Short Dachshund Poems
Short Dachshund Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Dachshund by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Dachshund by length and keyword.
dachshund, animals, family, pets
My red fat dachshund
My sweet dog grandhound
Visits me daily
Constantly brings smiles...
Sherlock Holmes once said to Watson
Sherlock Holmes once said to Watson,
“This murder was done by a dachshund!
It’s quite elementary;
He’s short and he’s hairy
And walks with two pairs of socks on.”
Why the way I look
My father was a dwarf,
my mother a towering morph.
Look at me and laugh:
my legs are dachshund size,
my neck a giraffe’s.
An evolutionary indiscretion?
Or my mother’s one night’s unnatural selection?
Frankfurter for a Dachshund:
Proportionally, a male Dachshund has a:
(But size isn't everything)
Dachshund making critical life choices:
Dog Day Footles
dachshund, dog, funny,
A SLEEPY BEAGLE
NOISY LITTLE ANKLE-BITER
A DACHSHUND WITH A SHINY COAT
A COURAGEOUS DACHSHUND
A DISGRUNTLED LABRADOR RETRIEVER
Dachshund is a banana skin:
Short like a cigarette butt,
Big eyes like two snooker balls,
Wide ears like the vessel's flags,
Legs interlocked like a letter X,
Long trunk like a train on the track,
All buttock like a kangaroo.
If I should meet it on my way out,
I will retract home and recite a psalm.
I do not know?
My name is Franz Ferdinand
I’m a Dachshund not a band!
I come in coats 1,2 and 3
2 sizes - standard and mini
My coats are smooth or wire or long
Short on legs, my back’s not strong
but take me to a badger hill,
I’ll dig and dig and won’t stop till
I do the job that must be done
And get those badgers on the run....
OH JOY, SHE'S HERE
dachshund, devotion, dog, friend, heartbroken, loss, love, pets,
There's no greater feeling,
Than to be a mom again,
Four little paws,
A wet little nose,
Jelly beans for little toes,
Short little legs,
Those big eyes that always beg,
The lottery you would think,
We had won,
When I go to pick out,
My little Dachshund.
~VICKIE THAYER ~...
The Oscar Wiener Dog
A dachshund named Oscar was he,
which adored trick or treating with me,
so I had me some fun
when I sewed a cloth bun,
for a Halloween weenie he’d be.
On his costume I added a trim
mustard yellow, but though he’s not slim,
he’s no Oscar Mayer,
so don’t raise his ire
by taking a bite out of him!...
dachshund, dog, humorous,
Some folks call me a sausage dog
I think they couldn’t be meaner
It’s not my fault I’m long and short
And look like a misshapen wiener
I’ve got four stumpy little legs
So my tummy is near to the ground
My owner’s take me for a drag not a walk
Guess that's why they named me Cigarette!
Contest: Dachshunds – Rob Carmack
~awarded 9th place~
Premiere Contest #13 sponsored by SKAT
dachshund, nonsense, silly,
I'm a poet cowboy, and I write the west
When it comes to a contest, I show them who's best
I call my horse Kipling, what do you know !
And my dog's a dachshund named, Longfellow
When bad authors write into Poetry Town
I draw out my pen, and I rhyme them down
I alway get the girl, in her store bought bonnet
And you can read us write away, into
Into the far distant Sonnet
Hee-yah ! This is enough exercise for a Sunday !...