An Annoying Troll - Children Story

A troll followed me home one day,
Looking to bring me down.
I told it I didn’t want to play,
To go dig a great deep hole,
Roll its little soul into the black hole.
It didn't matter where I went
It just wouldn't go away.
The troll climbed up the phone pole
Stuck its drooling tongue out and scolded.
I had troll in my soup bowl,
Troll in my egg-roll,
Troll my keyhole,
Troll in my buttonhole,
Troll in my toilet roll,
Troll in my toilet bowl.
It followed me to school and crawled
Into my cubbyhole.
It followed me to the barber shop
Sat on top of the barber's pole.
It followed me on my date
Sat between me and my date.

I finally decided I was going to get control,
Ignored the troll and foiled its day,
Until one day it got bored
And  slithered away.

3/12/2021

Children Story

Copyright © | Year Posted 2021



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Date: 3/15/2021 6:11:00 PM
Really enjoyed! A fun poem ~ Mala
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Date: 3/15/2021 12:14:00 PM
That was a troll nobody would extol. Enjoyed the read.
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Date: 3/13/2021 5:23:00 PM
Whew! What an obnoxious troll, glad you got rid of it. A fun read.
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Date: 3/13/2021 1:52:00 AM
Very cute and funny, Eve:) glad it went away finally:)
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Date: 3/12/2021 7:32:00 PM
You did, in time, discover the only proper way to handle any/all annoying trolls, and I'm sure your cleverly instructive (and gleefully taunting) piece will cause at least some others to slither away. I enjoyed reading this.
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Date: 3/12/2021 3:45:00 PM
very imaginative!! It had to be a really tiny troll in the TP!!
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Date: 3/12/2021 12:51:00 PM
Funny! Go away, Troll!
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Date: 3/12/2021 12:05:00 PM
Ugh. How disgusting. And, difficult to deal with. You have aptly described it. Thanks for sharing.
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Date: 3/12/2021 10:51:00 AM
Thank God it missed your Email! Aloha! Rico
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Date: 3/12/2021 4:45:00 AM
Where are the Three Billy Goats Gruff when you need them....
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Date: 3/12/2021 1:49:00 AM
Lol, best idea, ignore them, they crave attention. Hope you're well Eve. Tom
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Date: 3/11/2021 11:05:00 PM
Cute and funny. I saw some film with a troll but cannot recall the name.
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