Chloee and Reginald the Stand Down Dachshund Comedians

One Chloee? Yes Reginald!  Why do they call us Dachshunds, Wiener Dogs? Maybe they call you a Wiener Reginald! You cut me off at the legs with that one Chloee! Two Chloee? Yes Reginald! Have you ever smelled mothballs. No Reginald it's too difficult to spread their tiny legs. My that was a low blow Chloee. You wish Reginald, you wish! Three Reginald? Yes Chloee! I was at the park with my owner playing Frisbee. As I watched the Frisbee I wondered why it was getting bigger and bigger as it came towards me than it hit me. Four Chloee? Yes Reginald! I was just lying down in the park the other day watching a Labrador  chasing his tail an' I thought ain't that amazing how easily amused  Labradors are! Then I realized I was watching the Labrador chase his tail. Five Reginald? Yes Chloee! I've written a poem it goes like this. "Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. And some don't!" Six Chloee? Yes Reginald! I was at a restaurant, I ordered a chicken sandwich, but I don’t think the waitress understood me. Because she said, “How would you like your eggs?” So I tried to answer her anyhow. I said, “Incubated! And then raised, and then beheaded, and then plucked, and then cut up, and then put onto a grill, and then put onto a bun. Damn! It’s gonna take a while. I don’t have time. Scrambled!” The Finale A Dachshund walks under a bar. I mean walks into a bar. Goes to the bar and sits down. Asks the bartender "can I have a Budweiser Light  Beer" the bartender serves him and informs him "that will be seven dollars". The Dachshund pays. The bartender keeps looking at the Dachshund.  Finally the Dachshund yells "What?" The bartender explains "no I'm  sorry we just never get Dachshunds in this bar." The Dachshund replies  "I'm not surprised...at seven dollars for a beer..." The Encore Reginald? Yes Chloee! When you cut your nails, do you file them? Yes Chloee as a matter of fact I do! Pity! I just throw mine out!  Curtains! 01~10~2015 Sponsor: rob carmack Contest: Daschunds