my mouth salivated upon sight of the delectable cream puff
I could almost taste the frothy sweet fillings and the flaky crusts
let us be alone I told the rest of them picking up a spoon
There lives a gentleman from Luff
Who walks everywhere in the buff
His weeny is teeny
He calls it his winky
A stump that can't fill a cream puff.
Ladies would be left in despair
But he didn't really care
He got what he wanted
Frustrated, they taunted
And decided give him a scare.
They tied him to an 'lectric chair
Placed electrodes on you know where
They pulled down on the switch
His stump started to twitch
It stood bright like a giant flare
You'd think he would very happy
Making a stump long and snazzy
The women were smiling
The man was now crying
Wink shrivelled, weirdly and badly
From that day he always wore clothes
With women he instantly froze
He's fearful of leccy
Winky is now Becky
And parades in yearly freak shows.
25.07.25
Cream Puff, le Magnifique
You say that you put vanilla pudding in a cream puff?
I thought this was a misdemeanor or a felony.
Oh, cream puff, what is it about you?
With the first bite, I instantly hear
the first eight measures of Debussy's
Clair de Lune, not from a piano,
but the orchestra’s string section.
Doesn’t everyone?
Your pillow of puff is your golden crown
and below is a white cream
that could blind the whiteness
of the brightest clouds on a summer’s day.
To eat you is like breathing blissfulness.
And so, you see
my roommate fair
I am justified
hucking that tennis ball at you
down the hall
when you made off with
- the last cream puff- so stealthily.
An opera singer name Guff Macduff
When he sings he tries to stuff
All his tunes at one time
While drinking his red wine
Guff Macduff acted like a cream puff
Eatery Publix Unitio, or other wise known as the e.p.u..
they offer
waffle fried mash potatoes
w? bacon, sour cream, cheddar and chives!
Beef burgers? on French rolls
Lettuce, tomato,pickles and creamy mayo
cream puff pastry with vanilla cream and banna, strawberries
white chocal;ate
grilled and steamed brussel spouts with ham and balsamic
vinegar sauce
Goeduck strips ( clam strips) and chicken, potatoes,
with cream and sourcream
with bacon and goat cheese. topped with
poached eggs and garlicy bread crumbs
Which pair of shorts to wear today
What color T-shirt best romps around and plays
Should I sleep in 'til eight, eight-thirty, or nine
How about 9:30, Central Daylight Time...
Hmm. It's ten already. To heck with breakfast
Before you know it, the sun'll be heading west
Think I'll mosey out back and catch a few rays
What a way to start another lazy summer's day...
Huh? I have a job to do? The toilet needs cleaning?
Oh, well. From useful work I thought I was weaning
Alright. OK. I'm on it. Give me about half an hour
Then it'll be time for my morning shower...
Ah! Nothing like luxuriating, using up all the hot H2O
So much for the laundry in the washer. That's the way it goes
And now, let me see. Oh, my! It's nearly one!
Time for lunch. And then my morning will be done...
As you see, I've got it really rough
When the tough got going
They left me behind ~
America's #1 Cream-Puff
Her hush rolls like folding scrolls
Gentle breeze, whiffs of anise
Fire, cream puff desire
Soft sorbet, goosebump display
Draw back of kite, lull of light
Descending easel bending
Blackboard slate, forgiveness' weight
5-17-2020
They descend into the hearts of men
like a troop
Don’t let ‘em in,
don’t let ‘em in
Or they will devour everything good within
Thousand voices of evil
hammering away at your resistance
Until they shatter your will not to yield
Leaping maniacally over the breached spirit wall,
banshee screaming coming down the hall
of your medulla oblongata
Legion
taking up residence
Your soul now being sold on the open market
Bought yourself some new real estate
down by the fire and brimstone lake
El Diablo
is the new head honcho
at your neural command center
He says: heaven can wait,
being holy is so out-of-date
Guest of honor held hostage is your wretched fate
Legion
Legion of devils
Now you’re a spineless jellyfish host,
who put up a cream puff battle ...
