Chat Up Poems - Poems about Chat Up

There once was a person named No Chance Perplexed by rejections for last dance It turned out to be their name That was affecting their game Odds improved once they changed it to Lance...

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There once was a man who had swagger When he drank seven pints of lager He said "may I have this dance?" Didn't know he'd peed his pants So, home on his own he did stagger...

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Hello Darling Fancy a Date This is your lucky day I am available What do you say Me and You Can I buy your drink's Till your drunk enough to say Yes Come on Please That's the best i have got Surely you can drink me Pretty I don't mind ill accept Pity I am very very sad And terminally bad At chatting up girl's...

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Question I seemed to have lost my phone number, can I have yours. Answer Have you looked under J for Jerk Penned 30.4.2015...

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Your cute Pursuit Nice tush I blush Want date? No mate Show ring … Wedding You sure Show door! Jan Allison 24th August 2014...

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My friends have every sympathy For the lack of romance in my life but promise everything will be fine All I have to do if I want to find a wife is use their favourite chat up lines . Are you a parking ticket '' cos '' fine is written all over you Seemed a little corny to...

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