Short Dachshund Poems
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My red fat dachshund
Independent smart
Intelligent dog
My sweet dog grandhound
Visits me daily
Constantly brings smiles
There's a dachshund from Key Biscay
saving ice cubes for a sweltery day
He buries them deep
hoping they'll keep
and wonders how they get away
The Dachshund’s a marvel on skis
Little legs that stop short of its knees
It can schuss like a pro
Making furrows in snow
(Though its privates are given to freeze)
Sherlock Holmes once said to Watson,
“This murder was done by a dachshund!
It’s quite elementary;
He’s short and he’s hairy
And walks with two pairs of socks on.”
Atrocious breath on the brazen trout,
My dachshund backed out without a doubt.
Photo filled me with glee,
I’m so glad I could see,
My honest dog with his eyes bugged out.
intrusive neglectful
norwegian peacekeeper
spoiled
our jubilant
scrawny
sweet
dachshund
her wholesomeness
was alleviated !
(Weekly Magnetic Poetry Challenge • July 6–12, 2026)
Confused Dachshund
There's a dachshund from Key Biscay
saving ice cubes for a sweltery day
He buries them deep
hoping they'll keep
and wonders how they get away
“ANIMAL DACHSHUND”
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badger dog bravado
low rider, earth hugger
legs, little pistons, churning
elongated body
with a high-octane soul
loyalty my only leash
daylight dims, sun drowns
darkness deepens, light beams drift
devilish shadows dance
dusk descends, daredevils debouch
drowsy dachshund dozes
dahlia dreams dash or dawdle
dreamy dusk dazes and dazzles
Stubborn hunter born again
Couch and bed—new badger’s den
Everything long except legs
If it can’t steal then it begs
A lead paw—they food driven
House train full stop forgiven
Being boss in stare and bark
All the coats from light to dark.
Written: 03.04.26
Dachshund headgear:
Weenie
Beenie
Frankfurter for a Dachshund:
Weenie
Weenie
Grouchy Dachshund:
Meany
Weenie
Proportionally, a male Dachshund has a:
Teenie
Weenie
(But size isn't everything)
Dachshund making critical life choices:
Eeenie
Weenie...
WET POOCH
Soggy
Doggy
A SLEEPY BEAGLE
Droopy
Snoopy
PEDIGREED DOG
Real Fine
Canine
NOISY LITTLE ANKLE-BITER
Yipper
Nipper
A DACHSHUND WITH A SHINY COAT
Sheeny
Weeny
A COURAGEOUS DACHSHUND
Moxie
Dachsy
A DISGRUNTLED LABRADOR RETRIEVER
Crabby
Labby
Dachshund is a banana skin:
Short like a cigarette butt,
Big eyes like two snooker balls,
Wide ears like the vessel's flags,
Legs interlocked like a letter X,
Long trunk like a train on the track,
All buttock like a kangaroo.
If I should meet it on my way out,
I will retract home and recite a psalm.
My name is Franz Ferdinand
I’m a Dachshund not a band!
I come in coats 1,2 and 3
2 sizes - standard and mini
My coats are smooth or wire or long
Short on legs, my back’s not strong
but take me to a badger hill,
I’ll dig and dig and won’t stop till
I do the job that must be done
And get those badgers on the run.
Form:
Oh,
There's no greater feeling,
Than to be a mom again,
Four little paws,
A wet little nose,
Oh,
Jelly beans for little toes,
Floppy ears,
Short little legs,
Those big eyes that always beg,
Oh,
The lottery you would think,
We had won,
When I go to pick out,
My little Dachshund.
~VICKIE THAYER ~
A dachshund named Oscar was he,
which adored trick or treating with me,
so I had me some fun
when I sewed a cloth bun,
for a Halloween weenie he’d be.
On his costume I added a trim
mustard yellow, but though he’s not slim,
he’s no Oscar Mayer,
so don’t raise his ire
by taking a bite out of him!
Suited up in dachshund —
In New York and San Francisco, anything goes!
Tourists stunned.
Lifts off the bench,
man walks with fur suit and bimbos
and stench.
Full park —
manic side throws
barks.
Suited up in dachshund,
man walks with fur suit and bimbos.
Barks!
9/3/2020
Mohan Chutani’s Let's Minichu on Bizarre
Out shopping, I meet Uncle Billy
I exclaim can I stroke your willy
Feel free to pet him
He says with a grin
My willy’s quite cold brr its chilly
I kneel down and give Willy a stroke
And juggle his brown balls for a joke
Willy’s a rescue pet
Billy got from the vet
My uncle’s a dachshund loving bloke!
10/19/20
Bo, half-blind Dachshund Dog,
Barked and barked at the groundhog
Burrowed in the dampen ground.
Groundhog emerging from its home
Squinting from the brilliant sun
To see Bo groomed with red hearts
In his eyes, complaining none;
Went back down into the ground
Back with a handful of heart shape tarts.
2/14/2021
Nursery Rhyme
out to walk
my dachshund and me
a gray streak is all you see
passersby in daily parade
me, the dog and gator aide
silver haired streams
seniors roam
travelled trails lead from the home
pastel processions in vestal white
naughty nighties in plain sight
minus a mass
memory lapse
bathroom breaks and after naps
seniors pass in parade
dashing like a barefoot brigade
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Small paws drumming,
hot sun humming~
short legs running.
belly dragging,
tail flag wagging,
groundhog snagging.
burrow maker,
earth embracer,
scent-trace racer.
long and so fast!
never bedfast
zoomies won’t last.
small paws patter,
rain don’t matter~
brown mad hatter.
tunnel digger
endless chaser
loves with rigor
Some folks call me a sausage dog
I think they couldn’t be meaner
It’s not my fault I’m long and short
And look like a misshapen wiener
I’ve got four stumpy little legs
So my tummy is near to the ground
My owner’s take me for a drag not a walk
Guess that's why they named me Cigarette!
01~16~15
Contest: Dachshunds – Rob Carmack
~awarded 9th place~
Premiere Contest #13 sponsored by SKAT
I'm a poet cowboy, and I write the west
When it comes to a contest, I show them who's best
I call my horse Kipling, what do you know !
And my dog's a dachshund named, Longfellow
When bad authors write into Poetry Town
I draw out my pen, and I rhyme them down
I alway get the girl, in her store bought bonnet
And you can read us write away, into
Into the far distant Sonnet
Hee-yah ! This is enough exercise for a Sunday !