You’re such a weak milquetoast
Got an open vacancy sign neon flashing,
letting every wayfaring foul spirit know —
in your condemned soul inn,
you welcome the overflow
I just love a cream puff;
that gooey custard fill
sets my mouth to drooling,
while waiting for that thrill.
Crispy luscious pastry,
with chocolate on top,
starts my mind to dreaming
of each delicious drop.
Then sometimes they make them
with real whipping cream.
That actu'lly is the best;
for hours I could dream.
Seduced by clichés of love,
We signed on for wedding doves,
Being at those wedding receptions,
All clichés of norms' conventions,
Having a cream puff wedding day,
Was an expensive way of getting laid,
All clichés for the bridal industry,
Trite cant and hypocrisy,
BUT--the appliances outlived everyone!!
Wedding gifts when once were young,
On film noir weddings I ponder on,
As golden years I wander on,
All that phony hypocrisy,
Cliches and norms of society,
D.I.V.O.R.C.E.
(who didn't hate going to their in-laws for tea?)
Maybe I am looking at things just a little wrong
Being alone through life isn't really what makes you strong
If life leads you in deeper and deeper
It's just taking you to where life is a little greener
A little richer, a little fuller, cream puff alley
To where lifes cares and worries are just a little fickle falley
Maybe I am wrong, makes me feel as if I am strong
Question still is how long I am willing to prolong
The who and where of just what exactly went so terribly wrong
Thats been just so so long
Now with so many days gone
I guess there is no reason to dittle dalley
The grass is always greener
Believe no word I say;
Just watch what I do.
No matter how I try
I can't hide it from you.
Ashamed of every bite,
I starve in your eyes.
But when you turn around
I choke on french fries.
I can't hide from the world
That pure ecstasy I feel when in my mouth I cram
A cream puff, a box of cereal, a gallon of ice cream, a tray of brownies...
I break!
My heart aches.
If I had the guts
I'd eat only my scrambled brains
And drink nothing but my curdled blood.
But I'm a coward
So to numb the pain
I devour my self-esteem,
Cover my eyes,
And avoid mirrors.
The larger I become
The less of me you see.
I blend into the room;
I become the couch.
Maybe this is what I hoped for,
But I don't know for sure.
I'm the elephant in the room--
I would leave this hell
But I don't fit through the door.
Right off the cuff
I’d say there’s enough - fluff
The pillows that puff
Are filled with that stuff - fluff
And that Twinkie cream puff
Just what is that stuff – fluff
And the girl with a ****
Her hands won’t get rough – fluff
And in poker I bluff
When my hand ain’t to snuff – fluff
And the times I act gruff
All dirty and scruff – fluff
For I’m not really buff
Exercise makes me huff – fluff
When a sail starts to luff
And you hear that loud cuff – fluff
And no mans so tough
To order up duff – fluff
This poem is all guff
But enough is enough - fluff
mdailey 2/1/12
You might have to look up the definition of some of the words.
2nd place finish in the contest but there were a lot of 2nd places awarded.
I am so tough,
You taugh me so much,
I was never some damn cream puff.
But I still feel your touch.
Oh Dad I loved you so,
How could you hurt me like that,
You even threatened my bro,
You left me so flat.
You stole my childhood,
Destroyed my life,
What made think you could.
In my heart you put the knife.
But made a enemy and knew you would.
Oh how I wanted to hurt you.
I wanted you to feel my pain.
But I never could fill your shoe.
It was all in vain.
I will die wondering why,
I was your favorite,
All you did Dad was let me cry.
You gave me such a fight.
I am so tough,
You taugh me so much,
I was never some damn cream puff.
But I still feel your touch.
Oh Dad I loved you so,
How could you hurt me like that,
You even threatened my bro,
You left me so flat.
You stole my childhood,
Destroyed my life,
What made think you could.
In my heart you put the knife.
But made a enemy and knew you would.
Oh how I wanted to hurt you.
I wanted you to feel my pain.
But I never could fill your shoe.
It was all in vain.
I will die wondering why,
I was your favorite,
All you did Dad was let me cry.
You gave me such a fight.
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