Best Toilet Roll Poems
Below are the all-time best Toilet Roll poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of toilet roll poems written by PoetrySoup members
Categories:
toilet roll, allegory, allusion, color, cute,
Form:
Monoku
Make Do and MendMake Do and Mend,
Years ago we had jobs
We had fun and money in our pocket
Things were much better then
Once you could go out the door
And...
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Categories:
toilet roll, community,
Form:
Verse
From My Lips To Santas EarsThere's something I'd like Santa, may I ask,
I don't want lots of presents, just this one,
delivery won't be an easy task
so do the rest, leave...
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Categories:
toilet roll, christmas, humor,
Form:
Crown of Sonnets
Ode To ImodiumOh, Imodium,
Constipator of my colon,
Immobilizer of my bowel;
You make it possible
For me to leave
The house and take
A long walk...
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Categories:
toilet roll, funny, silly,
Form:
Free verse
Don'T Sweat the Small ThingsDid you rinse your plate after dinner?
pull the covers back when you got up.
Leave the empty toilet roll on the rack,
Or rinse the tea residue...
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Categories:
toilet roll, family, marriage, relationship,
Form:
Quatrain
The Art of Writing Poo-Etry For John LawlessThe art of writing pooetry for John lawless
I never know when I’ll write poo-etry
So I keep a pen and paper with me
If inspired when I...
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Categories:
toilet roll, humorous, poetry,
Form:
Rhyme
By Your Own DesignThe first year you pledged your love for me
Then we became friends with benefits
Now you look in my eyes and say you feel “empty”
After four...
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Categories:
toilet roll, angst, lost love, time,
Form:
Rhyme
Lockdown Nothing To Do But Catch Up and Write About It SlamWith the world in lockdown
What is left to do ?
But log onto soup
And write about it
It's a sorry state of affairs
In solitary confinement
Such as...
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Categories:
toilet roll, slam,
Form:
Free verse
LoversLove has no limits as we grow older
Excitement's a spice rack and toilet roll holder
We bought from the shop down the road
Comfortable in silence together...
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Categories:
toilet roll, age, fun, love,
Form:
Tail-rhyme
An Annoying Troll - Children StoryA troll followed me home one day,
Looking to bring me down.
I told it I didn’t want to play,
To go dig a great deep hole,
Roll its...
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Categories:
toilet roll, conflict,
Form:
Rhyme
Couplet-19Two metres apart
Is where we start
Then self-isolate
Before it’s too late
Wash your hands
Else virus expands
Using PPE
Helps safety
Society shut
We all stay put
Food shops empty
Used to be plenty
No...
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Categories:
toilet roll, health, war, world,
Form:
Couplet
Stuck FastI’ve picked at it, tore at it
Pulled it with my teeth
My mouth filled up with nibbled bits
Which gave me loads of grief
I had to...
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Categories:
toilet roll, anger, angst,
Form:
Rhyme
Joan of ArkJoan Of Ark
Noah was a geyser, a bible kind of guy
Wouldn’t take no messing from a vicious gospel sky
He’d got the nod from Mr God...
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Categories:
toilet roll, animal, bible, gospel, rain,
Form:
Rhyme
CoronaFrom China, Covid-19 its name,
Travelled west, and here it came.
Affecting many, making them ill.
It’s one purpose, seeming to kill.
Coughing, spreading,...
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Categories:
toilet roll, death, fear, health, scary,
Form:
Blank verse
My Pet Hates - Lavatory HumourSome guys sprinkle when they have a tinkle
and spurt wee wee all over the floor
Then they leave the lavatory seat up
these two actions I simply...
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Categories:
toilet roll, body,
Form:
Rhyme