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O Santa Claus, O Santa Claus
There’s not much on that butt of yours
I saw you pee
Behind a tree
So now I’ll call you Scanty Drawers

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Jan Allison

Date: 12/14/2021 5:12:00 PM

ha ha ha love it:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 12/14/2021 3:52:00 PM

ha! very funny, terry!

Terry Flood
Date: 12/14/2021 3:57:00 PM

Thanks, Ilene. Glad you enjoyed. Terry

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 12/14/2021 12:12:00 AM

Hilarious Terry… Belle

Terry Flood
Date: 12/14/2021 2:55:00 AM

For someone with a drawing ability of a five year old, I was rather pleased with that effort. Glad to provide a lighter moment, Belle. Terry

L Milton Hankins

Date: 12/13/2021 5:35:00 PM

Oh my! This is too funny for words...well, the illustration says it all! LOL

Terry Flood
Date: 12/15/2021 2:19:00 AM

The Tate gallery… an art gallery that, I thought, was world famous. I nearly said ‘The Louvre’ but didn’t want to appear pretentious… moi?

L Milton Hankins
Date: 12/14/2021 11:46:00 AM

Uh, what is "the tate?" I'm not familiar with that one.

Terry Flood
Date: 12/14/2021 2:58:00 AM

You’ll see me in the Tate before long. ;-) Terry

Cheeky Old Santa

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