Best Ditzy Poems

        Suzette, alas,so drunk at the bar.
        Decided to drive home in her car 
        Oops, ran over a skunk.
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The itsy bitsy glitzy ditzy ritzy kitty 
Makes the room seem rather pretty
My uncle is here, feeling puffed and silly.
His kitty stories are traveling willy nilly.

The itsy bitsy glitzy ditzy ritzy kitty is now….
Grooming herself, so she will be a wow.
She has not yet made...

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