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Cut The Crap Poems - Poems about Cut The Crap

Premium Member Division Of Neighbor
... ‘Hey stomach,’ says anus, ‘Would you cut the crap.’ “It’s not me,’ stomach says; ‘I won’t take the wrap. It’s what they’re eating, So blame teeth and mouth. I’m innocent,’ says stomach, ‘F......

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Categories: cut the crap, analogy, betrayal, body,
Form: Rhyme
Prologue Chapter 1
... Gus shook his head and began pairing everyone up in teams... Then, WailersWitch walked in. Followed closely by EllenDegenerate who was sniffing behind WailersWitch and snaking the......

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Categories: cut the crap, art,
Form: I do not know?



Premium Member Mister Know-it-All
... A holiday comes a holiday goes Will it come again God only knows Aw, cut the crap I ain't fallin' in this trap Of course it's comin' next year Go soak ......

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Categories: cut the crap, holiday, prayer, war, world,
Form: Rhyme
No Go
...6/1/22 Been in a chokehold This world can be so cold Lucky if you can grow old Often things shook up like a snow globe Do you know what it's like to have no home? On the population a governme......

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Categories: cut the crap, dark, deep, life, poetry,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Can'T I Write a Soup Mail:
...To dear Nanette: How can I express what I feel for you? I love you. Because you are you, When you are not with me, I’m blue. Because you’re chic, Outside, the countryside is bleak. Because y......

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Categories: cut the crap, love,
Form: Free verse



God Broke Code of Heavy Load
...i did have to comb what had been left of my dome while i would be home had been lead astray God told us we should obey Use underarm spray much sugar with spice had been found in paradise ......

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Categories: cut the crap, allegory, analogy,
Form: Senryu
Premium Member Cheating Roses
...cut the crap you fake bringing home roses and cakes ~ cheating pig was staked A Valentine's Senryu Poetry Contest Sponsored by Tania Kitchin 04/02/21 Syllable counter......

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Categories: cut the crap, allegory, dark, valentines day,
Form: Senryu
Premium Member Proof
...We are the days that we’ve become. moments dripping gifted from the lounging clocks in rolling melted sightings, given by the gifted madness of a soulmate’s fightings. Our lives wrapped up i......

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Categories: cut the crap, allegory, america, computer, crazy,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member So Long, Marlene
...So long, Marlene, we mean to say, we'll miss you when you go The thought of you will cheer us through this tide of chill and snow Through winter storm stay snug and warm beside the fire's glow May......

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Categories: cut the crap, humor, retirement,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Crap Shoot Poetry Contest
...On the surface you’re all sweetness and light But ... the truth is life isn't a game and if I were to start digging digging deeper than a gravediggers soiled shovel I'd see thro......

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Categories: cut the crap, bullying, poetry, slam,
Form: Free verse
Poems Are Definately Democratic
...Poems Are Definately Democratic My poems definitely did become democratic; While hearing Trump raising so much static; Commotion caused, With his small paws; Being terrible had been his bigge......

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Categories: cut the crap, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Get It Straight
...GET IT STRAIGHT BBL Let the wind be still I wanna speak below my breathe Let d breeze blow with ease I want to sneeze but in peace Let the beautiful flower blossom in red I wanna speak and ......

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Categories: cut the crap, anxiety, betrayal, care, cheer
Form: ABC
Read Over Again
...Read Over Again There are certain things that I often wish When reading my poems relish and embellish Think they are greatest you ever have read Bunch of bull found yourself not being fed. P......

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Categories: cut the crap, funny, humorous, silly,
Form: Couplet
Experienced Drivers
...I was asked to read some poetry down at an old folks home, Where they'd lost need for toothbrushes, and naturally a comb, That is the blokes of course, who are gummy, stooped and bald, And closin......

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Categories: cut the crap, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Wrapped
..."Wrapped" (Verse 1) Swaddled, cuddled Oooohhhh I feel snuggled Warmth of a heart Where do I start Feeling so safe Don't want to leave this place But I know got to get up Can't live my lif......

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Categories: cut the crap, art,
Form: ABC

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