Long Dachshund Poems
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Shaggy Dog Limericks: the All-Time Best -- Vote For Your Favorite
The Spaniel
A Spaniel that uses its head
Can tell when its owner’s unfed
So instead of a duck
That is down on its luck
Will deliver a pizza instead
The Afghan Hound
The Afghan’s a dog groomer’s...
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Categories:
dachshund, animal, cat, cute, dog, fun, humor, pets,
Form:
Limerick
Mcgillicuddy's Wake
Two new crutches and two double shots of Bushmills Irish Whiskey enabled Joe Faherty to move from the back seat of Moira Murphy's 1976 Buick into Eagan's Funeral Home for Tim McGillicuddy's wake. At 87,...
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Categories:
dachshund, death of a friend, fantasy,
Form:
Prose
Baseball Trash Can Cats Vs Downtown Stray
Here we are fans this fine summer day,
to watch Trash Can Cats, versus Downtown Stray.
The field is grand in this deep wooded glen,
pitchers are warming up in the bull pen.
Pitching for the Cats is Crazy...
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Categories:
dachshund, baseball, fun, poetry,
Form:
Rhyme
Humor Me
I was a solemn person by nature, so my demeanor was always dignified,
Like the somber moon of nighttide, that sees vaguest dreams magnified.
Oh, I enjoyed having a good time, only I showed it in different...
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Categories:
dachshund, birthday, family, fantasy, friend, fun, humor, imagery,
Form:
Couplet
A Tribute To My Dog
"Who can bear to lose a tie
With a dog that is man’s best ally? .......by poet
"Here lies my dog, motionless in his kennel
unable to wag his tail as he always did.
yesterday when I saw him,...
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Categories:
dachshund, angst, animal, death, dog,
Form:
Free verse
Strange Goings On
I lived on a rolling green farm, and I had a love of astronomy;
And peered at skies of sleepless nighttime, so vast and starry.
It had for long been my hobby, and I had a powerful...
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Categories:
dachshund, animal, fantasy, farm, humorous, moon, nature, space,
Form:
Couplet
The Queen's Long Journey
"she carved her own road . . . "
...
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Categories:
dachshund, funny,
Form:
Narrative
Daver Austin
ANIMAL COURT
I relate this story from my room in the Quiet Vale Giggling Academy
A reader might find my story hard to believe
BUT!
At one time in my life –
As a matter of fact quite recently –
I...
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Categories:
dachshund, animal, humor,
Form:
Free verse
Contest Suggestion
I cannot sponsor a contest but if you can and you are looking for a topic may I
suggest a limerick contest that requires the poet to base the limerick on a word that
begins...
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Categories:
dachshund, on writing and wordsme, sweet, me, sweet,
Form:
Limerick
Pets Revenge
For example a Dachshund dog was thrown 5 floors to his death
The owner photographed this and posted it online
His dog looked like he was sleeping but was dead
I tracked the Dachshund Dog’s Killer down and...
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Categories:
dachshund, abuse, anger, animal, pets, repetition,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Animal Court
I relate this story from my room in the Quiet Vale Giggling Academy
A reader might find my story hard to believe
BUT!
At one time in my life –
As a matter of fact quite recently –
I had...
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Categories:
dachshund, animals, funnytiger,
Form:
I do not know?
Chloee and Reginald the Stand Down Dachshund Comedians
One
Chloee? Yes Reginald!
Why do they call us Dachshunds, Wiener Dogs?
Maybe they call you a Wiener Reginald!
You cut me off at the legs with that one Chloee!
Two
Chloee? Yes Reginald! Have you ever smelled mothballs.
No Reginald it's too...
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Categories:
dachshund, funny, humor, humorous, roses are red,
Form:
Burlesque
Grace Harbour
Grace Harbour
First into Grace Harbour
Me in classic sailboat
At anchor alone
In Desolation Sound
Where silence reveals the place
And the world is bigger
Because I can hear its’ vastness
It’s Bioacoustic diversity
Seals surface, gulls dive, water ripples.
A breeze in a...
