Best Cheeky Poems

I am a cheeky monkey
Funny face 
And long arms
To swing from tree to tree
Looking for tasty leaves
And maybe
A banana for my tea.

I live here in the jungle
With all my friends and family 
But our home is getting
Smaller and smaller around us
As the giants with there...

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frontal nudity

she leapt from the highest cliff

falcon fancied top





Poetry Contest submission:  Make Me Chuckle With A Haiku...

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Jack and John
went up the hill
to make us all a'giggle
They won't calm down
and when they clown
Our bellies are a'jiggle

A lim-er-ick
will do the trick
to get us all a'laughing
they write so well
each rhyme...a spell
That gets us all guffawing

They write of "wind",
they write of poop,
Each one a silly...

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I remember the sail boat gliding
down the stream,over slippery
boulders and frothy cream.

The Kingfisher darting by, the
tangerine flash catching eye,
minnows hide, scattering fry

And ratty on the grass bank,
gnawing on a crayfish shank,
once he'd eaten the water drank

As Dippers bathed and the
Wagtail's played, in the safety
of the...

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I spied a stranger when I went to town,
Sipping champagne whilst in his dressing gown.
He looked at me, gave a smile,
I gave one back it's true.
Thank you for the drink he said,
I've just charged this one to you....

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The cute cheeky boy
Has a  hot magnetic smile
Yet he answers back rudely

Cute as an apple
His face displays innocence
His talks, childish and honest

Make me feel at ease
He insists for attention
And makes me see Paradise

With brown squirrel eyes
As sharp as the razor's blade
He gives us reasons...

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" You're a twit-ta-woo! "
The cheeky owl criticized.
" You are one too-hoo! "


Written 15th October 2021
For the Owl Haiku Contest
Sponsor Robert James Liguori...

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There must be more to life than this,
I heard a hamster squeak.
All I do is sit around
With food stuffed in my cheeks.
I’m fed up with that wheel, too.
It doesn’t keep me busy.
Why do people think it’s fun
To make a hamster dizzy?...

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“A Cheeky Business”



Hot 
Cross
Buns

You 
smile when 
She’s crazy mad

She’s 
so 
cheeky

all Her
bullets 
are diamonds

She
makes you 
laugh out loud

when you are
grey skies
sad

She's 
a terrible
poet 

kind of 
cute

kind of 
good

kind of
bad


(LadyLabyrinth / 2021)





“Look” / Sébastien Tellier
https://youtu.be/8jL0vy2YaDg







“Ours is essentially a tragic age, 
so we refuse to take it...

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My love you are far
Much hotter than stars,
Your beauty brings light to my 
life.
I really can't wait
For that wonderous date
When you finally become my 
wife.

My mind has been blown
By the love that you've shown,
If only I'd known from the 
start.
It's always been you,
But I never...

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I have a daughter who smiles a lot.
She always has stuff or things she got.
 With silly white lies she does all day.
She likes to be notice and get her way.
With frowns she tries to make.
She thinks she can take.
My little daughter is wise.
When she...

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Pretty simple-minded girls are a funny breed.
They say that slippery boys take them for sport
While it’s them that chase the fleetings of greed;
They evade being hurt while it’s their goal to hurt.

The wise chap once hurt must ever stay alert
And dodge the inane schemes of...

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It’s the cheeky hair,
It’s the cheeky dimples,
It’s the cheeky smile,
It’s the cheeky look,
As you cheekily do something cheeky,

You can tell he has been out with Daddy – he is wearing his cheeky face...

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cheeky chipmunk
dressing
in mink fur



posted by July 16, 2018...

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Your face is rather pretty, and
Your hair is always neat
You always smell so fragrant, and
You have such dainty feet
I love the way you smile
And your voice is sweet to hear
But your most endearing feature, well
It’s got to be your rear
Oh! I really like your bottom
Just...

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