Best Woozy Poems

All aboard the conductor roared
Gripping the puce spruced rolling caboose
At starboard some people snored
While shaking loose foul gastric juice
But to port was a snort
From a piebald plump pig doing a jig
Only to thwart a one legged dwarf
From kissing a prig with a long twisty wig
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In this boozy woozy world we spin,
Where cares are shed and laughter's win.
Let's do the boozy woozy dance,
A carefree sway, a happy trance.

The rhythm calls, the music plays,
Forget the woes of yesterday.
Let bodies bump and spirits soar,
In this boozy woozy world we adore.

Tipsiness takes hold,...

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I don't question
my presence in a Jacuzzi
with a girlfriend of a friend,
or why my ex-wife's sister
is now a soapy fingered hand-maiden.

All day I keep adjusting my mask
while secretly watching that hot tub dream
as it plays-on
on the tip of every nerve ending.

I so wanted to sink...

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white corals around
landscapes sparkle in pure white ---
adder snakes creep on creepers 

white furs and sponges 
ornament the environs ---
white fox innocently blinks 

10 January 2023...

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