Best Ditzy Poems

        Suzette, alas,so drunk at the bar.
        Decided to drive home...

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Marquees are bright with neon lights, where crowds line up for movie night
Holding hands, we're in 'The Strand'. The velvet carpet guides us in

Popcorn smokes,...

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A Troll in My Trunk
(Inspired by the YouTube video ‘A Monkey in your Trunk’)


Ok! Some crazy person made a YouTube video, about a monkey in...

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Pretty Patty was a penny pincher of the worst kind
She saved every single cent that she could find
She carefully cut out coupons ,counting every one
A...

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Silly Billy had no fear, he drowned it in a case of beer.
Handy Andie so adept, kept so busy, she never slept.
Dirty Donna did what...

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Two of the wackiest guys I know,
	live two doors down, 
		           one flight below

Tall is...

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Whispers can be scary if you're alone.

Voices can sound sinister uttered low.

Branches scrape windows; wind murmurs a moan.

Whispers can be scary if you're alone.

Imagine you...

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peppy porcelain puppy poops on the floor
  wacky winged walrus whizzes on the door
enigmatic eonian elephant espies some bamboo
  clever castrated cormorant shrieks...

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Two of the wackiest guys I know,
	live two doors down, 
		           one flight below

Tall is...

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I am me
I laugh when it’s funny
I cry when I’m sad
I feel pain when I’m hurt
I am me
I go deeper than the surface
I feel more...

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I'm sick of this large man telling me what I can't do
A woman in the boxing world, who would've thought
Ditzy blonde even know he can't...

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blooms
bouncy
baby’s breath
busy bee balm
ritzy rose, glitzy gloxinia
zany zinnia, dear ditzy daisy
swanky saffron
flouncy phlox
bonnie
buds...

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The squirrels have disappeared from my backyard
Since the neighbor’s cats have invaded their domain,
And I am taking their sudden absence especially hard
The squirrels have disappeared...

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Horn President We Never Need Haiku

Here is what I meant;
President of discontent
And without consent.

To much to endure;
We want to remain obscure
Has big mouth for sure.

He...

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We layed in that bed.
We told jokes and stories from when we were younger.
There in that room painted black.
We'd stay up all night long telling...

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