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Cheeky Old Santa

O Santa Claus, O Santa Claus There’s not much on that butt of yours I saw you pee Behind a tree So now I’ll call you Scanty Drawers
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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Allison Avatar
December 14, 2021 at 5:12 PM
ha ha ha love it:-) hugs Jan xx
Bauer Avatar
December 14, 2021 at 3:52 PM
ha! very funny, terry!
Flood Avatar
December 14, 2021 at 3:57 PM
Thanks, Ilene. Glad you enjoyed. Terry
Edmonds  Avatar
December 14, 2021 at 12:12 AM
Hilarious Terry… Belle
Flood Avatar
December 14, 2021 at 2:55 AM
For someone with a drawing ability of a five year old, I was rather pleased with that effort. Glad to provide a lighter moment, Belle. Terry
Hankins Avatar
December 13, 2021 at 5:35 PM
Oh my! This is too funny for words...well, the illustration says it all! LOL
Flood Avatar
December 15, 2021 at 2:19 AM
The Tate gallery… an art gallery that, I thought, was world famous. I nearly said ‘The Louvre’ but didn’t want to appear pretentious… moi?
Hankins Avatar
December 14, 2021 at 11:46 AM
Uh, what is "the tate?" I'm not familiar with that one.
Flood Avatar
December 14, 2021 at 2:58 AM
You’ll see me in the Tate before long. ;-) Terry
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