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A Nose Condom

Nose dripping's continue, a catcher I've got Seems like days since the snow began to drop I'll weather the blow No matter how much snow Wear a condom on my nose to catch the plops

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Eve Roper

Date: 12/25/2017 8:11:00 PM

Hahahahaha... my husband has been complaining of the same thing maybe I should get him one. love the poem , Jack... hugs eve

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/25/2017 9:12:00 PM

Happy to hear it!!! Perhaps hubby should give it a snot... uh shot!!! Merry Christmas dear Eve and hubby! Love to both! xxx xxx

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 12/23/2017 10:26:00 AM

Santa with an elephant's trunk//all filled up with gooey green gunk//Don't go to the mall//if they give you a call//Tell 'em "Santa has become a chaste monk" DRIP ON JACKSON!!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/23/2017 2:34:00 PM

Haven't you heard...Santa tips em back at every stop! No wonder he's jolly all the time AND it explains his bulbous red schnoz!!!

Silent One

Date: 12/23/2017 9:49:00 AM

Sorry for all my bad limericks, unlike Jack I dont have the tricks, Should stick to free verse, but it could be worse, could have writer's block, mind full of bricks!

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/23/2017 9:59:00 AM

Methinks from what I've read and heard, you are certainly not wanting for clever free verse! You reputation precedes you!!! xx

Silent One

Date: 12/23/2017 9:44:00 AM

hahaha.. now that is disgusting imagery!!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/23/2017 9:55:00 AM

YUP!!! Jack's my name, disgusting imagery is my game!!!

Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 12/23/2017 7:04:00 AM

Yes, the nose running season upon us, drip till April, let's hope for March :) Good morning dear Jack! <3 xomo!

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/23/2017 7:15:00 AM

Heard tell it's going to be an incredibly short record breaking winter!!! YUP! xxx