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‘Cream Puff’ you were my faithful companion for many years
I recall you were a birthday gift from an old school friend
And I adored you from the moment I held you in my hands
As a teenager I remember taking you with me to my first job in London
You sat on my bedside table and were a constant reminder of home
In 1989 I moved in with my fiancé and he loved you too
He decided you would be a wonderful ‘guard dog’ for our car
For 27 years you sat proudly on the dashboard of every vehicle we owned
Over time you started to show signs of old age
The sun tanned your skin and your once bright coat faded
About five years ago disaster struck and your ‘brains’ burst out of your head
I tried to perform surgery on you with my needle and thread
But it was useless as you were so old and frail
So we left you sitting quietly in the car enjoying your twilight years
Yesterday tragedy struck as we were travelling a long a pretty country road
I was gazing at the azure sea whilst my hubby was at the wheel
Suddenly the next thing I knew you were sitting on my lap
My hubby had picked you up and thrown you to me to see if I could help you
I could see that there was nothing that could be done to save you
Your aged skin had got so thin it had totally disintegrated
Little wooden beads had burst out of your bottom and legs
There was just a little pile of wooden beads where you once sat
Tenderly I scooped you up and placed you in a plastic bag
We then spent a long time picking up your insides piece by piece
As they were scattered like ashes all over the front seats of the car
Now I know the time has come to finally say adieu
Goodbye Cream Puff
A treasured companion for over 40 years
You will be missed by us all
03~31~17
3/4 to 1 pound of ground lamb
1/4 cup of lemon juice
3 tablespoons of rosemary
1 tablespoon of cayenne pepper
1 tablespoon of ground ginger
1 tablespoon of garlic cloves (crushed)
3 anchovies (smashed into a paste)
1/4 teaspoon of cinnamon
1/4 teaspoon of mace
2 egg yolks
1/4 cup of green onions chopped
1/4 cup of pistachios,(pulse in food processer, make crumbs)
1/4 cup of breadcrumbs
mix well add chill,
make 3 cups of cream puff pastry, 2 Tablespoons of thyme, 2 Tablespoons of chives
1/4 t of cayeene, 1/4 teaspoons of paprika, 1 Tablespoon of garlic powder, 1/4 teaspoon of onion powder. with a piping bag.
on a large sheet pan, form lamb in a cicular ring, pipe the pastry dough onto the top, cook until golden brown....
for a sauce for the lamb,
reduce 1 cup of redwine, 1/4 cup of honey, 4 tablesoopns of plum jam, 4 tablespoons of sesame seed oil!
2 cups of heavy cream
2 cups of milk
2 cups of shredded provolone cheese
1 cup of dehydrated onion
4 tablespoon of garlic (crushed)
1/2 cup of butter
1/4 cup of flour
1 cup of bacon pieces
1 cup of shredded beef
1 cup of chopped broccoli (cooked)
1 cup of chopped cauliflower (cooked)
4 cups of diced and cooked white potatoes
in a dutch oven
make a roux, and then add milk to make a white sauce, remove from the heat and allow the cheese to melt.add cauliflower broccoli, potatoes, beef and bacon, bake until golden brown
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1 cup of sweet tangy salad dressing
1 cup of shredded carrots
5 cups of shredded lettuce
2 cup of diced tomatoes
1 cup of diced cucumber
1/4 sunflower seeds
1 cup of diced dried papaya
1 cup of feta
1 cup of flaked fish
They descend into the hearts of men
like a troop
Don’t let ‘em in,
don’t let ‘em in
Or they will devour everything good within
Thousand voices of evil
hammering away at your resistance
Until they shatter your will not to yield
Leaping maniacally over the breached spirit wall,
banshee screaming coming down the hall
of your medulla oblongata
Legion
taking up residence
Your soul now being sold on the open market
Bought yourself some new real estate
down by the fire and brimstone lake
El Diablo
is the new head honcho
at your neural command center
He says: heaven can wait,
being holy is so out-of-date
Guest of honor held hostage is your wretched fate
Legion
Legion of devils
Now you’re a spineless jellyfish host,
who put up a cream puff battle ...
You’re such a weak milquetoast
Got an open vacancy sign neon flashing,
letting every wayfaring foul spirit know —
in your condemned soul inn,
you welcome the overflow
Which pair of shorts to wear today
What color T-shirt best romps around and plays
Should I sleep in 'til eight, eight-thirty, or nine
How about 9:30, Central Daylight Time...
