Short Chat Up Poems

Short Chat Up Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Chat Up by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Chat Up by length and keyword.


Phone Number - Chat Up Line

Question

I seemed to have lost my phone number, can I have yours.

Answer

Have you looked under J for Jerk


Penned

30.4.2015
Form: Verse


Premium Member Chat Up Footles

Your cute
Pursuit

Nice tush
I blush

Want date?
No mate

Show ring …
Wedding

You sure
Show door!

Jan Allison
24th August 2014
Form: Footle

Minnows

MINNOWS
                                             this World is a stage
                                        minnows chat up play die out
                                               Curtain falls, a net
Form: Haiku

You Can'T Win

Sanguine
Fine wine

Blind date
She's late

Bread sticks
He licks

Tick tock
Of clock

Waitress
Cute dress

High heels 
He reels

Chat up
He's cut

Hope dies
He sighs

Had fill
Pays bill

Went out
Heard shout

"No tip?
Tight git!"
Form: Footle

Chat Up Lines Not

Hello Darling
Fancy a Date
This is your lucky day
I am available 
What do you say
Me and You
Can I buy your drink's 
Till your drunk enough to say Yes
Come on 
Please
That's the best i have got
Surely you can drink me Pretty 
I don't mind ill accept Pity 
I am very very sad
And terminally bad
At chatting up girl's 
With glasses and curls
But you are a Pearl


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