My Pinged Pong

My eager man bought me a wee thong which I put on to best get along but rubbing bugging attacks soon whacked my fore and aft crack. My pinged pong found his dingdonged thong wrong.

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Date: 9/9/2019 6:36:00 PM
Hello CayCay, I agree with with Harry Horseman. Have a nice evening my friend.
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Date: 8/9/2019 4:47:00 AM
Not only funny but also very clever, love it.
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Date: 8/8/2019 7:56:00 PM
did you ever see my soupmail? I am better now. Slowly progessing, sometimes setbacks, but feeling positive.
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Date: 8/8/2019 7:55:00 PM
haha, this is so whimsical and silly that I quite enjoyed it!! (I answered you about my contact lenses if you want to go read my answer there)
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Date: 8/8/2019 2:17:00 PM
You made me laugh till tears run down my cheeks, a cheeky, cute poem CayCay with such truths - as we get 'more mature' ! This is going to win for sure Love and hugs, Jenn.
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Date: 8/7/2019 9:54:00 AM
Haha...Nicely done CayCay..
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Date: 8/7/2019 8:48:00 AM
this one had me in stitches, it's hilarious Cay Cay, good luck in the contest :) hugs
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Date: 8/7/2019 8:14:00 AM
LOL! Giggles galore. Good luck in the contest! xomo
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Date: 8/7/2019 2:16:00 AM
Haha ,love the humour CayCay, good luck. Tom
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Date: 8/7/2019 2:07:00 AM
OMG CayCay this is 'hilari-arse' so so funny I wish I'd thought of it!:-) adding this to my faves lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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CayCay Jennings
Date: 8/10/2019 9:21:00 PM
I was so worried that my thong limerick sucked but praise from you eliminated my doubts. You know that to me you are the limerick queen. I can't thank you enough, dear, dear Jan! And you faved it!!! Never thought I'd write a favable limerick in my life. You are very, very good to me. Poetry hugs ... CayCay
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Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 8/7/2019 8:14:00 AM
LOL!
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