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Flirty Berty

Let me tell you about my Uncle Berty
His chat up lines are far from flirty

He has sparkling blue eyes and a wicked wit
But his chat up lines make him look a right twit

Where have you been all of my life?
I think you are stunning will you be my wife?

I don’t have any money…. how about you?
I’m short of cash .. lend me a dollar or two 

Let me take you on a smashing date
We are meant for each other its all down to fate

How about McDonald’s for a Big Mac
When I take you home we’ll hit the sack

Your teeth are like stars they come out at night
Shall I cook you breakfast, it will be my delight

For some unknown reason his lines did not work
Try again Uncle Berty you look a right jerk



Contest:- Flirt Casarah Nance
07~14~15

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2015

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Lindsay Laurie Date: 7/29/2015 3:00:00 AM G'day Jan... I think we've all got a cringe-worthy Uncle Bert hiding in a closet - regards - Lindsay Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/29/2015 6:55:00 AM lol thankfully this one is fictional:-) hugs jan xx

Poet Destroyer A Date: 7/24/2015 6:01:00 PM Jan. Congratulations on your XOOL flirting poetic win. Love LINDA" Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/24/2015 6:02:00 PM Thanks Linda:-) hugs jan xx

Olusegun Arowolo Date: 7/22/2015 7:06:00 AM Wonderful and lovely piece,dear Friend... Congrats on your win... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/22/2015 7:09:00 AM Thanks Olusegun - just a fun write I am glad Casarah liked it so much:-) hugs Jan xx

Dr. Upma A. Sharma Date: 7/22/2015 2:34:00 AM Congrats on ur win Jan! Lovely! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/22/2015 4:07:00 AM Thanks Dr Sharma:-) Hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y. Date: 7/21/2015 7:06:00 PM Congratulations on your win :)Alexis Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/21/2015 7:08:00 PM Thanks Alexis:-) hugs Jan xx

Lee Carter Date: 7/21/2015 7:52:00 AM Lol... poor uncle Berty needs a lesson or two. Congrats on your win Jan I love it! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/21/2015 2:43:00 PM Thanks Lee:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May Date: 7/20/2015 8:59:00 PM Uncle Berty sounds like he needs a refresher course in flirting...Congrats on your win Jan Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/21/2015 1:03:00 AM LOL Thanks Joseph:-) Hugs Jan xx

Viv Wigley Date: 7/20/2015 8:39:00 PM Hey, Jan- if I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? I know, you can tell I once met Berty. Congratulations, Viv x Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/21/2015 1:03:00 AM LOL Thanks Mr Viv:-) Hugs Jan xx

Robert Stoner Jr Date: 7/20/2015 5:26:00 PM Wel cone Jan congratulations on your win. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/21/2015 1:02:00 AM Thanks Robert:-) Hugs Jan xx

Earl Schumacker Date: 7/20/2015 4:01:00 PM Hi Jan, Congratulations on a great win, very funny win. Fine dining at Mickey D's should have clinched the deal. Good job. Earl Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/20/2015 4:07:00 PM LOL -thanks Earl - we only have one Mcdonald's on the Island and may go once if a year if that :-) hugs Jan xx

John Lawless Date: 7/20/2015 2:43:00 PM Jan....OOPS...my previous comment should have read..."congrats on the win.. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/20/2015 2:50:00 PM lol John that made me giggle :-) hugs Jan xx

Skat A Date: 7/20/2015 2:32:00 PM Jan,, congratulations on your flirtatious win. SKAT LOVE Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/20/2015 2:35:00 PM Thanks Skat:-)Hugs Jan xx

John Lawless Date: 7/20/2015 2:19:00 PM Well Jan, as with all "fishermen" the line is merely a connection to the bait, the hook cannot be set until someone "hits" the bait. No telling what they may be hitting on until you try it.....Congrats not the win and thanks for the laughs. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/20/2015 2:21:00 PM Thanks John just a fun write for the contest:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper Date: 7/20/2015 1:50:00 PM Back to congratulate you on your win, Yeah!!! Hugs Eve Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/20/2015 1:57:00 PM thanks Eve:-) hugs Jan xx

Casarah Nance Date: 7/20/2015 1:49:00 PM The humorous side to flirting, I should have guessed this was yours. Nicely done! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/20/2015 1:57:00 PM oh thanks Cas I must drop by and congratulate the winners:-) hugs Jan xx

Njeri Hunjeri Date: 7/18/2015 5:22:00 PM Flirty Berty, lol! He may need to work on his pick up lines. Wish u luck in the contest. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/18/2015 5:29:00 PM Thanks Njeri just a fun write for the contest:-) hugs Jan xx

James Fraser Date: 7/18/2015 2:15:00 PM So loved Flirty Berty Jan, he's a case alright. He's sure to do you proud in the contest//hugs//James xx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/18/2015 2:17:00 PM Thanks for the lovely comment my friend:-) hugs jan xx

Debbie Guzzi Date: 7/17/2015 8:12:00 PM LOL....OH my... men! Light & Love Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/18/2015 4:10:00 AM Just a fun write for the contest:-) hugs Jan xx

Catherine Labeau Date: 7/17/2015 12:26:00 PM thank you for the laugh Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/17/2015 12:27:00 PM Glad it made you smile hugs Jan xx

Jaycee Cervenka Date: 7/15/2015 7:17:00 PM Lol..Very cute and funny. Your humor is always a delight. Hugs Janet. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/16/2015 2:34:00 AM Thanks Janet I like to write with humour whenever possible:-) hugs Jan xx

Shadow Hamilton Date: 7/15/2015 12:09:00 PM love it Jan he sounds a character hugs 7 Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/15/2015 12:27:00 PM total fiction for contest Shadow lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis Date: 7/15/2015 7:17:00 AM A smart girl like you would never fall for Flerty Berty, for apart of being dim-wit is also mighty dirty! You made me laugh dear Jan! Excellent! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/15/2015 11:02:00 AM Thanks for dropping by Demetrios it is always a delight to see you here:-) hugs Jan xx

Kp Nunez Date: 7/15/2015 4:56:00 AM lol! You never fail to make me laugh with your fun writes, Jan. Gl with the contest! Should be a winner! hugs! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/15/2015 6:40:00 AM Thanks Kim:-) Hugs Jan xx

Judy Konos Date: 7/14/2015 8:28:00 PM LOL start up and finishing lines... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/15/2015 4:28:00 AM Just a fun write for the contest Judy - I need to smile at the moment lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Rachel Preston Date: 7/14/2015 5:15:00 PM love it LOL xx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/14/2015 5:35:00 PM aww thanks rachel - just a fun write for the contest but the 'where have you been all of my life' was used on me when I was about 18 by this bloke old enough to be my dad - my reply was ... well for the first 20 years I wasn't even born mate... he soon got the message lol:-)hugs jan xx

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