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Premium Member Decisions, Decisions

Which pair of shorts to wear today
  What color T-shirt best romps around and plays
Should I sleep in 'til eight, eight-thirty, or nine
  How about 9:30, Central Daylight Time...

Hmm.  It's ten already.  To heck with breakfast
  Before you know it, the sun'll be heading west
Think I'll mosey out back and catch a few rays
  What a way to start another lazy summer's day...

Huh? I have a job to do?  The toilet needs cleaning?
  Oh, well. From useful work I thought I was weaning
Alright. OK. I'm on it.  Give me about half an hour
  Then it'll be time for my morning shower...

Ah! Nothing like luxuriating, using up all the hot H2O
  So much for the laundry in the washer. That's the way it goes
And now, let me see. Oh, my! It's nearly one!
  Time for lunch. And then my morning will be done...

As you see, I've got it really rough
  When the tough got going
    They left me behind ~
      America's #1 Cream-Puff


E P U

Eatery Publix Unitio, or other wise known as the e.p.u..
they offer 
                  waffle fried mash potatoes
                             w? bacon, sour cream, cheddar and chives!
                    
                   Beef burgers? on French rolls
                              Lettuce, tomato,pickles and creamy mayo
   

                   cream puff pastry with vanilla cream and banna, strawberries
                              white chocal;ate

                    grilled and steamed brussel spouts with ham and balsamic 
                                 vinegar sauce
                             
                     
                   Goeduck strips ( clam strips) and chicken, potatoes,
                                    with cream and sourcream
                        with bacon and goat cheese. topped with 
                               poached eggs and garlicy bread crumbs
Form: Ballade

Premium Member Farewell Old Friend

‘Cream Puff’ you were my faithful companion for many years
I recall you were a birthday gift from an old school friend 
And I adored you from the moment I held you in my hands
As a teenager I remember taking you with me to my first job in London
You sat on my bedside table and were a constant reminder of home
In 1989 I moved in with my fiancé and he loved you too
He decided you would be a wonderful ‘guard dog’ for our car
For 27 years you sat proudly on the dashboard of every vehicle we owned
Over time you started to show signs of old age
The sun tanned your skin and your once bright coat faded
About five years ago disaster struck and your ‘brains’ burst out of your head
I tried to perform surgery on you with my needle and thread
But it was useless as you were so old and frail 
So we left you sitting quietly in the car enjoying your twilight years

Yesterday tragedy struck as we were travelling a long a pretty country road
I was gazing at the azure sea whilst my hubby was at the wheel
Suddenly the next thing I knew you were sitting on my lap
My hubby had picked you up and thrown you to me to see if I could help you
I could see that there was nothing that could be done to save you
Your aged skin had got so thin it had totally disintegrated
Little wooden beads had burst out of your bottom and legs
There was just a little pile of wooden beads where you once sat
Tenderly I scooped you up and placed you in a plastic bag
We then spent a long time picking up your insides piece by piece
As they were scattered like ashes all over the front seats of the car 
Now I know the time has come to finally say adieu

Goodbye Cream Puff
A treasured companion for over 40 years
You will be missed by us all



03~31~17

Premium Member Teeny Weeny - Bawdy

There lives a gentleman from Luff
Who walks everywhere in the buff
His weeny is teeny
He calls it his winky
A stump that can't fill a cream puff.

Ladies would be left in despair
But he didn't really care
He got what he wanted
Frustrated, they taunted
And decided give him a scare.

They tied him to an 'lectric chair
Placed electrodes on you know where
They pulled down on the switch
His stump started to twitch
It stood bright like a giant flare

You'd think he would very happy
Making a stump long and snazzy
The women were smiling
The man was now crying
Wink shrivelled, weirdly and badly 

From that day he always wore clothes
With women he instantly froze
He's fearful of leccy
Winky is now Becky
And parades in yearly freak shows.

    25.07.25
Form: Limerick

Putting Up the Shunnaels

3/4 to 1 pound of ground lamb
1/4 cup of lemon juice
3 tablespoons of rosemary
1 tablespoon of cayenne pepper
1 tablespoon of ground ginger
1 tablespoon of garlic cloves (crushed)
3 anchovies (smashed into a paste)
1/4 teaspoon of cinnamon
1/4 teaspoon of mace
2 egg yolks
1/4 cup of green onions chopped
1/4 cup of pistachios,(pulse in food processer, make crumbs)
1/4 cup of breadcrumbs

mix well add chill,

make 3 cups of cream puff pastry, 2 Tablespoons of thyme, 2 Tablespoons of chives
1/4 t of cayeene, 1/4 teaspoons of paprika, 1 Tablespoon of garlic powder,  1/4 teaspoon of onion powder. with a piping bag.

on a large sheet pan, form lamb in a cicular ring, pipe the pastry dough onto the top, cook until golden brown....
for a sauce for the lamb,
reduce 1 cup of redwine, 1/4 cup of honey, 4 tablesoopns of plum jam, 4 tablespoons of sesame seed oil!

2 cups of heavy cream
2 cups of milk
2 cups of shredded provolone cheese
1 cup of dehydrated onion
4 tablespoon of garlic (crushed) 
1/2 cup of butter
1/4 cup of flour
1 cup of bacon pieces
1 cup of shredded beef
1 cup of chopped broccoli (cooked)
1 cup of chopped cauliflower (cooked)
4 cups of diced and cooked white potatoes
in a dutch oven
make a roux, and then add milk to make a white sauce, remove from the heat and allow the cheese to melt.add cauliflower broccoli, potatoes, beef and bacon, bake until golden brown
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1 cup of sweet tangy salad dressing
1 cup of shredded carrots
5 cups of shredded lettuce
2 cup of diced tomatoes
1 cup of diced cucumber
1/4 sunflower seeds
1 cup of diced dried papaya
1 cup of feta
1 cup of flaked fish
Form: Ballad


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