Best Snorts Poems

Have you noticed lately, the shorter the shorts
The broader men's smiles and the louder their snorts
Disgusting say what?
But quite hot to trot
Controlled by their lower regions with grunts of all sorts...

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Have you noticed lately, the shorter the shorts
The broader men's smiles and the louder their snorts
Disgusting say what?
Quite hot to trot
Uncontrollable lower regions utter grunts of all sorts...

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To date the snorthog
has only been seen
late at night in the bedroom
disturbing me and my dreams
first he hogs the bedclothes
then snorts up a storm
while I lie awake
counting sheep
trying to keep warm
but before I become
a grumbly old grouch
there is yet one solution
have him sleep on the...

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