Customer Service Poems - Poems about Customer Service

The cashier guessed I was 58 The bagger, less than that They know how to make this shopper feel great I’ll be shopping there every May 28 ...

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It was the work ethic that did it. He just couldn’t get enough. He would sit for hours and hours Just contemplating the stuff Until suddenly it was home time, Getting on for half past four, And he knew that in the morning They'd have delivered plenty more. After nearly a week they found him Slouched dead in his swivel chair; He'd been hidden by...

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Everyone is slow to respond 21st century...

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Customer Service return call within 24 hours leave message...

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As a volunteer in a coffee shop as a waitress, I provide customer service all the time. Sometimes I make mistakes, Other times I provide good customer service. One day a customer came in for lunch, She ordered a toastie and chose the middle line of fillings. She didn’t realise the three lines of filling options were different things, I pointed out...

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OUTBACK AUSTRALIA CUSTOMER SERVICE Tis the aussie outback, a cocky walks a dusty shearing track, to the only crackling phone for miles around, climbing an old dead tractor for best sound, bout a sheep disorder from an online order. "Gudday customer service mate" Farmer White's gravel voice in wait. "Ullo, you speak Ubee Wong best sheep in Hong Kong", an Asian voice...

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Hello, Dear, I trust the garbage in the road was picked up on Friday. To add insult to the sweetness, “I think it amusing there is a no dumping sign” across from where they have dumped. Yes, I too think it bitterly amusing, since this pile from hell is about Six feet from my driveway, which is so...

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Imagine My surprise, Not only in getting through in under 2 minutes, But also being helped by the first res-ponder But wait it, didn't stop there, I felt I was actually being treated as a customer, And what I had to say was important. What motivated me, you may well ask, To risk being on hold, And being passed from one department...

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Hi how are you? What seems to be the problem? I’m so sorry about that. ...

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Hey you! Did you hear me? I was talking but you ever won’t listen. Hey babe I want to buy this! Did I just see your eyes rolling at me? Called you many times. Are you deaf to hear me hundred times? So you’re now pissing me off! Don’t wait to see my nose smoking like a red bull! Do you even like...

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I took on a job I thought that I liked, a service I have to provide. Giving customers help with things that go wrong always makes me feel happy inside . For many long years I have done really well and I’m sure it is me who knows best. If it wasn’t for me and my colleagues alike then our Company would...

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The bill declared, in bright red ink, “Your payment’s overdue. We’ll hand it to collectors If your check’s not coming through.” Insurance said they’d paid it; Prior phone calls should’ve ended it. At last I reached a human Who, quite shockingly, amended it. Not only that, he went beyond And then apologized. I must admit, such virtue Left me more than just surprised. I’ve gotten used to...

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"Thank you for calling ACME, INCORPORATED" "For English, press 1" "En Espanol, numero dos" (Customer presses 1) "If this is a business, press 1" "If this is a residence, press 2" (Customer presses 2) "Please listen carefully to the following" (Customer listens) "If you have an account, press 1" "For new service, press 2" (Customer presses 1) "Please listen carefully to the following" (Customer listens) "To make a payment,...

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Honestly, I admit that I hate you With every fiber of my being, Because, no matter what I try to do, My efforts are not what you are seeing. I have to tell you that you are the most Arrogant, obnoxious, self-absorbed wretch, Who has no character of which to boast, Which has been proven through this game of fetch. You are entertained...

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I'm still waiting How much time has elapsed Think I'll read While I'm waiting I just read a chapter I do believe my call is being answered No, a voice on a machine echoes "Your call will be taken in the order in which it was received" Great What number caller was I Probably the 1000th caller I'll touch up my manicure While I'm waiting I'm still waiting Rats I...

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