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Dachshund Poems

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Pets Revenge
For example a Dachshund dog was thrown 5 floors to his death
The owner photographed this and posted it online
His dog looked like he was sleeping but was dead

I tracked the Dachshund Dog’s Killer down and killed him
I put him in...Read More
Categories: dachshund, abuse, anger, animal, pets, repetition,
Form: Prose Poetry

Premium Member A morning walk
A bunch of dry lime leaves like schoolkids runs 
across the street. Be careful, do not slip
on crispy morning frost. I see someone’s
bike on its side, its owner rubs his hip.

Are you okay? He is okay. A crow
pecks out a...Read More
Categories: dachshund, morning, poetry,
Form: Sonnet
Premium Member UNQUOTABLE QUOTES: XLIV - Tongue-Teasing Epigrams

Don’t translate poems if you want yours read.
A pain in the ass is a pain nevertheless.
A « race" in any other language is still the shape of the nose.
Every cloud hides shining gold that reveals the silver lining.
It’s...Read More
Categories: dachshund, humor, irony, satire, word play,
Form: Epigram
Premium Member Saving Grace
Should the house and all its contents be lost
 and everything pay the price of disastrous cost
I would put on my jeans and sweatshirt warm,
  clasp my dog, my companion, take my dachshund  from harm,
   ...Read More
Categories: dachshund, angst, appreciation,
Form: Rhyme

A wiggly  holiday bundle of energy
Snickers, my pup,   wears a Rudolf  outfit for fun--
Annoyed with long antlers,
she grinds around
ripping  an outlandish  costume, 
then fiercely bobbing  her tail;
while kids stick red bells  along...Read More
Categories: dachshund, cheer up, christmas, dog,
Form: Light Verse

What to Believe

powerful brain creation
that can seem quite real
has been used to fashion gods
and other scary notions

memory function!
amazing brain retrieval
of past happenings
that may or may not be true
or perhaps wishful thinking

I  'member my dog
a sweet little dachshund pup
but can...Read More
Categories: dachshund, 12th grade, atheist, happiness, imagination, inspiration, religious,
Form: Tanka
100 99 98 off to the land of
Wynken Blynken and Nod???
(ah...oh methinks this pissant pooch woof lee 
barked up the wrong tree – 
reed don my mongrel friend)

This poetic endeavor doth not boast nor brag
to take digs on front page
     headline grabbing news,...Read More
Categories: dachshund, 10th grade, 12th grade, 8th grade, 9th
Form: Enclosed Rhyme
Premium Member OH JOY, SHE'S HERE
There's no greater feeling,
Than to be a mom again,
Four little paws, 
A wet little nose, 

Jelly beans for little toes, 
Floppy ears, 
Short little legs, 
Those big eyes that always beg, 

The lottery you would think, 
We had won,
When...Read More
Categories: dachshund, devotion, dog, friend, heartbroken, loss, love, pets,
Form: Verse
Neighborhood lunch - Jan Allison Style

Neighborhood lunch 

I once saw a cat very hyper
This fine feline needed a diaper
For when she would go
She put on a show
Meowing for someone to wipe her

She pranced through the yard just complaining 
Her voice from meowing now straining
She started...Read More
Categories: dachshund, humor, pets,
Form: Limerick
McGillicuddy's Wake
Two new crutches and two double shots of Bushmills Irish Whiskey enabled Joe Faherty to move from the back seat of Moira Murphy's 1976 Buick into Eagan's Funeral Home for Tim McGillicuddy's wake. At 87, Joe was in bad shape,...Read More
Categories: dachshund, death of a friend, fantasy,
Form: Prose
Sherlock Holmes once said to Watson
Sherlock Holmes once said to Watson,
“This murder was done by a dachshund!
   It’s quite elementary;
   He’s short and he’s hairy
And walks with two pairs of socks on.”
...Read More
Categories: dachshund, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Muffin
She watched him hide his pretty wares,
When the Easter Bunny came.
And as the children ran in pairs,
She joined into the game.

