The Itsy Bitsy Glitzy Ditzy Ritzy Kitty

The itsy bitsy glitzy ditzy ritzy kitty Makes the room seem rather pretty My uncle is here, feeling puffed and silly. His kitty stories are traveling willy nilly. The itsy bitsy glitzy ditzy ritzy kitty is now…. Grooming herself, so she will be a wow. She has not yet made us adults bow, But she is the queen of the kibble chow. Crunch crunch crunch she eats so loud. Her chewing is regally arrogant, and quite proud. In a day or two there might be quite a crowd. She gives me a look, making me feel humbled and cowed. What is it about itsy bitsy glitzy ditzy ritzy kitty I wonder. That makes me feel like a fool that has been slapped by thunder. She has look that puts me in my place, as a peon at best. She is the haughty queen of this cat-loving nest.