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Categories:
dachshund, adventure, beauty, boat, environment, ocean, poetry,
Form:
Blank verse
Unquotable Quotes: Xliv - Tongue-Teasing Epigrams
UNQUOTABLE QUOTES: XLIV
Don’t translate poems if you want yours read.
A pain in the ass is a pain nevertheless.
A « race" in any other language is still the shape of the nose.
Every cloud hides shining gold...
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Categories:
dachshund, humor, irony, satire, word play,
Form:
Epigram
Something
Something created. Does the creator think ahead
or spill a storm. Rain happens. We supply the
reasons. Evaporation of water collecting over
huge expanses, condensed and pushed as clouds
over the land. We say it makes us sad or...
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Categories:
dachshund, america, dark, depression, nature, rain, snow, storm,
Form:
Verse
100 99 98 Off To the Land Of
Wynken Blynken and Nod???
(ah...oh methinks this pissant pooch woof lee
barked up the wrong tree –
reed don my mongrel friend)
This poetic endeavor doth not boast nor brag
to take digs on front page
...
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Categories:
dachshund, 10th grade, 12th grade, 8th grade, 9th
Form:
Enclosed Rhyme
Shaggy Dog Limericks Ii
The Bichon Frise
The Bichon in chiffon looks so frou
That the crowd duly wowed has to coo
‘Til the dog starts to droop
And its owner to scoop
Some acutely embarrassing doo
The Border Collie
It was not...
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Categories:
dachshund, animal, cute, dog, funny, humor, humorous, pets,
Form:
Limerick
RUNT OF THE LITTER-Pets Poetry Contest
RUNT OF THE LITTER
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“Hilda’s in labor!” Mr. Davis shouted across the yard.
barefooted I dashed next door,
witnessing the magic, the slow unfurling
of five milk-chocolate Dachshunds,
slippery and new, squirming in the afternoon light.
they were a writhing...
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Categories:
dachshund, 12th grade, pets,
Form:
Free verse
Tribute To the Taxman
Mister Government Taxman,
IRe See
you’re reaching into the citizens’
pockets again
Mister Caesar Palace Chamberlain,
your adept eyes
...
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Categories:
dachshund, corruption, fun, money, word play,
Form:
Ode
Phoebe
Proud of my red coat, that others admired,
or was it the charm and wit I had, that they desired?
...
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Categories:
dachshund, dog, life, memory,
Form:
Personification
Fragment
There was scent of a fire in the call of the wind
from a few blocks away, I could smell it today...
someone burning a pile, in this first day of fall
Leaves and debris, with smoke...
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Categories:
dachshund, animal, fire, lost, sad,
Form:
Narrative
What To Believe
WHAT TO BELIEVE
Imagination!
powerful brain creation
that can seem quite real
has been used to fashion gods
and other scary notions
memory function!
amazing brain retrieval
of past happenings
that may or may not be true
or perhaps wishful thinking
I 'member my dog
a...
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Categories:
dachshund, 12th grade, atheist, happiness, imagination, inspiration, religious,
Form:
Tanka
Fickle-Foolish-Footles - Man's Best Friend
Overweight Terrier:
Porky
Yorkie
Un-cool Terrier:
Dorky
Yorkie
Spaniel dog breeder:
Cocker
Stocker
Parrot who mimics a Spaniel's bark:
Cocker
Mocker
Book on...
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Categories:
dachshund, animal, dog, funny,
Form:
Footle
Pets are Angels
"God sends pets without wings so no one will suspect they are angels ..." Unkown
Pets are Angels in disguise
Endearing was my canine companion
There was no other pet in my life dearer than my...
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Categories:
dachshund, animal, appreciation, friend, love,
Form:
Acrostic
Tim Ryerson
FOOTLES FOR THE BIRDS AND THE BEASTS -
Bad-*** old bear:
Grizzly
Grizzly
Dachshund making critical life choices:
Eenie
Weenie...
Cougar from Arizona:
...
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Categories:
dachshund, hilarious, humor, tribute,
Form:
Footle