when it’s funny
I cry when I’m sad
I feel pain when I’m hurt
I am me
I go deeper than the surface
I feel more than a simple touch
I see farther than what the naked...

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There is this girl,
Blond as can be,
Sometimes had her ditzy moments,
But she is fun,

In all do reality,
A little over weight,
Slow at times,
But she has a head on her shoulders,

Because she isn't dumb,
And is not blind,
She...

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We layed in that bed.
We told jokes and stories from when we were younger.
There in that room painted black.
We'd stay up all night long telling jokes and funny tid bits.
And laugh loud enough to wake...

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I'm sick of this large man telling me what I can't do
A woman in the boxing world, who would've thought
Ditzy blonde even know he can't stand the truth
Being submissive and a victim is something I'm...

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Horn President We Never Need Haiku

Here is what I meant;
President of discontent
And without consent.

To much to endure;
We want to remain obscure
Has big mouth for sure.

He has the lowest
Approval rating achieved
By any President.

Always repugnant 
What he...

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The itsy bitsy glitzy ditzy ritzy kitty 
Makes the room seem rather pretty
My uncle is here, feeling puffed and silly.
His kitty stories are traveling willy nilly.

The itsy bitsy glitzy ditzy ritzy kitty is now….
Grooming herself,...

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peppy porcelain puppy poops on the floor
  wacky winged walrus whizzes on the door
enigmatic eonian elephant espies some bamboo
  clever castrated cormorant shrieks yahoo

brassiere-busting bonobo barfs on the table
  maniacal mystic monkey...

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Whispers can be scary if you're alone.

Voices can sound sinister uttered low.

Branches scrape windows; wind murmurs a moan.

Whispers can be scary if you're alone.

Imagine you go to answer the phone.

"I see you," says a hushed...

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Pretty Patty was a penny pincher of the worst kind
She saved every single cent that she could find
She carefully cut out coupons ,counting every one
A bit bizarre but buying butter cheaper, oh what fun!
Fashion forward...

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