Cheeky Poems - Poems about Cheeky

Coocoo doodle I do, Not every day I coo, What Mum can do, I can – My skin needs a sun tan. My hair with homemade curls, My makeup shines like pearls. I'm just a baby, see, Acting adult, maybe. Bring napkins for wee-wee, Ensure fun flows for free. Tie me nappies for poo. And bandage my boo-boo. Baby guys will whistle, Love – their own epistle. While I...

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Move over Matilda… Waltz with Galinda. There’s a new Aussie bush ballad in town! Introducing Waltzing Galinda — a cheeky, heartwarming tribute to Aussie folklore, with a twist! Starring a mischievous quokka, a sparkly snail named Galinda, and a trooper koala riding an emu, this is my playful reimagining of the classic Waltzing Matilda — packed...

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BORN THIS WAY Some people say I’m cheeky and that’s okay I don’t care what they say, I was born this way I can’t be like somebody else I just want to be myself I write poetry and I write songs This is right where I belong I’m not into numbers and I don’t do sums I would much rather play the drums I...

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Look at me shine Look at me fine Look I’m cheeky weekay Smile if you will ...

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Sun's dry handiwork Salty skinned sunbathers, stripped Sandy bones, de-hyd Replaced watermark With brand that is baked in deep Pimping with long reach Ray's Gaze, no flinch ways Dusk don't need a sentinel Has Fog roll blanket Slips away, act 3 Crickets chirp their gossiping Undercover, shades Hides...

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They crest the white foam in perfect formation, With purpose and strength they flap as they glide, Fixated ahead in assured navigation, Each trailing the other with nowhere to hide. Then all of a sudden with no clear command, They veer on some path and head for the sky, Soaring the waves like a mischievous band, Riding the thermals with a predatory...

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A Cheeky View of Our World's History God's 'hammer' killed most dinosaurs and gave small mammals' space to be no lizard's dinner guests (where they were "flesh de jour.") I wonder 'wrongs' they did (don't you?) to earn 'satanic' fires though I'd still vote that lizards sin though few of them were liars who spoke to mates with "forked tongues,"...

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Twice told toilet tale – a cheeky execrable gross fable which poetic product best be affixed with hashtag STINKY label. As a young whippersnapper and one precocious lad to boot, I discovered common combustible materials found in the bathroom. At opportune times, I blithely tinkered with dangerous chemicals that could (but never did) explode into one humongous fiery maelstrom and bloom (re: annihilate) this lad to smithereens. Window...

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Whiskey’s my favorite drink. It makes my cheeks turn pink. Can’t have just one, What’d be the fun. So I drink til I get to the brink....

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-Cheeky Little Nile Bugalugs- I could fall on a turntable and raise the roof. Let the beat drop, but what’s the point scallywags? Crickets chirp unwanted truths into my ears at night. Leaf the poor sauerkraut alone. Saunter through the valley of the shadow of death. Feel ecstatic to run the entire pilgrimage’s course. Safe bets aren’t the way...

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O Santa Claus, O Santa Claus There’s not much on that butt of yours I saw you pee Behind a tree So now I’ll call you Scanty Drawers...

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A VERY CHEEKY DEVIL IN TUMBLING RHYME Thus, I give to mankind the zipper and the ballpoint pen-- for this He kicks me out of heaven! (No other reason can I find!) A VERY CHEEKY DEVIL ...

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" You're a twit-ta-woo! " The cheeky owl criticized. " You are one too-hoo! " Written 15th October 2021 For the Owl Haiku Contest Sponsor Robert James Liguori...

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“A Cheeky Business” Hot Cross Buns You smile when She’s crazy mad She’s so cheeky all Her bullets are diamonds She makes you laugh out loud when you are grey skies sad She's a terrible poet kind of cute kind of good kind of bad (LadyLabyrinth / 2021) “Look” / Sébastien Tellier https://youtu.be/8jL0vy2YaDg “Ours is essentially a tragic age, so we refuse to take it tragically. The cataclysm has happened, we are among the ruins,...

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I'll throw out fortune telling cards On the sweetness of my soul. I will find my answers in them About what scares me. Everyone is guessing at the king of the cross, Well, I'm guessing at the king of hearts. I'll see what's new In our future until February. It's very perfect for me, Only he is the star of my soul, He's a little...

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