Hmm. It's ten already. To heck with breakfast
Before you know it, the sun'll be heading west
Think I'll mosey out back and catch a few rays
What a way to start another lazy summer's day...
Huh? I have a job to do? The toilet needs cleaning?
Oh, well. From useful work I thought I was weaning
Alright. OK. I'm on it. Give me about half an hour
Then it'll be time for my morning shower...
Ah! Nothing like luxuriating, using up all the hot H2O
So much for the laundry in the washer. That's the way it goes
And now, let me see. Oh, my! It's nearly one!
Time for lunch. And then my morning will be done...
As you see, I've got it really rough
When the tough got going
They left me behind ~
America's #1 Cream-Puff
Eatery Publix Unitio, or other wise known as the e.p.u..
they offer
waffle fried mash potatoes
w? bacon, sour cream, cheddar and chives!
Beef burgers? on French rolls
Lettuce, tomato,pickles and creamy mayo
cream puff pastry with vanilla cream and banna, strawberries
white chocal;ate
grilled and steamed brussel spouts with ham and balsamic
vinegar sauce
Goeduck strips ( clam strips) and chicken, potatoes,
with cream and sourcream
with bacon and goat cheese. topped with
poached eggs and garlicy bread crumbs
Believe no word I say;
Just watch what I do.
No matter how I try
I can't hide it from you.
Ashamed of every bite,
I starve in your eyes.
But when you turn around
I choke on french fries.
I can't hide from the world
That pure ecstasy I feel when in my mouth I cram
A cream puff, a box of cereal, a gallon of ice cream, a tray of brownies...
I break!
My heart aches.
If I had the guts
I'd eat only my scrambled brains
And drink nothing but my curdled blood.
But I'm a coward
So to numb the pain
I devour my self-esteem,
Cover my eyes,
And avoid mirrors.
The larger I become
The less of me you see.
I blend into the room;
I become the couch.
Maybe this is what I hoped for,
But I don't know for sure.
I'm the elephant in the room--
I would leave this hell
But I don't fit through the door.
There lives a gentleman from Luff
Who walks everywhere in the buff
His weeny is teeny
He calls it his winky
A stump that can't fill a cream puff.
Ladies would be left in despair
But he didn't really care
He got what he wanted
Frustrated, they taunted
And decided give him a scare.
They tied him to an 'lectric chair
Placed electrodes on you know where
They pulled down on the switch
His stump started to twitch
It stood bright like a giant flare
You'd think he would very happy
Making a stump long and snazzy
The women were smiling
The man was now crying
Wink shrivelled, weirdly and badly
From that day he always wore clothes
With women he instantly froze
He's fearful of leccy
Winky is now Becky
And parades in yearly freak shows.
25.07.25
Right off the cuff
I’d say there’s enough - fluff
The pillows that puff
Are filled with that stuff - fluff
And that Twinkie cream puff
Just what is that stuff – fluff
And the girl with a ****
Her hands won’t get rough – fluff
And in poker I bluff
When my hand ain’t to snuff – fluff
And the times I act gruff
All dirty and scruff – fluff
For I’m not really buff
Exercise makes me huff – fluff
When a sail starts to luff
And you hear that loud cuff – fluff
And no mans so tough
To order up duff – fluff
This poem is all guff
But enough is enough - fluff
mdailey 2/1/12
You might have to look up the definition of some of the words.
2nd place finish in the contest but there were a lot of 2nd places awarded.
Cream Puff, le Magnifique
You say that you put vanilla pudding in a cream puff?
I thought this was a misdemeanor or a felony.
Oh, cream puff, what is it about you?
With the first bite, I instantly hear
the first eight measures of Debussy's
Clair de Lune, not from a piano,
but the orchestra’s string section.
Doesn’t everyone?
Your pillow of puff is your golden crown
and below is a white cream
that could blind the whiteness
of the brightest clouds on a summer’s day.
To eat you is like breathing blissfulness.
And so, you see
my roommate fair
I am justified
hucking that tennis ball at you
down the hall
when you made off with
- the last cream puff- so stealthily.
Maybe I am looking at things just a little wrong
Being alone through life isn't really what makes you strong
If life leads you in deeper and deeper
It's just taking you to where life is a little greener
A little richer, a little fuller, cream puff alley
To where lifes cares and worries are just a little fickle falley
Maybe I am wrong, makes me feel as if I am strong
Question still is how long I am willing to prolong
The who and where of just what exactly went so terribly wrong
Thats been just so so long
Now with so many days gone
I guess there is no reason to dittle dalley
The grass is always greener