Customer Service...I'M Still Waiting

I'm still waiting How much time has elapsed Think I'll read While I'm waiting I just read a chapter I do believe my call is being answered No, a voice on a machine echoes "Your call will be taken in the order in which it was received" Great What number caller was I Probably the 1000th caller I'll touch up my manicure While I'm waiting I'm still waiting Rats I smudged my polish on one nail Wonder If I have time to fix it Before they break their necks to take my call They must be averaging one call every ten minutes I'll continue reading Another chapter done I'm still waiting