Cream Puff Poems - Poems about Cream Puff

let us be alone

...my mouth salivated upon sight of the delectable cream puff
I could almost taste the frothy sweet fillings and the flaky crusts
let us be alone I told the rest of them picking up a spoon...

Teeny Weeny - Bawdy

...There lives a gentleman from Luff
Who walks everywhere in the buff
His weeny is teeny
He calls it his winky
A stump that can't fill a cream puff.

Ladies would be left in despair
But he didn't...

Creme Puff- le Magnifique

...Cream Puff, le Magnifique

You say that you put vanilla pudding in a cream puff?
I thought this was a misdemeanor or a felony.

Oh, cream puff, what is it about you?
With the first bite, I inst...

Guff Macduff

...An opera singer name Guff Macduff
When he sings he tries to stuff
All his tunes at one time
While drinking his red wine
Guff Macduff acted like a cream puff...

E P U

...Eatery Publix Unitio, or other wise known as the e.p.u..
they offer 
                  waffle fried mash potatoes
                             w? bacon, sour cream, cheddar and chives!
          ...

Decisions, Decisions

...Which pair of shorts to wear today
  What color T-shirt best romps around and plays
Should I sleep in 'til eight, eight-thirty, or nine
  How about 9:30, Central Daylight Time...

Hmm.  It's ten...

Nightfall

...Her hush rolls like folding scrolls
Gentle breeze, whiffs of anise
Fire, cream puff desire
Soft sorbet, goosebump display
Draw back of kite, lull of light
Descending easel bending
Blackboard sl...

Putting Up the Shunnaels

...3/4 to 1 pound of ground lamb
1/4 cup of lemon juice
3 tablespoons of rosemary
1 tablespoon of cayenne pepper
1 tablespoon of ground ginger
1 tablespoon of garlic cloves (crushed)
3 anchovies (...

Legion

...

They descend into the hearts of men
like a troop
Don’t let ‘em in,
don’t let ‘em in
Or they will devour everything good within
Thousand voices of evil
hammering away at your r...

Farewell Old Friend

...‘Cream Puff’ you were my faithful companion for many years
I recall you were a birthday gift from an old school friend 
And I adored you from the moment I held you in my hands
As a tee...

Cream Puffs

...I just love a cream puff; 
that gooey custard fill
sets my mouth to drooling,
while waiting for that thrill.	

Crispy luscious pastry,
with chocolate on top,
starts my mind to dreaming 
of ea...

Cliches

...Seduced by clichés of love,
We signed on for wedding doves,
Being at those wedding receptions, 
All clichés of norms' conventions,
Having a cream puff wedding day,
Was an expensive way of gettin...

Grass Is Greener

...Maybe I am looking at things just a little wrong
Being alone through life isn't really what makes you strong
If life leads you in deeper and deeper
It's just taking you to where life is a little g...

The Elephant In the Room

...Believe no word I say;
Just watch what I do.
No matter how I try
I can't hide it from you.

Ashamed of every bite, 
I starve in your eyes.
But when you turn around 
I choke on french fries. 

I can't...

Fluff

...Right off the cuff
I’d say there’s enough - fluff
The pillows that puff
Are filled with that stuff - fluff
And that Twinkie cream puff
Just what is that stuff – fluff
And the girl with a ****
Her han...

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