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Ode to Imodium

Oh, Imodium, Constipator of my colon, Immobilizer of my bowel; You make it possible For me to leave The house and take A long walk in the Countryside, without Having to remember To pack Toilet roll And a small trowel.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014




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Date: 12/23/2017 8:36:00 AM
Now this is funny!
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Date: 3/2/2014 12:16:00 PM
Fabulous write had me chuckling Jan x P.S a poopa scoop or nappy bag would also be useful lol
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Date: 2/18/2014 8:28:00 PM
Alex, A nice warm WELCOME to poetry soup. I hope you enjoy the community, as I did when I first join the soup March 2010. You will find many friendly poets, who ready to take you under the their wings, and support and offer any kind of feedback. I will be around to help you grow with the community, if you like. I look forward to meeting and reading any poems or smiles you offer. :) :) :) We are one big happy family. (Drama & Love) ~ Take Care!! From: your new poet friend @-> LINDA <-@ ,
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Date: 2/12/2014 9:07:00 AM
Do you think it works better than Kaopectate? Welcome to the site. I know you will like it here.
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Date: 2/10/2014 4:13:00 AM
- Warm welcome to PoetrySoup,Alex- I choose your first great ode poem - hope you will write many poem in the future- Hope you will be satisfied with our "soup family" - we are many .. but has plenty of room for you too- PoetrySoup Rule1: Be kind and keep PoetrySoup a haven. PoetrySoup is a drama free zone(Comment on the poetry of others and they will comment on yours.) Thank you posted your words and thoughts here, I want to come back to read more another day. - oxox // Anne-Lise :)
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Alex Frankel
Date: 2/10/2014 5:18:00 PM
thanks very much for the welcome!
Date: 2/9/2014 5:38:00 PM
lol, what an Ode. . I carry a roll in my purse always. Alex, , :) , Stopping by with a nice, sweet Welcome to Poetry Soup. I will find much delight, in reading and in time become familiar with your way of writing. But, for the mean time, I will greet you with the same smile, other poets passed when I first join the soup 4 years ago. I wish you the best when it comes to your poems. I hope you get to meet all the nice poets around here. Starting with me. SKAT :-) Please drop a hello and tell me a little about yourself if you like. I would like to be your newest poetry soup "FRIEND". Hugs* SKAT
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Alex Frankel
Date: 2/10/2014 5:18:00 PM
thanks for the welcome :) cheers, Alex