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Short Dachshund Poems

Short Dachshund Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Dachshund by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Dachshund by length and keyword.


Premium Member Grand Dachshund
My red fat dachshund
Independent smart
Intelligent dog

My sweet dog grandhound
Visits me daily
Constantly brings smiles...

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Categories: dachshund, animals, family, pets
Form: Haiku



Sherlock Holmes once said to Watson
Sherlock Holmes once said to Watson,
“This murder was done by a dachshund!
   It’s quite elementary;
   He’s short and he’s hairy
And walks with two pairs of socks on.”
...

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Categories: dachshund, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Why the way I look

My father was a dwarf,
my mother a towering morph.
Look at me and laugh:
my legs are dachshund size,
my neck a giraffe’s.
An evolutionary indiscretion?
Or my mother’s one night’s unnatural selection?
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Categories: dachshund, humor,
Form: Light Verse
Dachshund Footles
Dachshund headgear:
Weenie
Beenie

Frankfurter for a Dachshund:
Weenie
Weenie

Grouchy Dachshund:
Meany
Weenie

Proportionally, a male Dachshund has a:
Teenie
Weenie
(But size isn't everything)

Dachshund making critical life choices:
Eeenie
Weenie...


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Categories: dachshund, dog,
Form: Footle
Premium Member Dog Day Footles
WET POOCH
Soggy
Doggy

A SLEEPY BEAGLE
Droopy
Snoopy

PEDIGREED DOG
Real Fine
Canine

NOISY LITTLE ANKLE-BITER
Yipper
Nipper

A DACHSHUND WITH A SHINY COAT
Sheeny
Weeny

A COURAGEOUS DACHSHUND
Moxie
Dachsy

A DISGRUNTLED LABRADOR RETRIEVER
Crabby
Labby...

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Categories: dachshund, dog, funny,
Form: Footle



Dachshund
Dachshund is a banana skin:
Short like a cigarette butt,
Big eyes like two snooker balls,
Wide ears like the vessel's flags,
Legs  interlocked like a letter X,
Long trunk like a train on the track,
All buttock like a kangaroo.
If I should meet it on my way out,
I will retract home and recite a psalm.
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Categories: dachshund, animal,
Form: Free verse
THE DACHSHUND
My name is Franz Ferdinand
I’m a Dachshund not a band!
I come in coats 1,2 and 3
2 sizes - standard and mini
My coats are smooth or wire or long
Short on legs, my back’s not strong
but take me to a badger hill,
 I’ll dig and dig and won’t stop till
I do the job that must be done 
And get those badgers on the run....

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Categories: dachshund, pets
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member OH JOY, SHE'S HERE
Oh,
There's no greater feeling,
Than to be a mom again,
Four little paws, 
A wet little nose, 

Oh, 
Jelly beans for little toes, 
Floppy ears, 
Short little legs, 
Those big eyes that always beg, 

Oh,
The lottery you would think, 
We had won,
When I go to pick out,
My little Dachshund.

~VICKIE THAYER ~...

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Categories: dachshund, devotion, dog, friend, heartbroken, loss, love, pets,
Form: Verse
Premium Member The Oscar Wiener Dog
A dachshund named Oscar was he, which adored trick or treating with me, so I had me some fun when I sewed a cloth bun, for a Halloween weenie he’d be. On his costume I added a trim mustard yellow, but though he’s not slim, he’s no Oscar Mayer, so don’t raise his ire by taking a bite out of him!
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Categories: dachshund, dog,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member DACHSHUND
Some folks call me a sausage dog I think they couldn’t be meaner It’s not my fault I’m long and short And look like a misshapen wiener I’ve got four stumpy little legs So my tummy is near to the ground My owner’s take me for a drag not a walk Guess that's why they named me Cigarette! 01~16~15 Contest: Dachshunds – Rob Carmack ~awarded 9th place~ Premiere Contest #13 sponsored by SKAT
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Categories: dachshund, dog, humorous,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Poetry Bill
I'm a poet cowboy, and I write the west
When it comes to a contest, I show them who's best
I call my horse Kipling, what do you know !
And my dog's a dachshund named, Longfellow
When bad authors write into Poetry Town
I draw out my pen, and I rhyme them down
I alway get the girl, in her store bought bonnet
And you can read us write away, into 
Into the far distant Sonnet 


Hee-yah !   This is enough exercise for a Sunday !...

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Categories: dachshund, nonsense, silly,
Form: Rhyme