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Hello, Dear, I trust the garbage in the road was picked up on Friday.
To add insult to the sweetness,
“I think it amusing there is a no dumping sign” across from where they have dumped.
Yes, I too think it bitterly amusing, since this pile from hell is about 
Six feet from my driveway, which is so lovely when guests come.
This sweet letter was from the mayor’s assistant.
Because out of desperation, I wrote to him last Wednesday.
I wrote an equally nice letter back.
Hello back, Dear.
Not only was nothing picked up on Friday,
More was added to the pile on Friday.
I came around the corner to discover six tires,
A couch, and a burned out car that were not there on Thursday.
I plan to call the news station today,
For it is apparent even the mayor’s office
Can get nothing done.
Have a nice day yourself!
Love and all that stuff.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Date: 4/10/2019 3:45:00 AM
That is a great reply. I have an issue with the water and electricity bills, not very important but I might write to them on your lines.
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 4/10/2019 5:21:00 AM
My husband and I are "duking it out now" about which one of us got the garbage removed finally. He wants credit because he phoned them again. I think my threat to call the media "did it".
Date: 4/10/2019 12:22:00 AM
The textbooks never told us the secret to complaint letters that WORK: passive aggressive undertones and threats to alert the media!! hahaha (Whatever it takes!) ;)
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 4/10/2019 5:22:00 AM
I am so AGGRESSIVE in writing when I want to instill terror, you would think I am a pit bull's ingrown toenail on speed.