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Let me tell you about my Uncle Berty His chat up lines are far from flirty He has sparkling blue eyes and a wicked wit But his chat up lines make him look a right twit Where have you been all of my life? I think you are stunning will you be my wife? I don’t have any money…. how about you? I’m short of cash .. lend me a dollar or two Let me take you on a smashing date We are meant for each other its all down to fate How about McDonald’s for a Big Mac When I take you home we’ll hit the sack Your teeth are like stars they come out at night Shall I cook you breakfast, it will be my delight For some unknown reason his lines did not work Try again Uncle Berty you look a right jerk Contest:- Flirt Casarah Nance 07~14~15

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Lindsay Laurie

Date: 7/29/2015 3:00:00 AM

G'day Jan... I think we've all got a cringe-worthy Uncle Bert hiding in a closet - regards - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 7/29/2015 6:55:00 AM

lol thankfully this one is fictional:-) hugs jan xx

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 7/24/2015 6:01:00 PM

Jan. Congratulations on your XOOL flirting poetic win. Love LINDA"

Jan Allison
Date: 7/24/2015 6:02:00 PM

Thanks Linda:-) hugs jan xx

Olusegun Arowolo

Date: 7/22/2015 7:06:00 AM

Wonderful and lovely piece,dear Friend... Congrats on your win...

Jan Allison
Date: 7/22/2015 7:09:00 AM

Thanks Olusegun - just a fun write I am glad Casarah liked it so much:-) hugs Jan xx

Dr. Upma A. Sharma

Date: 7/22/2015 2:34:00 AM

Congrats on ur win Jan! Lovely!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/22/2015 4:07:00 AM

Thanks Dr Sharma:-) Hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 7/21/2015 7:06:00 PM

Congratulations on your win :)Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 7/21/2015 7:08:00 PM

Thanks Alexis:-) hugs Jan xx

Lee Carter

Date: 7/21/2015 7:52:00 AM

Lol... poor uncle Berty needs a lesson or two. Congrats on your win Jan I love it!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/21/2015 2:43:00 PM

Thanks Lee:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 7/20/2015 8:59:00 PM

Uncle Berty sounds like he needs a refresher course in flirting...Congrats on your win Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 7/21/2015 1:03:00 AM

LOL Thanks Joseph:-) Hugs Jan xx

Viv Wigley

Date: 7/20/2015 8:39:00 PM

Hey, Jan- if I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? I know, you can tell I once met Berty. Congratulations, Viv x

Jan Allison
Date: 7/21/2015 1:03:00 AM

LOL Thanks Mr Viv:-) Hugs Jan xx

Robert Stoner Jr

Date: 7/20/2015 5:26:00 PM

Wel cone Jan congratulations on your win.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/21/2015 1:02:00 AM

Thanks Robert:-) Hugs Jan xx

Earl Schumacker

Date: 7/20/2015 4:01:00 PM

Hi Jan, Congratulations on a great win, very funny win. Fine dining at Mickey D's should have clinched the deal. Good job. Earl

Jan Allison
Date: 7/20/2015 4:07:00 PM

LOL -thanks Earl - we only have one Mcdonald's on the Island and may go once if a year if that :-) hugs Jan xx

John Lawless

Date: 7/20/2015 2:43:00 PM

Jan....OOPS...my previous comment should have read..."congrats on the win..

Jan Allison
Date: 7/20/2015 2:50:00 PM

lol John that made me giggle :-) hugs Jan xx

Skat A

Date: 7/20/2015 2:32:00 PM

Jan,, congratulations on your flirtatious win. SKAT LOVE

Jan Allison
Date: 7/20/2015 2:35:00 PM

Thanks Skat:-)Hugs Jan xx

John Lawless

Date: 7/20/2015 2:19:00 PM

Well Jan, as with all "fishermen" the line is merely a connection to the bait, the hook cannot be set until someone "hits" the bait. No telling what they may be hitting on until you try it.....Congrats not the win and thanks for the laughs.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/20/2015 2:21:00 PM

Thanks John just a fun write for the contest:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 7/20/2015 1:50:00 PM

Back to congratulate you on your win, Yeah!!! Hugs Eve

Jan Allison
Date: 7/20/2015 1:57:00 PM

thanks Eve:-) hugs Jan xx

Casarah Nance

Date: 7/20/2015 1:49:00 PM

The humorous side to flirting, I should have guessed this was yours. Nicely done!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/20/2015 1:57:00 PM

oh thanks Cas I must drop by and congratulate the winners:-) hugs Jan xx

Njeri Hunjeri

Date: 7/18/2015 5:22:00 PM

Flirty Berty, lol! He may need to work on his pick up lines. Wish u luck in the contest.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/18/2015 5:29:00 PM

Thanks Njeri just a fun write for the contest:-) hugs Jan xx

James Fraser

Date: 7/18/2015 2:15:00 PM

So loved Flirty Berty Jan, he's a case alright. He's sure to do you proud in the contest//hugs//James xx

Jan Allison
Date: 7/18/2015 2:17:00 PM

Thanks for the lovely comment my friend:-) hugs jan xx

Debbie Guzzi

Date: 7/17/2015 8:12:00 PM

LOL....OH my... men! Light & Love

Jan Allison
Date: 7/18/2015 4:10:00 AM

Just a fun write for the contest:-) hugs Jan xx

Catherine Labeau

Date: 7/17/2015 12:26:00 PM

thank you for the laugh

Jan Allison
Date: 7/17/2015 12:27:00 PM

Glad it made you smile hugs Jan xx

Jaycee Cervenka

Date: 7/15/2015 7:17:00 PM

Lol..Very cute and funny. Your humor is always a delight. Hugs Janet.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/16/2015 2:34:00 AM

Thanks Janet I like to write with humour whenever possible:-) hugs Jan xx

Shadow Hamilton

Date: 7/15/2015 12:09:00 PM

love it Jan he sounds a character hugs 7

Jan Allison
Date: 7/15/2015 12:27:00 PM

total fiction for contest Shadow lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 7/15/2015 7:17:00 AM

A smart girl like you would never fall for Flerty Berty, for apart of being dim-wit is also mighty dirty! You made me laugh dear Jan! Excellent!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/15/2015 11:02:00 AM

Thanks for dropping by Demetrios it is always a delight to see you here:-) hugs Jan xx

Kp Nunez

Date: 7/15/2015 4:56:00 AM

lol! You never fail to make me laugh with your fun writes, Jan. Gl with the contest! Should be a winner! hugs!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/15/2015 6:40:00 AM

Thanks Kim:-) Hugs Jan xx

Judy Konos

Date: 7/14/2015 8:28:00 PM

LOL start up and finishing lines...

Jan Allison
Date: 7/15/2015 4:28:00 AM

Just a fun write for the contest Judy - I need to smile at the moment lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Rachel Preston

Date: 7/14/2015 5:15:00 PM

love it LOL xx

Jan Allison
Date: 7/14/2015 5:35:00 PM

aww thanks rachel - just a fun write for the contest but the 'where have you been all of my life' was used on me when I was about 18 by this bloke old enough to be my dad - my reply was ... well for the first 20 years I wasn't even born mate... he soon got the message lol:-)hugs jan xx