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Clout: Vital Elixir - Take Only as Prescribed

To make it on the stage, in this day and age,
I'm convinced, Contacts and Clout are what it's all about.
Woke up this mornin', feelin' all washed out,
went down to the local drugstore, for a bottle of Clout,
the druggist he said, 'Sorry son, we're all sold out.'
Woke up this mornin', feelin' all turned about,
went to my family Doctor, gotta have a bottle of Clout,
he said, 'Ya gotta go cold turkey, you'll have to go without.'
There's no doubt about it, I need a bottle of Clout,
gonna shout about it, 'What d'ya think I need?
'Well, yes indeed, I need me a bottle of Clout.'
Woke up this mornin', feelin' such self-doubt,
went to the nearby Grocer, said, 'Gimme a bottle of Clout.'
She said, 'I'd like to help ya boy, but now, ya just struck out.'
Woke up this mornin', feelin' all burned out,
went to the downtown Dealer, to score a bottle of Clout,
he said, 'You're outta luck man, there's none of it about.'
Yeah, it's an affliction, wish I could lose,
it's my addiction, I got them mean ol' bottle of Clout blues.

My Used Car Dealer of Choice

Testimonials, rightly named
    test if money knows no shame

Property Dealer

1.Me bhi drugs aur smuggling ki kamai say property ka business start karun??
2.Black money ko white kar loun aur kahun daikha Property Dealer hun??
Note.You are a two faced penny.

Bhai Log

Zafar Bhai Fire kab marwao gay?
Nashai Wehmi bool kar Drug inj
Kab Lagwao Gay??????????????
Note.You are a two faced penny..

Lala Anwar Saeed

Lala Anwar Saeed
Qabal az baeed
Azab ki waeed
Gunda tha yazeed
Hassan hussain shaheed
Bataon kya mazeed??
Note.I am a decent man who exports flowers.Pablo Escobar.

Furniture Dealer

There was a furniture dealer named Maurice
Who acquired items for the Nouveau Riche.
  Most popular by far,
  The back seat of a car
Which they use for an occasional piece.

The Calendar Dealer

The Calendar Dealer
David J Walker

Pick your own date 
Early or late in life 

Pick the husband or wife you
Wanted to be
And I will see 

What I can do for you
Finding the filings in 
Bindings of memories of 
Calendars past

And at last, though late
And determined by a set fate

I can expose you
Although you will only see
What you wanted to be

And not what you were in the
Lost days blurred vision in 

The grasp of a dealer 
In calendars past

House Dealer

I am the House

&

So to the Dealer

Everybody Looses

Zero Credit

Cash On Delivery

It was time to pay
She stepped closer
Smiling and giggling towards him
Then told him
I forgot my purse
And I haven't taken lunch
I'll send you the money
Maybe around four


Experience in the game
Made him stay ahead of the fold
Maybe around four?
He already heard that lie before!
So he shook his head
And demanded for his bread
Instead, she reached for his hand
And led him down the path


You can trust me
I really have the money
But right now I'm hungry
Replied the slay queen

Dealer

So many people with so much to say
Seeking notability increases their way
With each other they'll all compete
Top position is what they seek
Wanted to be known as only the best
Strong contenders rise above the rest
Starting gossip so as others to discredit
However when questioned deny they ever said it
This is the life of a dealer of drugs
Often surrounded by a group of thugs
Tryin to take what isn't theirs
Actin out like they don't care
Until one day and the tables are turned
Karma has begun it's what was earned

I Am a Dealer In the Worst of Them

I am a dealer in the worst of them
ignorant, I shall be happy to make them wise
uncouth, I shall be happy to make them couth
timid, I shall be happy to make them assertive
enslaved, I shall be happy to make them free
indecent, I shall be happy to make them decent
insulted, I shall be happy to make them dignified
last, always I shall be happy to  make them first
I am a deal in change to change others for good
life is not all about the best in this temporary world
human enterprise is the noblest of noble duties
making the best from the worst is glorious duty
but making the glorious into the worst is murder
how many murders have you committed from birth?
Say none and you have committed another one!

Double-Dealer

Dangerously cunning,
dressed to kill, she plans his 
downfall, relying on 
debilitating strength.
Driven by greed she acts:
Deft hand of betrayal	 
dealt by a femme fatal. 

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Contest: Pleiades - D
Sponsor: Kim Merryman
Placed 3rd
© 29th August 2016

Wheeler Dealer

Boy those wheeler dealers sure work hard
just look at Ed slaving away sorting things.
First he sorts out the electrics and switches
then he turns his attention to the mechanics.

Strips out the callipers and replaces them
a new exhaust is also on the cards.
Back breaking work as he takes off bright work
and then sands it down ready for re-spray.

Off to the paint booth where its masked up,
now first a stabiliser to stop leakage.
Two coats of primer, now finally the colour
a gorgeous chocolate that really pops.

The last job is to change the wheels
back to Porsche originals chocolate coated.
Down to the track where she revs and revs
then like a race horse our Porsche flies.

Mike is well impressed at Ed's hard work
wow it is an eye stopper he cries.
A new owner to be found who will love it  
Mike works his charms and so has a sale.

Yet another classic saved from the scrap heap
Our 928 Porsche is restored like new.
With a growl it eats up the roads
putting a smile on her owner's face

written 12/04/2015

contest PD and Skat's For Women Only

Druggie To Dealer

It used to be just for fun
Things got carried away, undone
I became what I thought I could never be
It is me

Now I'm the dealer

I talk to you with a smile
But we both know, we are vile
You're looking to get set
I'm putting you more in debt

You smoke, you enjoy
Like it's a new toy
Will I take inventory
I own this quarry

You're trapped buddy
You sold your soul, now your bloody
I have it all for you
Joints, powder, needles, whatever you want to do

It comes with a price
So think twice
Silly, you don't see
You gave your life to me

Blackjack Dealer Named Whitney

There’s a wanna-be boxer named Whitney,
Who deals blackjack in Atlantic City.
I said with a straight face,
“That you’ll never win, ace.”
And then foolishly told him to hit me.

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