Dachshund Poems - Below
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dachshund, abuse, anger, animal, pets, repetition,
Form: Prose Poetry
For example a Dachshund dog was thrown 5 floors to his death
The owner photographed this and posted it online
His dog looked like he was sleeping but was dead
I tracked the Dachshund Dog’s Killer down and killed him
I put him in...Read More
A morning walk
dachshund, morning, poetry,
A bunch of dry lime leaves like schoolkids runs
across the street. Be careful, do not slip
on crispy morning frost. I see someone’s
bike on its side, its owner rubs his hip.
Are you okay? He is okay. A crow
pecks out a...Read More
UNQUOTABLE QUOTES: XLIV - Tongue-Teasing Epigrams
dachshund, humor, irony, satire, word play,
UNQUOTABLE QUOTES: XLIV
Don’t translate poems if you want yours read.
A pain in the ass is a pain nevertheless.
A « race" in any other language is still the shape of the nose.
Every cloud hides shining gold that reveals the silver lining.
dachshund, angst, appreciation,
Should the house and all its contents be lost
and everything pay the price of disastrous cost
I would put on my jeans and sweatshirt warm,
clasp my dog, my companion, take my dachshund from harm,
DOGGIE AT CHRISTMAS TIME
dachshund, cheer up, christmas, dog,
Form: Light Verse
A wiggly holiday bundle of energy
Snickers, my pup, wears a Rudolf outfit for fun--
Annoyed with long antlers,
she grinds around
ripping an outlandish costume,
then fiercely bobbing her tail;
while kids stick red bells along...Read More
What to Believe
dachshund, 12th grade, atheist, happiness, imagination, inspiration, religious,
WHAT TO BELIEVE
powerful brain creation
that can seem quite real
has been used to fashion gods
and other scary notions
amazing brain retrieval
of past happenings
that may or may not be true
or perhaps wishful thinking
I 'member my dog
a sweet little dachshund pup
but can...Read More
100 99 98 off to the land of
dachshund, 10th grade, 12th grade, 8th grade, 9th
Form: Enclosed Rhyme
Wynken Blynken and Nod???
(ah...oh methinks this pissant pooch woof lee
barked up the wrong tree –
reed don my mongrel friend)
This poetic endeavor doth not boast nor brag
to take digs on front page
headline grabbing news,...Read More
OH JOY, SHE'S HERE
dachshund, devotion, dog, friend, heartbroken, loss, love, pets,
There's no greater feeling,
Than to be a mom again,
Four little paws,
A wet little nose,
Jelly beans for little toes,
Short little legs,
Those big eyes that always beg,
The lottery you would think,
We had won,
Neighborhood lunch - Jan Allison Style
dachshund, humor, pets,
I once saw a cat very hyper
This fine feline needed a diaper
For when she would go
She put on a show
Meowing for someone to wipe her
She pranced through the yard just complaining
Her voice from meowing now straining
She started...Read More
dachshund, death of a friend, fantasy,
Two new crutches and two double shots of Bushmills Irish Whiskey enabled Joe Faherty to move from the back seat of Moira Murphy's 1976 Buick into Eagan's Funeral Home for Tim McGillicuddy's wake. At 87, Joe was in bad shape,...Read More
Sherlock Holmes once said to Watson
Sherlock Holmes once said to Watson,
“This murder was done by a dachshund!
It’s quite elementary;
He’s short and he’s hairy
And walks with two pairs of socks on.”
dachshund, animal, dog,
She watched him hide his pretty wares,
When the Easter Bunny came.
And as the children ran in pairs,
She joined into the game.
Their short legs were longer than
The short ones that she wore.
For each egg going in their pans,
She found a dozen...Read More
Baseball Trash Can Cats Vs Downtown Stray
dachshund, baseball, fun, poetry,
Here we are fans this fine summer day,
to watch Trash Can Cats, versus Downtown Stray.
The field is grand in this deep wooded glen,
pitchers are warming up in the bull pen.
Pitching for the Cats is Crazy Legs Lynx,
his pitching fast and...Read More
dachshund, animal, silly, truth, , cute,
I am Babbit's rabbit, a cute and fluffy kisser
with a cottontail and lopped eared listeners.
Bought on the farm not the store, picked from the other kits
it was me brought home, the most perfect fit.
dachshund, adventure, beauty, boat, environment, ocean, poetry,
Form: Blank verse
First into Grace Harbour
Me in classic sailboat
At anchor alone
In Desolation Sound
Where silence reveals the place
And the world is bigger
Because I can hear its’ vastness
It’s Bioacoustic diversity
Seals surface, gulls dive, water ripples.
A breeze in a cedar whispers
The buzz of a...Read More
My Little Dachshund
My little dachshund is such a pest,
when I'm writing he just won't rest.
He grabs the ball and comes sashaying in
trying to gain my attentions solely on him.
I resist at first, determined to continue writing
Kids Gotta Love Funny Doggie Footles
dachshund, dog, funny,
Frankfurter for a Dachshund:
Kids Love Funny Dogs
She wouldn't win a beauty prize,
My funny little Muffin.
She wasn't very much for size,
But she could keep me huffin'.
We'd play a game of hide and seek.
I'd seek and she would run.
I'd be so tired I couldn't speak.
She'd still be having...Read More
A Compilation of Fickle Foolish Footles
FOOTLES FOR THE BIRDS AND THE BEASTS -
Bad-ass old bear:
Dachshund making critical life choices:
Cougar from Arizona:
Nathan the Giant
dachshund, animal, best friend,
Nathan the Giant
A little giant he became discarded because of his age
Surrendered to a cold steel cage
His warm soft bed traded for a dog pound
Confined in fear his bellows abound
Trying to drown out the growling sounds
Standing tall upon his stubby...Read More
dachshund, animal, dog,
There is an unknown legend that comes
from the great Black Forest
of a creature fearsome and oh, so glorious.
Though his brain be small
and barely larger than a walnut
his head and jaws are held...Read More
dachshund, america, dark, depression, nature, rain, snow, storm,
Something created. Does the creator think ahead
or spill a storm. Rain happens. We supply the
reasons. Evaporation of water collecting over
huge expanses, condensed and pushed as clouds
over the land. We say it makes us sad or depressed.
We want to cry.
You describe...Read More
dachshund, dog, pets, drug,
As a pup she sailed through the air
Jumping from chair to chair
An eagle's elegant poise void
Just a thud 'pon the air
Those short legs carried her swiftly
As her chest drug the ground
Most all small furry creatures drew
A bristle and grrrr sound
A VICIOUS DOGGY WAR
dachshund, dog, how i feel, , cute,
I am not a dog lover, although dogs are cute,
I'd rather have none of these
around the house...the last one I had
was a dark-blonde dachshund:
he refused to obey a single rule,
he wanted to eat crackers and cheese!
Dogs lovers, I...Read More
My Neighbor's Dachshund
dachshund, dog, humor,
My next door neighbor has a little dog
Who lives his life close to the ground
They laughingly call him "Stretch"
A much sweeter dog cannot be found
Stretch has an" I can do it" attitude
He tries and tries to jump the fence