Conceited Poems

Humility

Humility is to apologize although it's rejected
Showing respect although you're disrespected 
Being humble isn't something most practice in daily life
Most people focus on who was wrong and who was right 
Humility is the hardest quality of character to apply
Imagine being honest with a person who constantly lie
Humility can be shown if assisted by the quality

Conceited Ink

Poetic sensitiveness is the liquor of the drunkard-wise

©Mahtab Bangalee

Shameless Selfies

I often take a shameless selfie
Of myself dining or travelling gleefully
And post it on my Facebook
Or Instagram page immediately 
Some people say it's quite conceited 
To paste your mug so much
Of displaying your contentment 
When in reality your life may be otherwise
So easy on your selfies
It's really not all self-toot
Just a way of keeping in

fancy conceited curly que cat

I am a fancy cat with patterns on my back.
My tail is pretty, I am sharp as a tack.
Better clear away, stand away, Mo and Mack.
Up close you might see my beauty and have a heart attack.

Mo and Mack were not amused in the least.
The conceitedness that comes off of this little beast!
Don’t forget we

The Arrogant Ewe

A lamb-like ewe is strutting across the fields-
conceited Irishman is the vibe it yields.

Just Your Average Case of Conceited Superiority

We can help out there, it would be the humanitarian thing to do.
Well, of course you are right but one thing left out of your thoughts have you?
I don’t see what I’ve left out, perhaps you can elaborate?
It’s as clear as the nose on your face, but you still just don’t get it mate!
Get what?

Confession of a Conceited Rose

Being a rose I strike a pose, I'm preening for your gaze,
The flower queen by any means, entitled to high praise. 

Of upper class I got some sass, no equal to my spell, 
My thorns are sleek, adding more chic, may hurt yet meaning well.

And best of all - I'm standing tall, my stem juicy

Can Be Conceited and Self Centered

should have spent more time
with dear ones that I do love
meant so much to me

can be conceited
is way that they want to be
meets their own purpose

do put pills in drawer
will not spill them anymore
know what they are for


had been deep in doubt
so brought whole bottle out
with glee she did shout

when we start to swing
different tune

Girly Hedgehog Stuck On Herself

Girly hedgehog is so feminine and fine
She should have suiters falling down in a line
My hair is perfect, my smile is a delight
What is wrong with these boys? They simply aren’t right!

Maybe you are too perfect, a butterfly suggests.
I agree! Throws in a wise robin from her perch on her nest.
You mean I am too

Biggie Bug Loves Herself Well

I am so pretty, it is crazy, Biggie Bug thought.
Feeling sure she would be wildly wooed, hunted and sought.
Her pink was gorgeous, her purple and lavender divine.
Self-promoted and puffed, she felt supremely sublime.

Flaunted her beauty in everyone’s interested face.
She is beautiful, they agreed, but has so little grace.
She could not keep a job, she was

That Could Not Be It

Henpecker was the most handsome cock in the barnyard.
He had known this since he was a baby because his mother told him.
She had built him up, stroked his ego, admired his beauty.
I am the best, the most, the quintessential rooster, he thought.

The hens made fun of him behind his back; he was pompous.
He was arrogant,

Bio Modified - Conceited Imposter

BIO MODIFIED – CONCEITED IMPOSTER

Conceited
A poet a playwright, an actor and dreamer.
I love my reflection, a challenge, applause.
I’ve thought of a screenplay, a sit-com and novel.
I feel I am perfect, a genius, appealing.
I fear I’ll be wrong on all three of those feelings.
I’d like to write music, to sing and to dance.
A resident of dreamland,

Conceited Waves Wash Over the Shore

conceited waves 
wash over the 
modest shores 
destroying the 
dreams of the 
children that 
build sandcastles 
of dreams 
in the sand
trying to create 
a future for themselves

A Conceited Restaurant

A conceited restaurant

After the health clinic visit in Cascais
We had lunch at a restaurant nearby
Where the outdoor market is
It was overpriced and pretentious
The food, so and so.
Had a glass of wine it was undrinkable 
Had a cold bottle of water instead.
There are many proper small restaurants
In Cascais, they appear not to be
Near the centre. 
A

Who Says You Are Too Sensitive

You are afraid you are too sensitive? Let me laugh.
First you would have to have feelings, Mr. Always Me Path.
Next you would have to care about another human being.
You are all about yourself, which is what I am always seeing.

Too sensitive? Are you kidding? It's a gag. It's a joke.
I have never in my life

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