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I don't have to say 'Rap it up' every two seconds, or 'Don't do drugs' every two seconds. They know they're not supposed to use drugs, and they know they're supposed to put a condom on.

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Life is a gamble Kissing is a game Guys do the fucking Girls get the blame 1 night of pleasure 9 months of pain 1 day in the hospital The baby needs a name Daddy is a bastard Mommy is a whore Baby wouldnt be here If the condom hadn't tore

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Anonymous |

A duck walks into a chemist and asks for a condom. The guy at the chemist said, 'Do you want me to put it on your bill?'. The duck said, 'No! What do you think I am, a dickhead or something?'.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Anonymous |

Meat is dirty. I wouldn't touch a hot dog without a condom on it.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Bill Maher |

For refund, insert baby here.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Graffiti on condom machine |

And don't forget to fasten your condom.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Father of the Bride |

Member Quotes About Condom

How to forget if you crushing on a Lady? In no time if you crushing with a beautyful lady, then please go to wash room immediately and and thinking about his girl. Be put in your hand on your holy pocket and bring out the condombox. Now thinking about the beauty lady again... Use Blessed condom for Musterbating. Wait 3 Minutes you can still forgot her!

Go to Quote / Comment | Sajal Ahmed |