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Clout: Vital Elixir - Take Only as Prescribed

To make it on the stage, in this day and age,
I'm convinced, Contacts and Clout are what it's all about.
Woke up this mornin', feelin' all washed out,
went down to the local drugstore, for a bottle of Clout,
the druggist he said, 'Sorry son, we're all sold out.'
Woke up this mornin', feelin' all turned about,
went to my

My Used Car Dealer of Choice

Testimonials, rightly named
    test if money knows no shame

The New Dealer Cards Is Fate

It seems as if fate itself has crossed 
my path once again 

This time with the complete polar
opposite cards in tow

Offering me the same deal but this
time in reverse

When 1st he came he set in motion
the opportunity and circumstances
I was enabled to buy my grandad and
mother's family home

Now recently as this past week 
circumstances have

Property Dealer

1.Me bhi drugs aur smuggling ki kamai say property ka business start karun??
2.Black money ko white kar loun aur kahun daikha Property Dealer hun??
Note.You are a two faced penny.

Bhai Log

Zafar Bhai Fire kab marwao gay?
Nashai Wehmi bool kar Drug inj
Kab Lagwao Gay??????????????
Note.You are a two faced penny..

Lala Anwar Saeed

Lala Anwar Saeed
Qabal az baeed
Azab ki waeed
Gunda tha yazeed
Hassan hussain shaheed
Bataon kya mazeed??
Note.I am a decent man who exports flowers.Pablo Escobar.

Furniture Dealer

There was a furniture dealer named Maurice
Who acquired items for the Nouveau Riche.
  Most popular by far,
  The back seat of a car
Which they use for an occasional piece.

The Calendar Dealer

The Calendar Dealer
David J Walker

Pick your own date 
Early or late in life 

Pick the husband or wife you
Wanted to be
And I will see 

What I can do for you
Finding the filings in 
Bindings of memories of 
Calendars past

And at last, though late
And determined by a set fate

I can expose you
Although you will only see
What

House Dealer

I am the House

&

So to the Dealer

Everybody Looses

Zero Credit

Cash On Delivery

It was time to pay
She stepped closer
Smiling and giggling towards him
Then told him
I forgot my purse
And I haven't taken lunch
I'll send you the money
Maybe around four


Experience in the game
Made him stay ahead of the fold
Maybe around four?
He already heard that lie before!
So he shook his head
And demanded for his bread
Instead, she reached for his hand
And

Death Dealer

She’s the neighborhood dope dealer,
always dressing good
Wearing her bling-bling ... 
and her 9-mil Five-O squealer killer
She runs with the night dirty boys,
she’s a death dealer
Vampire priestess soul stealer
In her thigh V-cut Cleopatra dress,
black Grim Reaper brim lowered ... 
Always got a couple of boy and girl packs
stuffed in the bra of her breast
Ready to call

Dealer

So many people with so much to say
Seeking notability increases their way
With each other they'll all compete
Top position is what they seek
Wanted to be known as only the best
Strong contenders rise above the rest
Starting gossip so as others to discredit
However when questioned deny they ever said it
This is the life of a dealer of drugs
Often

I Am a Dealer In the Worst of Them

I am a dealer in the worst of them
ignorant, I shall be happy to make them wise
uncouth, I shall be happy to make them couth
timid, I shall be happy to make them assertive
enslaved, I shall be happy to make them free
indecent, I shall be happy to make them decent
insulted, I shall be happy to make

Double-Dealer

Dangerously cunning,
dressed to kill, she plans his 
downfall, relying on 
debilitating strength.
Driven by greed she acts:
Deft hand of betrayal	 
dealt by a femme fatal. 

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Contest: Pleiades - D
Sponsor: Kim Merryman
Placed 3rd
© 29th August 2016

Wheeler Dealer

Boy those wheeler dealers sure work hard
just look at Ed slaving away sorting things.
First he sorts out the electrics and switches
then he turns his attention to the mechanics.

Strips out the callipers and replaces them
a new exhaust is also on the cards.
Back breaking work as he takes off bright work
and then sands it down ready for

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