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Funny Boyfriend Poems

These Funny Boyfriend poems are examples of Boyfriend poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Boyfriend Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member I think my boyfriend's Gay
The way he gazes at the moon, 
Doesn't quite feel right; every day he has a different tune. 
I envy his starlight, the perfect fit...

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Categories: boyfriend, fantasy, funny love,



since you left
at first it was unbearable i must admit
i wanted to stay home, i told my mom i felt sick
i understand now why they say time...

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Categories: absence, bereavement, boyfriend, heartbreak,

Saboteur
If you're not a well-paid saboteur
You should look into the job
List me as a reference on your resume
And on the day I get the call
I'll...

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Categories: anger, betrayal, boyfriend, break

Premium Member Gormless Sue Part two

I once told a story about my 
Ex-girlfriend Gormless Sue
Well that was part one
And this is part two

Gormless Sue had a farm
She lived in a...

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© Peter Dome  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: anger, boyfriend, community, confusion,

Premium Member Cupidity
The Lord’s Prayer in sign language is so beautiful 
It’s like a fuchsia finger ballet in blue ocean air waves
If you do watch this display...

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Categories: black love, boyfriend, break



Premium Member Butterfly Kisses
You told me I belong to you
That you know I love you true
But darling I’m not a succulent plant
What’s a chocolate woman to do

Love is...

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Categories: angst, boyfriend, break up,

Premium Member My Dearest Boyfriend
My dearest boyfriend asked me what I like
I said, just a new apple mac book, Mike
At nearby mall there he went
And his money were all...

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© Len Gasun  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: boyfriend, care, funny, love,

Love Again
In the galaxy of regret and longing,
A wish called smiling love.
Time passes, I have stretched out my hands
To restore the bond from separation....

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Categories: baby, best friend, boyfriend,

Premium Member Diagnosing
If you had one year of love,
and then you had to say adios,
should you be glad or morose?

Sure, if it ends, it’s not what I’d...

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Categories: addiction, boyfriend, friendship, funny

Premium Member Ak
The first time you kissed me it was a surprise, I wasn’t ready.
It was a sneak attack, funny ‘cause they say the girl ‘always knows.’
I...

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Categories: boyfriend, fate, humor, love,

Premium Member Unbefitting
I was drawn to you, from the first instant
something about you aroused my senses
a message unspoken, and insistent
that could somehow bypass my defenses.

I couldn’t show...

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Categories: boyfriend, emotions, feelings, poetry,

You Came
Today I want to sing a song, 
I write an ode to sunny days , to love .
To you and your translucent ways,
Cause like you...

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Categories: boyfriend, celebration, confidence, cute

Is This What Love Is
Those soft tendrils of skin grazing my being
Taking in my form whole
Accepting me as I was
Using me as I was

When did love turn to deceit...

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Categories: boyfriend, abuse, angst, anxiety, body,

Together Against To the Odds
Together Against the Odds

Though I may be poor,
My love for her is rich and pure,
She may have other boys in store,
But I know her heart...

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Categories: allusion, beautiful, boyfriend, break

Premium Member Tiktok Songs - Part 1
I’m chilling and doing homework tonight. Leaning into it.

Last night one of our suitemates (Julia) turned 21 - she’s barable. Not that we get carded...

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Categories: birthday, boyfriend, drink, school,


Book: Reflection on the Important Things