Jan Allison Poet Couplet

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Flirty Berty

Let me tell you about my Uncle Berty
His chat up lines are far from flirty

He has sparkling blue eyes and a wicked wit
But his chat up lines make him look a right twit

Where have you been all of my life?
I think you are stunning will you be my wife?

I don’t have any money…. how about you?
I’m short of cash .. lend me a dollar or two 

Let me take you on a smashing date
We are meant for each other its all down to fate

How about McDonald’s for a Big Mac
When I take you home we’ll hit the sack

Your teeth are like stars they come out at night
Shall I cook you breakfast, it will be my delight

For some unknown reason his lines did not work
Try again Uncle Berty you look a right jerk



Contest:- Flirt Casarah Nance
07~14~15

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Lindsay Laurie July 29, 2015 at 3:00 AM G'day Jan... I think we've all got a cringe-worthy Uncle Bert hiding in a closet - regards - Lindsay Jan Allison July 29, 2015 at 6:55 AM lol thankfully this one is fictional:-) hugs jan xx

Poet Destroyer A July 24, 2015 at 6:01 PM Jan. Congratulations on your XOOL flirting poetic win. Love LINDA" Jan Allison July 24, 2015 at 6:02 PM Thanks Linda:-) hugs jan xx

Olusegun Arowolo July 22, 2015 at 7:06 AM Wonderful and lovely piece,dear Friend... Congrats on your win... Jan Allison July 22, 2015 at 7:09 AM Thanks Olusegun - just a fun write I am glad Casarah liked it so much:-) hugs Jan xx

Dr. Upma A. Sharma July 22, 2015 at 2:34 AM Congrats on ur win Jan! Lovely! Jan Allison July 22, 2015 at 4:07 AM Thanks Dr Sharma:-) Hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y. July 21, 2015 at 7:06 PM Congratulations on your win :)Alexis Jan Allison July 21, 2015 at 7:08 PM Thanks Alexis:-) hugs Jan xx

Lee Carter July 21, 2015 at 7:52 AM Lol... poor uncle Berty needs a lesson or two. Congrats on your win Jan I love it! Jan Allison July 21, 2015 at 2:43 PM Thanks Lee:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May July 20, 2015 at 8:59 PM Uncle Berty sounds like he needs a refresher course in flirting...Congrats on your win Jan Jan Allison July 21, 2015 at 1:03 AM LOL Thanks Joseph:-) Hugs Jan xx

Viv Wigley July 20, 2015 at 8:39 PM Hey, Jan- if I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? I know, you can tell I once met Berty. Congratulations, Viv x Jan Allison July 21, 2015 at 1:03 AM LOL Thanks Mr Viv:-) Hugs Jan xx

Robert Stoner Jr July 20, 2015 at 5:26 PM Wel cone Jan congratulations on your win. Jan Allison July 21, 2015 at 1:02 AM Thanks Robert:-) Hugs Jan xx

Earl Schumacker July 20, 2015 at 4:01 PM Hi Jan, Congratulations on a great win, very funny win. Fine dining at Mickey D's should have clinched the deal. Good job. Earl Jan Allison July 20, 2015 at 4:07 PM LOL -thanks Earl - we only have one Mcdonald's on the Island and may go once if a year if that :-) hugs Jan xx

John Lawless July 20, 2015 at 2:43 PM Jan....OOPS...my previous comment should have read..."congrats on the win.. Jan Allison July 20, 2015 at 2:50 PM lol John that made me giggle :-) hugs Jan xx

Skat A July 20, 2015 at 2:32 PM Jan,, congratulations on your flirtatious win. SKAT LOVE Jan Allison July 20, 2015 at 2:35 PM Thanks Skat:-)Hugs Jan xx

John Lawless July 20, 2015 at 2:19 PM Well Jan, as with all "fishermen" the line is merely a connection to the bait, the hook cannot be set until someone "hits" the bait. No telling what they may be hitting on until you try it.....Congrats not the win and thanks for the laughs. Jan Allison July 20, 2015 at 2:21 PM Thanks John just a fun write for the contest:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper July 20, 2015 at 1:50 PM Back to congratulate you on your win, Yeah!!! Hugs Eve Jan Allison July 20, 2015 at 1:57 PM thanks Eve:-) hugs Jan xx

Casarah Nance July 20, 2015 at 1:49 PM The humorous side to flirting, I should have guessed this was yours. Nicely done! Jan Allison July 20, 2015 at 1:57 PM oh thanks Cas I must drop by and congratulate the winners:-) hugs Jan xx

Njeri Hunjeri July 18, 2015 at 5:22 PM Flirty Berty, lol! He may need to work on his pick up lines. Wish u luck in the contest. Jan Allison July 18, 2015 at 5:29 PM Thanks Njeri just a fun write for the contest:-) hugs Jan xx

James Fraser July 18, 2015 at 2:15 PM So loved Flirty Berty Jan, he's a case alright. He's sure to do you proud in the contest//hugs//James xx Jan Allison July 18, 2015 at 2:17 PM Thanks for the lovely comment my friend:-) hugs jan xx

Debbie Guzzi July 17, 2015 at 8:12 PM LOL....OH my... men! Light & Love Jan Allison July 18, 2015 at 4:10 AM Just a fun write for the contest:-) hugs Jan xx

Catherine Labeau July 17, 2015 at 12:26 PM thank you for the laugh Jan Allison July 17, 2015 at 12:27 PM Glad it made you smile hugs Jan xx

Jaycee Cervenka July 15, 2015 at 7:17 PM Lol..Very cute and funny. Your humor is always a delight. Hugs Janet. Jan Allison July 16, 2015 at 2:34 AM Thanks Janet I like to write with humour whenever possible:-) hugs Jan xx

Shadow Hamilton July 15, 2015 at 12:09 PM love it Jan he sounds a character hugs 7 Jan Allison July 15, 2015 at 12:27 PM total fiction for contest Shadow lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis July 15, 2015 at 7:17 AM A smart girl like you would never fall for Flerty Berty, for apart of being dim-wit is also mighty dirty! You made me laugh dear Jan! Excellent! Jan Allison July 15, 2015 at 11:02 AM Thanks for dropping by Demetrios it is always a delight to see you here:-) hugs Jan xx

Kp Nunez July 15, 2015 at 4:56 AM lol! You never fail to make me laugh with your fun writes, Jan. Gl with the contest! Should be a winner! hugs! Jan Allison July 15, 2015 at 6:40 AM Thanks Kim:-) Hugs Jan xx

Judy Konos July 14, 2015 at 8:28 PM LOL start up and finishing lines... Jan Allison July 15, 2015 at 4:28 AM Just a fun write for the contest Judy - I need to smile at the moment lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Rachel Preston July 14, 2015 at 5:15 PM love it LOL xx Jan Allison July 14, 2015 at 5:35 PM aww thanks rachel - just a fun write for the contest but the 'where have you been all of my life' was used on me when I was about 18 by this bloke old enough to be my dad - my reply was ... well for the first 20 years I wasn't even born mate... he soon got the message lol:-)hugs jan xx

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