Best Woozy Poems

Four legs quiver
like clumsy cabrioles
striking smooth gray rivers
of zig-zag sidewalk barrios
in rhythm with happy shivers
syncopated on a muffled drum
as we talk and stroll

On our way
hand-in-hand
we...

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Aunt Ethel said to Uncle Fred,
Let’s attempt the starfish in bed,
Old Ethel insisted,
Till Fred’s back got twisted,
They best stick to sleeping instead!

Original poem by Jan...

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Was as thin as a scarecrow, Though he had no straw hat
Though he thought himself as decent, no one else had thought that 
He was...

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Well if it isn’t the Italian Princess herself! I just KNEW we’d finally meet. It must be our:
Karma,
Charma
(Whatcha say we…Ow! Look, you left a mark)

I...

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~It Was One Of Those Mornings Contest~
Sponsor: Sara Kendrick

Stanza I

Nauseous and dizzy first thing in the morning,
this baby was conceived without any warning!
I smell coffee...

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Dragon ran excitedly, into my family room.
He’d been out all day, doing what was anyone’s guess.
He claimed he needed money, a thousand dollar loan;
It was...

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Written: August 25, 2023
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Midnight's Ink unveils,
Loneliness penned in moonlight~
Silent confidant.

Revealing secrets,
Ink bleeds, bares my deepest thoughts~
Moon, my only friend.

Midnight's sparkling dance
Moon glimmers, sea shimmers bright~
Wave...

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Dr Doom: Well Reed, we meet again, and excuse me for putting your dear ex to sleep, or she'd use her powers to conjure that...

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Sometimes an
Obsolete 
Old bulb inside him 
Flickers on 
And dimly lights 
His woozy thoughts 
And thirst to write
A song. 

Recall he's human, 
That's to say,...

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We can smile like a child who does not know yet many things,
In simple things he’s satisfied, showing his contented feelings.

We can smile like a...

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through dawn fuzzy haze
 soused in sunrise cointreau rays
 sits the woozy moon




 Viv Wigley July 4th 2015
(For contest 'Drunken moon' sponsored by SKAT A)...

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Fannie Strumpet is a flatulent floozy
With each wiggle her rump lets out a doozy
She blows out so much gas
Foul vapor from her a$$
It's asphyxiating and...

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"That also has a steep drop off the far side of Home Sweet Hell" said my soulless guide as he pointed in the direction of...

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The Bomber knifes right through your guard
You duck and weave, a bobbing loon
Contentious crashing, bodies scarred
His lightning fists cradle your doom

Twelve timeless rounds against the...

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the silence almost too heavy for my woozy body.
outside, kissing a cigarette, "goodnight",
i scuffled through the neighborhood. it was so quiet.
once i stopped moving, stopped...

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