Stuck Fast

I’ve picked at it, tore at it
Pulled it with my teeth
My mouth filled up with nibbled bits
Which gave me loads of grief 

I had to rinse and gargle
With diluted chlorine bleach
Every time its just the same
Success seems out of reach

It’s like another groundhog day
It’s never any better 
Well this time is the final time
I’m gonna write a letter 

They say a job ain’t finished
’til the paperwork is done
I chuck this one across the room 
And try another one

I’m trying hard to calm myself
But feel my anger grow
Someone needs to tell me
’cause I really need to know...

Whoever has a job
Where their single daily goal
Is gluing down the the first ten sheets
Of every toilet roll



26 June 2021
Contest: Let Er Rip #3
Sponsor: John Lawless
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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Radice Avatar
July 12, 2021 at 1:51 AM
You let it rip OK. :) Excellent Terry. Cheers - Gary
Balasubramanian Avatar
July 11, 2021 at 10:59 AM
Laughed aloud after reading the end. You penned your frustration beautifully. Congratulations on your well deserved trophy win.
Flood Avatar
July 11, 2021 at 3:23 PM
Thanks, Rama. Glad you enjoyed. Terry
Kauffman Avatar
July 11, 2021 at 8:54 AM
Wiity in its truth Terry! It's like getting the ribbon off of a present! Congratulations on your win!
Flood Avatar
July 11, 2021 at 10:41 AM
Thanks Sam. It seems to be a universal truth, that if something is meant to be unwrapped... it ain’t having none of it! Terry
Goldsmith Avatar
July 11, 2021 at 8:26 AM
Congratulations on your win. What a cute story/write. The ending was priceless. Enjoy your win/Sunday with blessings..............
Flood Avatar
July 11, 2021 at 8:54 AM
Thanks, Paula. Really glad you enjoyed. Terry
Alex Avatar
July 11, 2021 at 7:40 AM
I’m trying hard to calm myself But feel my anger grow Well written. Congratulations!
Flood Avatar
July 11, 2021 at 8:45 AM
Thank you, Christuraj (or should that be Alex?). Glad you enjoyed. Terry
Lawless Avatar
July 11, 2021 at 7:18 AM
...and following the toilet paper rush of the Covid panic I have about 200 rolls aging in the basement......Great job and a unique take on the contest theme.
Flood Avatar
July 11, 2021 at 8:53 AM
I’m totally gobsmacked... but grateful for my first place in your contest. I thought, if the big man smiles down on me, I might sneak an honorary mention, so I’m chuffed as nuts. Thanks (you excellent judge you) ;-) Terry
Leffanta Avatar
June 27, 2021 at 10:28 AM
WELL done! Enjoyed!
Flood Avatar
June 27, 2021 at 11:18 AM
Thanks, Rico. Glad you liked. Terry
Cunningham Avatar
June 27, 2021 at 4:09 AM
Lol, so frustrating especially one handed. Tom
Flood Avatar
June 27, 2021 at 11:23 AM
Blimey, one handed would be like something off of The Krypton Factor (all the youngster say... The What?). Thanks, Tom. Terry
Marcum Wong Avatar
June 26, 2021 at 6:16 PM
One of life‘s little irritations that you have managed to make a very entertaining poem from my friend. A great contest entry! Thank you so much for your kind words about my son Rob. Blessings xxoo
Flood Avatar
June 27, 2021 at 11:28 AM
Thankyou Connie. Glad you enjoyed. From your description of Rob, he was a special kind of guy, so you are more than welcome. Terry
Hankins Avatar
June 26, 2021 at 5:06 PM
Oh, how I love this, Terry, because it is one of my pet peeves, too! Well-written, I might add!
Flood Avatar
June 27, 2021 at 11:33 AM
Hi Milt. With so many observational comedians around I’m astounded none (that I’ve seen) have covered this issue. We have a comic by the name of Rhod Gilbert who does a routine about TOG ratings. It’s brilliant... I’d love him to deal with the great loo roll conspiracy. Terry
Rodrigues Avatar
June 26, 2021 at 4:48 PM
Last stanza priceless
Flood Avatar
June 27, 2021 at 11:34 AM
Sorry if the rest of it was rubbish... ha ha... only kidding. Glad you enjoyed, Kim. Terry
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