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A Nose Condom

Nose dripping's continue, a catcher I've got
Seems like days since the snow began to drop
I'll weather the blow
No matter how much snow
Wear a condom on my nose to catch the plops

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Eve Roper

December 25, 2017 at 8:11 PM

Hahahahaha... my husband has been complaining of the same thing maybe I should get him one. love the poem , Jack... hugs eve

Jack Ellison

December 25, 2017 at 9:12 PM

Happy to hear it!!! Perhaps hubby should give it a snot... uh shot!!! Merry Christmas dear Eve and hubby! Love to both! xxx xxx

Lim'Rik Flats

December 23, 2017 at 10:26 AM

Santa with an elephant's trunk//all filled up with gooey green gunk//Don't go to the mall//if they give you a call//Tell 'em "Santa has become a chaste monk" DRIP ON JACKSON!!!

Jack Ellison

December 23, 2017 at 2:34 PM

Haven't you heard...Santa tips em back at every stop! No wonder he's jolly all the time AND it explains his bulbous red schnoz!!!

Silent One

December 23, 2017 at 9:49 AM

Sorry for all my bad limericks, unlike Jack I dont have the tricks, Should stick to free verse, but it could be worse, could have writer's block, mind full of bricks!

Jack Ellison

December 23, 2017 at 9:59 AM

Methinks from what I've read and heard, you are certainly not wanting for clever free verse! You reputation precedes you!!! xx