Condom Poems - Poems about Condom

...Acha Tum log saray Kay saray phudu ho.. Kia Tum me say Kisi ko sorry ka concept,, Malooom hai???(Mafi talafi ka concept).. Sawal ye hai bai sorry kehnay ka kia faida? For example aik bohat bara d......Read More

...Julie was already taking birth control pills, but Mark uses a condom too, just to be safe. They both enjoy making love, but they decide not to do it again. They keep that night as a special......Read More

...Cuckoo, he cried as he crept into my bed and stayed there, stretching to fill the space Cuckoo, he cried as he crept into my house This is my space too now Make sure to......Read More

... Grandmas I teach how to suck eggs: Marathoners long use of legs, Soon hurting Enlightened People; Might sooner unleash a ripple; What would she say: The Western World? Possibly, a heart is n......Read More

... Sure, we all are in Gods kingdom, Not in Satan's perverse Dukedom, And should well clear steer of whoredom, A big challenge to clinched stardom Often igniting sex freedom; Never Saint Stephen'......Read More

...A certain thirty-nine-year-old man who is blatantly Pro-Life Never thought it worthwhile to take for himself the wife Confessed to me that he has ten children by the same woman He has ......Read More

...NAME: Phil Latio. QUALIFICATIONS: LLB (Law) PhD (Medicine) & FSC (Federation Starfleet Commander). POSITION: Head job. AGE: pass. SEX: I don’t like bei......Read More

...Throwing acorns out the window is not reforesting Leave it to the squirrels Fertilizing your lawn is not the BEST way to a greener planet. Recycling has nothing to do with bicycles A quantu......Read More

...Now that testing positive Makes one a sex fugitive Would you your thing or bum Keep a distance from condom? When passions surge And sex is the urge Isn’t it your dirge To with “The Managed” ......Read More

...A parody of ‘Once In Royal David’s City’ Once that rascal, David bit me On a mattress in a shed Nine months on I had a baby And my dad said David’s dead My mum went completely wild Jes......Read More

...A duck got himself a young lady They went to a cheap hotel He booked a room - a little shady Where he’d get to know her well She was hot but on reflection He thought that he should use protect......Read More

...Beneath the endless waves lays a body Piscine and bow-legged; felt from miles away Next to it, I sit Lungs half-full, dappled sunlight caressing me An abyssal peace shared with none A third di......Read More

...1. Abolish Mints 2. Abut Mints 3. Accomplish Mints 4. Accouter Mints 5. Acknowledge Mints 6. Ada Mints 7. Adjust Mints 8. Admonish Mints 9. Adorn Mints 10. Advance Mints 11. Advertise Mints......Read More

...“The songs are casual and careless in a satisfying way, like the used condom your latest lover left lying on your bedroom floor, a souvenir you’re not yet ready to dispose of.” Candy Cotton, Modern W......Read More

...Guys v Girls Pre night out checklist Girl's Push up bra clevage out Going commando 2 pair's of spare knickers Make up plastred on over an inch thick Fake tan , eyelashes , nails......Read More