That Could Not Be It

Henpecker was the most handsome cock in the barnyard.
He had known this since he was a baby because his mother told him.
She had built him up, stroked his ego, admired his beauty.
I am the best, the most, the quintessential rooster, he thought.

The hens made fun of him behind his back; he was pompous.
He was arrogant, and the farmer did not have any eggs now.
The farmer could not imagine what had happened.
Since the old rooster died, the hens stopped laying.

He went in and gave himself a look in the mirror.
“You’ve still got it,” he said to himself. His wife rolled her eyes.
“Maybe that cock is too stuck up for the hens,” She suggested.
“That couldn’t be it,” the farmer said, winking at his reflection.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Hankins Avatar
January 12, 2022 at 8:24 AM
Well, I'm thinking both the farmer and the cock could use some re-education...or something! Arrogance obviously doesn't fly! Good story, Caren.
Krutsinger Avatar
January 12, 2022 at 11:24 PM
It sure does not!
Lawless Avatar
January 12, 2022 at 5:55 AM
...He never saw a mirror he didn't like...
Krutsinger Avatar
January 12, 2022 at 11:24 PM
And never will.
Andresen Avatar
January 12, 2022 at 5:16 AM
- I like the humor in this writing, Caren :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Krutsinger Avatar
January 12, 2022 at 11:24 PM
Thank you Anne-Lise Happy New Year!
Ahmed Avatar
January 12, 2022 at 5:13 AM
The farmer is also a stuck up!! ha ha ! the ego of the chicken related to a man! beautiful! Thanks - Marshall
Krutsinger Avatar
January 12, 2022 at 11:25 PM
Like Farmer, like rooster!
Cunningham Avatar
January 12, 2022 at 12:36 AM
Lol that gave me a chuckle Caren. Tom
Krutsinger Avatar
January 12, 2022 at 11:25 PM
I am glad Tom.Thank you
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