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Conceited Poems - Poems about Conceited

Conceited Ink
Poetic sensitiveness is the liquor of the drunkard-wise ©Mahtab Bangalee...

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Categories: conceited, poetry,
Form: Monoku
Shameless Selfies
I often take a shameless selfie Of myself dining or travelling gleefully And post it on my Facebook Or Instagram page immediately Some people say it's quite conceited To paste your mug so much Of displaying your contentment When in reality your life may be otherwise So easy on your selfies It's really not all self-toot Just a way of keeping in...

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Categories: conceited, feelings, humor, humorous, image,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member fancy conceited curly que cat
I am a fancy cat with patterns on my back. My tail is pretty, I am sharp as a tack. Better clear away, stand away, Mo and Mack. Up close you might see my beauty and have a heart attack. Mo and Mack were not amused in the least. The conceitedness that comes off of this little beast! Don’t forget we...

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Categories: conceited, cat,
Form: Rhyme
The Arrogant Ewe
A lamb-like ewe is strutting across the fields- conceited Irishman is the vibe it yields....

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Categories: conceited, funny, ireland, light, spring,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Just Your Average Case of Conceited Superiority
We can help out there, it would be the humanitarian thing to do. Well, of course you are right but one thing left out of your thoughts have you? I don’t see what I’ve left out, perhaps you can elaborate? It’s as clear as the nose on your face, but you still just don’t get it mate! Get what?...

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Categories: conceited, abortion, absence, abuse, conflict,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Confession of a Conceited Rose
Being a rose I strike a pose, I'm preening for your gaze, The flower queen by any means, entitled to high praise. Of upper class I got some sass, no equal to my spell, My thorns are sleek, adding more chic, may hurt yet meaning well. And best of all - I'm standing tall, my stem juicy...

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Categories: conceited, allegory, flower, rose,
Form: Personification
Can Be Conceited and Self Centered
should have spent more time with dear ones that I do love meant so much to me can be conceited is way that they want to be meets their own purpose do put pills in drawer will not spill them anymore know what they are for had been deep in doubt so brought whole bottle out with glee she did shout when we start to swing different tune...

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Categories: conceited, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member Girly Hedgehog Stuck On Herself
Girly hedgehog is so feminine and fine She should have suiters falling down in a line My hair is perfect, my smile is a delight What is wrong with these boys? They simply aren’t right! Maybe you are too perfect, a butterfly suggests. I agree! Throws in a wise robin from her perch on her nest. You mean I am too...

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Categories: conceited, 4th grade, 5th grade,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Biggie Bug Loves Herself Well
I am so pretty, it is crazy, Biggie Bug thought. Feeling sure she would be wildly wooed, hunted and sought. Her pink was gorgeous, her purple and lavender divine. Self-promoted and puffed, she felt supremely sublime. Flaunted her beauty in everyone’s interested face. She is beautiful, they agreed, but has so little grace. She could not keep a job, she was...

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Categories: conceited, animal,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member That Could Not Be It
Henpecker was the most handsome cock in the barnyard. He had known this since he was a baby because his mother told him. She had built him up, stroked his ego, admired his beauty. I am the best, the most, the quintessential rooster, he thought. The hens made fun of him behind his back; he was pompous. He was arrogant,...

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Categories: conceited, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Prose Poetry
Bio Modified - Conceited Imposter
BIO MODIFIED – CONCEITED IMPOSTER Conceited A poet a playwright, an actor and dreamer. I love my reflection, a challenge, applause. I’ve thought of a screenplay, a sit-com and novel. I feel I am perfect, a genius, appealing. I fear I’ll be wrong on all three of those feelings. I’d like to write music, to sing and to dance. A resident of dreamland,...

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Categories: conceited, poetry,
Form: Bio
Conceited Waves Wash Over the Shore
conceited waves wash over the modest shores destroying the dreams of the children that build sandcastles of dreams in the sand trying to create a future for themselves...

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Categories: conceited, confusion,
Form: Lyric
A Conceited Restaurant
A conceited restaurant After the health clinic visit in Cascais We had lunch at a restaurant nearby Where the outdoor market is It was overpriced and pretentious The food, so and so. Had a glass of wine it was undrinkable Had a cold bottle of water instead. There are many proper small restaurants In Cascais, they appear not to be Near the centre. A...

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Categories: conceited, betrayal, celebration, character, food,
Form: Blank verse
Premium Member Who Says You Are Too Sensitive
You are afraid you are too sensitive? Let me laugh. First you would have to have feelings, Mr. Always Me Path. Next you would have to care about another human being. You are all about yourself, which is what I am always seeing. Too sensitive? Are you kidding? It's a gag. It's a joke. I have never in my life...

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Categories: conceited, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
An Intellectual Crisis
Egostic You might give someone the title for their book But that doesnt mean you gave them the words to write You may give someone a dollar because they need it but that doesnt mean you are their financial support system For we are so narcissistic in ones accomplisments that we see ourselves in others bodies when...

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Categories: conceited, 10th grade, 9th grade,
Form: Blank verse

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