Their short legs were longer than
The short ones that she wore.
For each egg going in their pans,
She found a dozen...Read More
Categories: dachshund, animal, dog,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Baseball Trash Can Cats Vs Downtown Stray

Here we are fans this fine summer day,
to watch Trash Can Cats, versus Downtown Stray.
The field is grand in this deep wooded glen,
pitchers are warming up in the bull pen.

Pitching for the Cats is Crazy Legs Lynx,
his pitching fast and...Read More
Categories: dachshund, baseball, fun, poetry,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Babbit's Rabbit
I am Babbit's rabbit, a cute and fluffy kisser
   with a cottontail and lopped eared listeners.
Bought on the farm not the store, picked from the other kits
   it was me brought home, the most perfect fit.
A...Read More
Categories: dachshund, animal, silly, truth, , cute,
Form: Rhyme
Grace Harbour
Grace Harbour
First into Grace Harbour
Me in classic sailboat
At anchor alone
In Desolation Sound
Where silence reveals the place
And the world is bigger
Because I can hear its’ vastness
It’s Bioacoustic diversity
Seals surface, gulls dive, water ripples.
A breeze in a cedar whispers
The buzz of a...Read More
Categories: dachshund, adventure, beauty, boat, environment, ocean, poetry,
Form: Blank verse
Premium Member My Little Dachshund
My little dachshund is such a pest,
   when I'm writing he just won't rest.
He grabs the ball and comes sashaying in
   trying to gain my attentions solely on him.
I resist at first, determined to continue writing
...Read More
Categories: dachshund, dog,
Form: Couplet
Kids Gotta Love Funny Doggie Footles
Dachshund headgear:

Frankfurter for a Dachshund:

Grouchy Dachshund:

Un-cool Terrier:
    ...Read More
Categories: dachshund, dog, funny,
Form: Footle
Premium Member Kids Love Funny Dogs
She wouldn't win a beauty prize,
My funny little Muffin.
She wasn't very much for size,
But she could keep me huffin'.

We'd play a game of hide and seek.
I'd seek and she would run.
I'd be so tired I couldn't speak.
She'd still be having...Read More
Categories: dachshund, dog,
Form: Rhyme
A Compilation of Fickle Foolish Footles

Bad-ass old bear:

Dachshund making critical life choices:

Cougar from Arizona:
 ...Read More
Categories: dachshund, funny,
Form: Footle
Premium Member Nathan the Giant
Nathan the Giant

A little giant he became discarded because of his age
Surrendered to a cold steel cage
His warm soft bed traded for a dog pound
Confined in fear his bellows abound
Trying to drown out the growling sounds
Standing tall upon his stubby...Read More
Categories: dachshund, animal, best friend,
Form: Verse
Premium Member A Giant
A Giant

There is an unknown legend that comes
 from the great Black  Forest 
 of a creature fearsome and oh, so glorious.

Though his brain be small 
 and barely larger than a walnut
 his head and jaws are held...Read More
Categories: dachshund, animal, dog,
Form: Bio
Premium Member Something
Something created. Does the creator think ahead
or spill a storm. Rain happens. We supply the
reasons. Evaporation of water collecting over
huge expanses, condensed and pushed as clouds
over the land. We say it makes us sad or depressed.
We want to cry.

You describe...Read More
Categories: dachshund, america, dark, depression, nature, rain, snow, storm,
Form: Verse
Premium Member The Dachshund
As a pup she sailed through the air
Jumping from chair to chair
An eagle's elegant poise void
Just a thud 'pon the air

Those short legs carried her swiftly
As her chest drug the ground
Most all small furry creatures drew
A bristle and grrrr sound

Her...Read More
Categories: dachshund, dog, pets, drug,
Form: Rhyme
I am not a dog lover, although dogs are cute,
I'd rather have none of these
around the house...the last one I had
was a dark-blonde dachshund:
he refused to obey a single rule,
he wanted to eat crackers and cheese!  

Dogs lovers, I...Read More
Categories: dachshund, dog, how i feel, , cute,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member My Neighbor's Dachshund

My next door neighbor has a little dog
Who lives his life close to the ground
They laughingly call him "Stretch"
A  much sweeter dog cannot be found

Stretch has an" I can do it" attitude
He tries and tries to jump the fence
Now...Read More
Categories: dachshund, dog, humor,
Form: Rhyme