Stuck Fast

I’ve picked at it, tore at it Pulled it with my teeth My mouth filled up with nibbled bits Which gave me loads of grief I had to rinse and gargle With diluted chlorine bleach Every time its just the same Success seems out of reach It’s like another groundhog day It’s never any better Well this time is the final time I’m gonna write a letter They say a job ain’t finished ’til the paperwork is done I chuck this one across the room And try another one I’m trying hard to calm myself But feel my anger grow Someone needs to tell me ’cause I really need to know... Whoever has a job Where their single daily goal Is gluing down the the first ten sheets Of every toilet roll 26 June 2021 Contest: Let Er Rip #3 Sponsor: John Lawless