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Condom Poems - Poems about Condom

How To Use Condom
Grandmas I teach how to suck eggs: Marathoners long use of legs, Soon hurting Enlightened People; Might sooner unleash a ripple; What would she say: The Western World? Possibly, a heart is now galled! Yet, will I this brash task perform To a condom culture reform... Thumb and forefinger on its tip Making sure the two don't off slip: For air removing at its tip, Before...

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Categories: condom, health, humanity, love, people,
Form: Rhyme
Latex Condom Speaks
Sure, we all are in Gods kingdom, Not in Satan's perverse Dukedom, And should well clear steer of whoredom, A big challenge to clinched stardom Often igniting sex freedom; Never Saint Stephen's Martyrdom... Still for microbes a sold condom Birth control measures not seldom Infected spouse for The Syndrome Better get out of a doldrum To shops go for Latex condom....

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Categories: condom, death, education, health, perspective,
Form: Rhyme
When Its Reasonable To Dodge
Now that testing positive Makes one a sex fugitive Would you your thing or bum Keep a distance from condom? When passions surge And sex is the urge Isn’t it your dirge To with “The Managed” merge? And who would a dagger grab, When it has begun to stab Or disdain a rescue cab While some squad seeks to you nab? When it’s reasonable to dodge And you...

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Categories: condom, abuse, addiction, funny love,
Form: Rhyme
Condom-Ideam
An athlete used a condom When she needed to repair Her kayak, for in Tokyo It suffered damage there. She made a TikTok video, Now viral, of her work, Then won some medals thanks to An Olympic Village perk. Seems condoms are ubiquitous For athletes at the Games, With 60,000 given out. (Can’t tamp Olympic flames!) Most likely, no one ever thought Their use could be...

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Categories: condom, inspiration,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member No Condom Needed
sea anemone produces own eggs and sperm needs a good kisser [*Sea anemones breed by liberating sperm and eggs through their mouths into the sea.] THIRD PLACE WINNER March 18, 2021 For Constance La Frances “Haiku” Contest...

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Categories: condom, culture, nature, sea,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member Condom Spoiler Alert
contraception dearth overpopulated earth kills infants at birth By David Kavanagh...

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Categories: condom, baby, perspective, poverty, truth,
Form: Senryu
Premium Member This Condom Manufacturer Has Made a Bit of a Cock-Up
The Durex Company’s fearing the worst Non latex condoms are now known to burst There’s a product recall Hope they can trace them all ... Or unplanned babies may need to be nursed! Inspired by this newspaper article - n.b it's only certain products which are sold in the UK and Ireland https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-45014118 8/13/18...

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Categories: condom, baby, break up, health,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member A Nose Condom
Nose dripping's continue, a catcher I've got Seems like days since the snow began to drop I'll weather the blow No matter how much snow Wear a condom on my nose to catch the plops...

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Categories: condom, crazy,
Form: Limerick
Condom On the Asphalt
Condom on the asphalt! Never seen or heard, Numb to the world, Genes resvior, Always containing an outburst! A terminated vector, Malthusian prophylactic, Condom discarded on THE ASPHALT!...

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Categories: condom, abortion,
Form: ABC
An Errand of Condom
Fast asleep, Slumbering in the other world, Spirit at work, The future opened to the spirit, Half dead,half alive, The sweetness of the tongue, The mind at peace, The body ennui, Ears opened wide to the earth, Brain unstable as the hearth, Fastness of the nose breath, Echoes everywhere, Thinking of being alive, But in the spirit world, My name banged in my ears, The body weak to respond. Trying to...

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Categories: condom, betrayal,
Form: Didactic
Mr Condom
I will protect you better than your best friend… Use me in the dark or in the day, I am with you to the very end… I am thin, colourful and compared to your might, I’m very strong… In and out, nice and slow, gentle or hard – I will endure just as long… I am your friendly protection… Use...

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Categories: condom, abortion, education, for him,
Form: I do not know?
The Condom
I wore a condom for my mate and said it glowed to throw my weight. But when she asked to know it's fate the light was on and it was late....

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Categories: condom, assonance, confusion, environment, howl,
Form: Monorhyme
Glowing Condom
I bought a condom for my mate that said it glowed at any rate. And put it on before my date to go to town at fury's gate. When up she popped for me to wait and asked me if it glowed in state. To which I said that she was late. The lights were on and it was great....

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Categories: condom, analogy, cute love, irony,
Form: Monorhyme
6 Trillion Dollar Condom
The callous hands of clock towers Age the ignominy that has become The very face known as American society 6 billion pricks occupy every anus Engraved within this universe And the one prick who appeared distinctive Behaved like that of an equal associate What are such clocks good for Minus aiding the counting of fiendish nightmares Foolishly published by such an inviting succubus? I rue...

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Categories: condom, lost love, universe,
Form: Verse
Another Name For a Condom
ANOTHER NAME FOR A CONDOM IS A PROPHILACTIC CONDOMS ARE MADE OF RUBBER NOT PLASTIC CONDOMS ARE HANDLED WITH CARE AND EASE CONDOMS ARE USED TO PREVENT DISEASE LEARING ABOUT CONDOMS IS AN EDUCATION CONDOMS ARE IMPORTANT IN ANY RELATION CONDOMS ARE WHAT PEOPLE WEAR PEOPLE WEAR CONDOMS IF THEY CARE CONDOMS ARE BROUGHT OR GIVEN FREE TO PROTECT PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND ME CONDOMS...

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Categories: condom, death, education, health, inspirational,
Form: I do not know?

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