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Dachshund Poems - Poems about Dachshund

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Premium Member LITTLE WILLY - WARNING CONTAINS INNUENDO
...give Willy a stroke And juggle his brown balls for a joke Willy’s a rescue pet Billy got from the vet My uncle’s a dachshund loving bloke! 10/19/20 ......Read More
Categories: dachshund, humorous,
Form: Limerick



Dachshund
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Categories: dachshund, animal, cute,
Form: Acrostic
Premium Member BIZARRE
... Suited up in dachshund — In New York and San Francisco, anything goes! Tourists stunned. Lifts off the bench, man walks with fu......Read More
Categories: dachshund, city,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member SEASONS WITH SNICKERS
...ng tighter, sweeter than dachsund licks; Then... on fateful one noon, she simply heaved her last Wink of dachshund eyes locked upon mine , The rain tears tapping, d r i f t i n g on my bosom -- Reveries of us ......Read More
Categories: dachshund, devotion, dog,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Premium Member Orange Tabby Tom-Cat
...e orange tabby tom-cat is king of the neighborhood, he keeps his human family's home free of mice, he lets the little dachshund play with him, and nap beside him on the couch, but that noisy moving picture box can just go away. One ......Read More
Categories: dachshund, cat, humor,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Daver Austin
...ump of the stump “You are accused of eating your best friend Is that correct?” The tiger swished his tail “Yes” “A dachshund named Stretch Is that correct?” The tiger swished his tail “Yes’ “Sad” the lion judge continued “You were......Read More
Categories: dachshund, animal, humor,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member TIM RYERSON
...FOOTLES FOR THE BIRDS AND THE BEASTS - Bad-*** old bear: Grizzly Grizzly Dachshund making critical life choices: Eenie Weenie... Cougar from Arizona: Yuma Puma Cowar......Read More
Categories: dachshund, hilarious, humor, tribute,
Form: Footle
Grays on Parade
...out to walk my dachshund and me a gray streak is all you see passersby in daily parade me, the dog and gator aide silver haired ......Read More
Categories: dachshund, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Why the way I look
... My father was a dwarf, my mother a towering morph. Look at me and laugh: my legs are dachshund size, my neck a giraffe’s. An evolutionary indiscretion? Or my mother’s one night’s unnatural selection? ......Read More
Categories: dachshund, humor,
Form: Light Verse
Tribute to the Taxman
...eep furtively pi offering shelter scam price add vice And fee subtracting a briefcase hefty skim slice Mister Dachshund Taxman, the Crown Boss Dollar Hogg best coin collar hounddog Sniff the silver scent leading to the gold ......Read More
Categories: dachshund, corruption, fun, money, word
Form: Ode
Pets Revenge
...For example a Dachshund dog was thrown 5 floors to his death The owner photographed this and posted it online His dog looked like he......Read More
Categories: dachshund, abuse, anger, animal, pets,
Form: Prose Poetry
A morning walk
...eir windows sweat, you’re definitely better, to misquote Poe, than reality. A young brunette next door walks her old dachshund in the coat. That's how a pen of poet turns sometimes a routine morning walk into the rhymes. 21.10.2......Read More
Categories: dachshund, morning, poetry,
Form: Sonnet
Premium Member UNQUOTABLE QUOTES: XLIV - Tongue-Teasing Epigrams
...ght-rope walkers eat only string hoppers? The Piped-Piper pipes a pitiful panegyric to Pan past the precipice… The « dachshund" trotting out on an outing with its master never fails to take its house - under the same roof - for an airing......Read More
Categories: dachshund, humor, irony, satire, word
Form: Epigram
Saving Grace
...f disastrous cost I would put on my jeans and sweatshirt warm, clasp my dog, my companion, take my dachshund from harm, (he is always with me, at my side), no lie; scan the room with tears blurred ......Read More
Categories: dachshund, angst, appreciation,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member DOGGIE AT CHRISTMAS TIME
...ping an outlandish costume, then fiercely bobbing her tail; while kids stick red bells along a furred neck: Our dachshund yelps and fumbles on stacked presents, as the camera rolls --- a keepsake of eve’s laughter… But weenie......Read More
Categories: dachshund, cheer up, christmas, dog,
Form: Light Verse

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