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Funny Boyfriend Poems

These Funny Boyfriend poems are examples of Boyfriend poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Boyfriend Funny poems written by international poets.

You came
Today I want to sing a song, 
To write an ode to...

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Categories: boyfriend, celebration, confidence, cute

Is This What Love Is
Those soft tendrils of skin grazing my being
Taking in my form whole
Accepting me as I was
Using me as I was

When did love turn to deceit...

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Categories: boyfriend, abuse, angst, anxiety, body,

Together Against to the Odds
Together Against the Odds

Though I may be poor,
My love for him is rich and pure,
She may have other boys in store,
But I know her heart...

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Categories: allusion, beautiful, boyfriend, break

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I’m chilling and doing homework tonight. Leaning into it.

Last night one of our suitemates (Julia) turned 21 - she’s barable. Not that we get carded...

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Categories: birthday, boyfriend, drink, school,

Premium Member Proverbial Love
I heard them say~love is blind,                   ...

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Categories: boyfriend, crazy, together, wind,

Premium Member funny
“It’s just a rough draft,”
he said with a laugh
but the joke is half epitaph.

I know I’ll regret it
this helping him edit
his thesis, this knife,
that will...

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Categories: boyfriend, leaving, obituary, romance,

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I would write, 
and draw... 
and make a card
every day, 
if I thought it would 
lesson the distance between us
by only an inch. 
I would...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: boyfriend, angel, forgiveness, freedom, friend,

To The Future man in my Life
There are a few things you should know about me. 
Firstly you must work to earn my trust, I can no longer hand it out...

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Categories: abuse, boyfriend, feelings, love,

Premium Member The Yellowish Canary
There was a carney, I knew as Larry.
He lived with a knife thrower, named Sherry.
Sherry loved her yellowish canary,
and trusted it’s care while gone to...

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© Bill Baker  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: boyfriend, funny, girlfriend, life,

Everyday is the same
My brains been racin trying to illuminate this  distribution of what feels like corn flakes but **** I'm God damn bored mate, nothing to...

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© Sky Dionne  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: anxiety, art, boyfriend, funny

Premium Member afternoon engagements part 1
part 1 of 2

Annick (my 28 year old sister) came down to NYC, from Boston, for a day visit. It was one of those warm,...

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Categories: boyfriend, engagement, holiday, humor,

Premium Member Hurry, Frat Boy, Hurry
his date on her way
speed-tidying apartment ~
a royal pigsty

Date written:12/30/2021...

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Categories: boyfriend, funny love, home,

Premium Member Dont try this at home
I once had a boyfriend called Ronny
Who lit his own fart wasn’t funny
Flames flew in the air
Burning bum hair
So Ronny ran home to his mummy

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Categories: boyfriend, crazy,

Premium Member A Real Tall Texan
Mister hirsute and strong
   just felt totally wrong

The comedian was funny
   underneath not-so-sunny

A financier, short and stout
   his bulging...

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Categories: boyfriend, humorous,

Even Before You Think
Don't you know I've been eyeing you?
Even before your thoughts were revealed,
It was injected into my memory,
But fear squeezed my heart.

I understand the miles that...

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Categories: boyfriend, best friend, cute love,