The Art of Writing Poo-Etry For John Lawless

The art of writing pooetry for John lawless I never know when I’ll write poo-etry So I keep a pen and paper with me If inspired when I sit on the loo Toilet roll can prove so handy too! My writing it looks like a spider who’s drunk on strong apple cider I may strain when I use a long word Oh yippee I see word rhymes with turd! I can class myself as a poop poet my poems are ‘dire ere' and I know it! But I try to bring some fun your way and sometimes get Poo et of the day! 12/8/18

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Date: 12/11/2018 11:36:00 PM
Poo et of the Day! I love it Jan! Lol : )
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Date: 12/10/2018 9:12:00 PM
Precious, Jan. A moo-ving experience!! Season's best, Gerrshon
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Jan Allison
Date: 12/11/2018 2:58:00 PM
lol Gershon:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/10/2018 1:20:00 PM
Inspiration moves in many ways!
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Jan Allison
Date: 12/10/2018 3:50:00 PM
ha ha ha love that comment:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/8/2018 9:22:00 PM
You're hilarious, Jan, and have an ability to poke fun at yourself while entertaining those around you. Just love your "poo-etry," dear. I'd say, "You're on a roll," but you'd probably head to the loo -- Hugs, Carolyn
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Date: 12/9/2018 4:23:00 AM
I make fin of myself for sure but also write on health issues with hu our sprinkled in, it can make a serious subje t fun but also educational too:-) the rest of the stuff is just poop lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/8/2018 8:28:00 PM
Hi Jan, I agree with them below, you are on a roll with your poo-etry writes. However I must say your ink is versatile. You can write about anything.Whether its about poo, humour , matters of the heart or sad.PS, this was really funny:-) Alexis
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Date: 12/9/2018 4:21:00 AM
Lol alexis:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/8/2018 6:13:00 PM
LOL "ON a roll" well if you writing on a roll, then you are, so funny!!!!
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Date: 12/8/2018 6:32:00 PM
I ha e my crown and no one will take it art lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/8/2018 3:57:00 PM
You're on a ROLL Jan, you've BRUSHed all the competition to one side.lol.
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Date: 12/8/2018 6:31:00 PM
Competition for my poop crown is very stiff, i won't take it sitting down lol hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/8/2018 1:18:00 PM
Boy, one might say..This really stinks..lol Funny , humorous and witty, Jan. Love it...hugs // Charlie xx
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Date: 12/8/2018 6:29:00 PM
Thanks charles:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/8/2018 1:16:00 PM
A little loo humor never hurt. Reads like a good contender for the contest. As I sit here inhaling the aroma of chicken boiling on the stove. RX from Vet only feed the Chihuahua boiled chicken breast and rice. Sara
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Date: 12/8/2018 6:28:00 PM
Thanks sara:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/8/2018 12:12:00 PM
So, Jan...If your face is turning blue, it means you're still pushing through, another big doo doo before you sigh, "Whew." I apologize for the bathroom humor and now I'll walk away with toilet tissue on my shoe.
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Date: 12/8/2018 12:25:00 PM
Lol lin:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/8/2018 11:47:00 AM
" Poo et of the day" Good one...
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Date: 12/8/2018 12:23:00 PM
Thanks arturo:-) hugs Jan xx
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