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a humorous bell curve of boyfriend qualities

The Boyfriend Bell Curve

So
hot
cute
smart
cuddly
dances
attentive
seductive
accessible
Sympatico
intoxicating
mesmerizing
college bound
straightforward
smart as a whip
eager to please
always on time
100% truthful
pleasurable
enthralling
incredible
orgasmic
funniest
gentle
sweet
sexy
soft
fun
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Michael Avatar
July 5, 2020 at 10:55 AM
A chip with that information may be available for future boyfriends...Well done
Vionet Avatar
July 5, 2020 at 11:57 AM
HA! *calling Best Buy*
Leffanta Avatar
July 4, 2020 at 1:25 PM
Clever girl! I hope you get extra credit for this! Aloha! Rico
Vionet Avatar
July 4, 2020 at 1:28 PM
Thank you Rico =]
Gondolf Avatar
July 4, 2020 at 12:08 PM
Very clever, Anais, I like your creativity. Nicely done. John
Vionet Avatar
July 4, 2020 at 1:28 PM
Thank you John =]
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