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Dachshund Poems - Poems about Dachshund

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Premium Member As Low As You Can Get
...nter>AS LOW AS YOU CAN GET "folk say that cur stole his owner's dinner, how low can a dachshund go" Indiana Shaw . . . : ) "In the cur's defense" "It just looked and smelled so nice......Read More
Categories: dachshund, dog, humor,
Form: Monoku



Premium Member Humor Me
...ps bright as berries. One clown came bouncing up to me, in bright polka dotted foot long shoes, And began shaping a dachshund from balloons, which made me pretty amused! Then he presented this beauty to me, which quickly exploded at ......Read More
Categories: dachshund, birthday, family, fantasy, friend,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Dalmatian And Dachshund
...Dalmatian and Dachshund doggedly determined in derring-do, chewing children's crayons ~ producing purple, pink, periwinkle poop, b......Read More
Categories: dachshund, 6th grade, dog, funny,
Form: Alliteration
Premium Member How We Wound Up With a Rescue Dog
...she says…‘It ain’t like those who’re being abused or starving show up in the want ads - or in Sear’s catalogs!’ “The dachshund that I had when I was young was really sweet, and you bring up your fam’ly’s Cocker Spaniel all the tim......Read More
Categories: dachshund, dog, pets,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Bo the Dachshund Dog - Nursery Rhyme
... Bo, half-blind Dachshund Dog, Barked and barked at the groundhog Burrowed in the dampen ground. Groundhog emerging from its home Sq......Read More
Categories: dachshund, dog, valentines day,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Funny Photo
...Atrocious breath on the brazen trout, My dachshund backed out without a doubt. Photo filled me with glee, I’m so glad I could see, My honest dog with his eyes......Read More
Categories: dachshund, dog, fish,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member LITTLE WILLY - WARNING CONTAINS INNUENDO
...give Willy a stroke And juggle his brown balls for a joke Willy’s a rescue pet Billy got from the vet My uncle’s a dachshund loving bloke! 10/19/20 ......Read More
Categories: dachshund, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Dachshund
... D-arlin......Read More
Categories: dachshund, animal, cute,
Form: Acrostic
Premium Member BIZARRE
... Suited up in dachshund — In New York and San Francisco, anything goes! Tourists stunned. Lifts off the bench, man walks with fu......Read More
Categories: dachshund, city,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member SEASONS WITH SNICKERS
...ng tighter, sweeter than dachsund licks; Then... on fateful one noon, she simply heaved her last Wink of dachshund eyes locked upon mine , The rain tears tapping, d r i f t i n g on my bosom -- Reveries of us ......Read More
Categories: dachshund, devotion, dog,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Premium Member Orange Tabby Tom-Cat
...e orange tabby tom-cat is king of the neighborhood, he keeps his human family's home free of mice, he lets the little dachshund play with him, and nap beside him on the couch, but that noisy moving picture box can just go away. One ......Read More
Categories: dachshund, cat, humor,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Daver Austin
...ump of the stump “You are accused of eating your best friend Is that correct?” The tiger swished his tail “Yes” “A dachshund named Stretch Is that correct?” The tiger swished his tail “Yes’ “Sad” the lion judge continued “You were......Read More
Categories: dachshund, animal, humor,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member TIM RYERSON
...FOOTLES FOR THE BIRDS AND THE BEASTS - Bad-*** old bear: Grizzly Grizzly Dachshund making critical life choices: Eenie Weenie... Cougar from Arizona: Yuma Puma Cowar......Read More
Categories: dachshund, hilarious, humor, tribute,
Form: Footle
Grays on Parade
...out to walk my dachshund and me a gray streak is all you see passersby in daily parade me, the dog and gator aide silver haired ......Read More
Categories: dachshund, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Tribute to the Taxman
...eep furtively pi offering shelter scam price add vice And fee subtracting a briefcase hefty skim slice Mister Dachshund Taxman, the Crown Boss Dollar Hogg best coin collar hounddog Sniff the silver scent leading to the gold ......Read More
Categories: dachshund, corruption, fun, money, word
Form: Ode

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