Condom Poems - Poems about Condom

...tap water to vampire …an extra worker short ….Twitter …iPhone child labour lawyer …booking a meet and greet at a school for the dumb deaf and blind children for Prince Andrew…symbol would be spi......Read the rest...

...No one will remember all the names of the bodies laying in pools of blood in all those back alleys and side streets burned out warehouses and by-the-hour motels… They don’t talk about them… ......Read the rest...

...Flinging open the passenger door - I retreat Deep behind my sinuses - I feel the sensation to weep On and off all day and night - PTSD - I wanna cry 'Cause after 7.5 incredibly long and difficult ......Read the rest...

...Julie was already taking birth control pills, but Mark uses a condom too, just to be safe. They both enjoy making love, but they decide not to do it again. They keep that night as a special......Read the rest...

...Cuckoo, he cried as he crept into my bed and stayed there, stretching to fill the space Cuckoo, he cried as he crept into my house This is my space too now Make sure to......Read the rest...

...Grandmas I teach how to suck eggs: Marathoners long use of legs, Soon hurting Enlightened People; Might sooner unleash a ripple; What would she say: The Western World? Possibly, a heart is now g......Read the rest...

...Sure, we all are in Gods kingdom, Not in Satan's perverse Dukedom, And should well clear steer of whoredom, A big challenge to clinched stardom Often igniting sex freedom; Never Saint Stephen's ......Read the rest...

...A certain thirty-nine-year-old man who is blatantly Pro-Life Never thought it worthwhile to take for himself the wife Confessed to me that he has ten children by the same woman He has ......Read the rest...

...NAME: Phil Latio. QUALIFICATIONS: LLB (Law) PhD (Medicine) & FSC (Federation Starfleet Commander). POSITION: Head job. AGE: pass. SEX: I don’t like bei......Read the rest...

...Throwing acorns out the window is not reforesting Leave it to the squirrels Fertilizing your lawn is not the BEST way to a greener planet. Recycling has nothing to do with bicycles A quantu......Read the rest...

...Now that testing positive Makes one a sex fugitive Would you your thing or bum Keep a distance from condom? When passions surge And sex is the urge Isn’t it your dirge To with “The Managed” ......Read the rest...

...A parody of ‘Once In Royal David’s City’ Once that rascal, David bit me On a mattress in a shed Nine months on I had a baby And my dad said David’s dead My mum went completely wild Jes......Read the rest...

...A duck got himself a young lady They went to a cheap hotel He booked a room - a little shady Where he’d get to know her well She was hot but on reflection He thought that he should use protect......Read the rest...

...Beneath the endless waves lays a body Piscine and bow-legged; felt from miles away Next to it, I sit Lungs half-full, dappled sunlight caressing me An abyssal peace shared with none A third di......Read the rest...

...1. Abolish Mints 2. Abut Mints 3. Accomplish Mints 4. Accouter Mints 5. Acknowledge Mints 6. Ada Mints 7. Adjust Mints 8. Admonish Mints 9. Adorn Mints 10. Advance Mints 11. Advertise Mints......Read the rest...