Funny Boyfriend Poems

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“I don’t understand you.” She, with pandled lips and gaze forlorn,
While I, becrimbled, sought to straff my meaning, bonsting ever stronger....

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I once told a story about my 
Ex-girlfriend Gormless Sue
Well that was part one
And this is part two

Gormless Sue had a farm
She lived in a...

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The Lord’s Prayer in sign language is so beautiful 
It’s like a fuschia finger ballet in blue ocean air waves
If you do watch this display...

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You told me I belong to you
That you know I love you true
But darling I’m not a succulent plant
What’s a chocolate woman to do

Love is...

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There was a carney, I knew as Larry.
He lived with a knife thrower, named Sherry.
Sherry loved her yellow canary,
and trusted its care while gone to...

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My dearest boyfriend asked me what I like
I said, just a new apple mac book, Mike
At nearby mall there he went
And his money were all...

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In the galaxy of regret and longing,
A wish called smiling love.
Time passes, I have stretched out my hands
To restore the bond from separation....

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If you had one year of love,
and then you had to say adios,
should you be glad or morose?

Sure, if it ends, it’s not what I’d...

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The first time you kissed me it was a surprise, I wasn’t ready.
It was a sneak attack, funny ‘cause they say the girl ‘always knows.’
I...

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I was drawn to you, from the first instant
something about you aroused my senses
a message unspoken, and insistent
that could somehow bypass my defenses.

I couldn’t show...

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Today I want to sing a song, 
I write an ode to sunny days , to love .
To you and your translucent ways,
Cause like you...

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Those soft tendrils of skin grazing my being
Taking in my form whole
Accepting me as I was
Using me as I was

When did love turn to deceit...

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Together Against the Odds

Though I may be poor,
My love for her is rich and pure,
She may have other boys in store,
But I know her heart...

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I’m chilling and doing homework tonight. Leaning into it.

Last night one of our suitemates (Julia) turned 21 - she’s barable. Not that we get carded...

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I heard them say~love is blind,                   ...

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