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Best Dachshund Poems

Below are the all-time best Dachshund poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of dachshund poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member Chloee and Reginald The Stand Down Dachshund Comedians

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Chloee? Yes Reginald! 
Why do they call us Dachshunds, Wiener Dogs?
Maybe they call you a Wiener Reginald!
You cut me off at the legs with that one...

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Categories: dachshund, funny, humor, humorous, roses
Form: Burlesque



Premium Member DACHSHUND
Some folks call me a sausage dog
I think they couldn’t be meaner
It’s not my fault I’m long and short
And look like a misshapen wiener

I’ve got...

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Categories: dachshund, dog, humorous,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Dewi the Dachshund

When I walk, my chest nearly touches the floor
With tail wagging madly I know I can score.

The judges look at my teeth and nails
I give...

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Categories: dachshund, dog, old,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member The Dachshund
As a pup she sailed through the air
Jumping from chair to chair
An eagle's elegant poise void
Just a thud 'pon the air

Those short legs carried her...

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Categories: dachshund, dog, pets, drug,
Form: Rhyme
miniature dachshund
Small and mighty,little and proud
One of the weeniest doggies around
but don't let size fool you, you're in for a treat
I am one of the bravest...

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Categories: dachshund, animal, dog, pets,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member My Little Dachshund
My little dachshund is such a pest,
   when I'm writing he just won't rest.
He grabs the ball and comes sashaying in
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© DM Babbit  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: dachshund, dog,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member My Neighbor's Dachshund


My next door neighbor has a little dog
Who lives his life close to the ground
They laughingly call him "Stretch"
A  much sweeter dog cannot be...

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Categories: dachshund, dog, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Dachshund Footles
Dachshund headgear:
Weenie
Beenie

Frankfurter for a Dachshund:
Weenie
Weenie

Grouchy Dachshund:
Meany
Weenie

Proportionally, a male Dachshund has a:
Teenie
Weenie
(But size isn't everything)

Dachshund making critical life choices:
Eeenie
Weenie...


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Categories: dachshund, dog,
Form: Footle
Dachshund
Dachshund is a banana skin:
Short like a cigarette butt,
Big eyes like two snooker balls,
Wide ears like the vessel's flags,
Legs  interlocked like a letter X,
Long...

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Categories: dachshund, animal,
Form: Free verse
THE DACHSHUND
My name is Franz Ferdinand
I’m a Dachshund not a band!
I come in coats 1,2 and 3
2 sizes - standard and mini
My coats are smooth or...

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Categories: dachshund, pets
Form: I do not know?
My Doll, My Dachshund
Dachshunds - Poetry Contest

My Doll, My Dachshund

An old abandoned house in the country, is where we saved our precious hound
Covered in mange, fleas, ticks and...

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Categories: dachshund, best friend, dog, loss,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Oscar Wiener Dog
A dachshund named Oscar was he,
which adored trick or treating with me,
so I had me some fun
when I sewed a cloth bun,
for a Halloween weenie...

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Categories: dachshund, dog,
Form: Limerick
Fickle-Foolish-Footles - Man's Best Friend
Overweight Terrier:
   Porky
   Yorkie
Un-cool Terrier:
   Dorky
   Yorkie

Spaniel dog breeder:
   Cocker
   Stocker
Parrot who mimics...

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Categories: dachshund, animal, dog, funny,
Form: Footle
Premium Member ANIMAL COURT
I relate this story from my room in the Quiet Vale Giggling Academy

A reader might find my story hard to believe
BUT!
At one time in my...

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Categories: dachshund, animals, funnytiger,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member Sonnet Chiweenie Boo
Your dad, a Dachshund once stuck in Chihuahua.
The best of both in you, with that expectant
Confusing carpets for the lawn enigma.
I know….the raining….getting wet….you can’t.

As...

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Categories: dachshund, animal, best friend, dog,
Form: Iambic Pentameter
A Compilation of Fickle Foolish Footles
FOOTLES FOR THE BIRDS AND THE BEASTS - 

Bad-ass old bear:
    Grizzly
    Grizzly

Dachshund making critical life choices:
  ...

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Categories: dachshund, funny,
Form: Footle
Premium Member Neighborhood lunch - Jan Allison Style

Neighborhood lunch 

I once saw a cat very hyper
This fine feline needed a diaper
For when she would go
She put on a show
Meowing for someone to...

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Categories: dachshund, humor, pets,
Form: Limerick
A morning walk
A bunch of dry lime leaves like schoolkids runs 
across the street. Be careful, do not slip
on crispy morning frost. I see someone’s
bike on its...

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Categories: dachshund, morning, poetry,
Form: Sonnet
Premium Member NAUGHTY DOGGIE

A jiggling rush of energy
Wags along our messed-up stair
As Lullie huffs with a naughty glee,
To cause mayhem beyond compare!

My dachshund begs to play tag -game
With...

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Categories: dachshund, adventure, dog,
Form: Sonnet
Premium Member A Tap-Dancer
I saw a tap-dancer with
Squirming sheaf of vigor
Toes tapping as if dancing.
Is he hoping for a rendezvous?
His Dachshund-clan romance?
Prancing around like ponies
With gentle nose, silent...

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Categories: dachshund, animal,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Something
Something created. Does the creator think ahead
or spill a storm. Rain happens. We supply the
reasons. Evaporation of water collecting over
huge expanses, condensed and pushed as...

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Categories: dachshund, america, dark, depression, nature,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Kids Love Funny Dogs
She wouldn't win a beauty prize,
My funny little Muffin.
She wasn't very much for size,
But she could keep me huffin'.

We'd play a game of hide and...

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Categories: dachshund, dog,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Baseball Trash Can Cats Vs Downtown Stray

Here we are fans this fine summer day,
to watch Trash Can Cats, versus Downtown Stray.
The field is grand in this deep wooded glen,
pitchers are warming...

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Categories: dachshund, baseball, fun, poetry,
Form: Rhyme
Kids Gotta Love Funny Doggie Footles
Dachshund headgear:
    Weenie
    Beenie

Frankfurter for a Dachshund:
    Weenie
    Weenie

Grouchy Dachshund:
   ...

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Categories: dachshund, dog, funny,
Form: Footle
Premium Member Fragment
There was scent of a fire in the call of the wind
from a few blocks away, I could smell it today...
someone burning a pile, in...

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Categories: dachshund, animal, fire, lost, sad,
Form: Narrative