Best Snoring Poems

noise pollution
breaking night's silence...
sleepless hours

a roaring engine...
beside me
my snoring wife

a ticking clock
competing with...
the snoring sound

who will win?
let me see...
sleepless judge...

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Now don't you be complaining that I snore
when you be the one sounding like a chainsaw
cause of you I toss and turn every night
pull the covers up outta sheer fright

While you be sleeping like a loud log
I feel like stuffing yo mouth with a cod
but...

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When Cyris snored it shook the house piers,
Reducing his wife to constant tears,
At wits end she put a peg on his nose
To stop where the emanating air noise grows,
But unfortunately it blew off both of his ears....

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There he is sitting atop my favorite comforter and upon my king-sized beige recliner. He thinks he is the king of the universe, my little dog named Sunny. He often rests there for hours and most days you can't ignore the chain-saw sound coming from...

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Just take a look outside my window
And see what you can see
Green hills, trees and radio masts
Not such a pretty sight to see

A dockyard full of busy cranes
And at the station trains and yet more trains
Flat upon flat climbing high
Up and up till they reach...

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Dinosaurs snoring
Will their end, be our own rife…
Rip Van winkles clue

Written for


Sponsor S K A T * 
Contest Name Dinosaurs~ HAIKU...

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... clouds swirl overhead

         sundown bleeds a flaming red

         alone, snores my bed ......

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moon gleams the white teeth
flowers my lonely desolated heart jumps
reverberates with the rise

the bright luminary moon
timorous golden light forlorn
snake moves the caves empty

new soils fragrance of mud
rainy night intoxicated drunk poet
love sleeps on earth snoring...

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~While I nodded nearly sleeping my snores was hurt all around the house the family knew I was alive and breathing~


11/16/20
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2020...

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Ageing retainer
losing hearing
and codependent consciousness
in this silent sacred season
snoring snowy wonder

A winterish hibernating memory,
Dreams of globally peaceful slumber
resolving GoldenRules 
engaging compassionately personal 
political powering plunder
and mortal offending self-righteousness

Getting mine
while I still can

Revisiting now absent win/win sensory Spring
of outdoor lusty,
wildly crusty
sacred wonder
as I snow-bound 
OldMan wander
into...

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Pounding, drenching, teeming rain 
Is coming down so fast
The flowers on my brand-new mum
Are gone; I’d hoped they’d last.

The downpours seem to alternate
With lulls of less intent
But don’t be fooled - the pace will soon
Renew our discontent.

Some places have tornado scares;
For us, some floods may...

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Two friends went on a weekend tour
All night one of them did snore …grrrrrr
The other sat up
She could not put up
She murmured “What awful bore!”…rrrrr

Nov.18.2022
A Fun Holiday Limerick
Syllables- 8-8-5-5-8 ( HMS )

Sponsor- Tania Kitchin...

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I’ve worked hard, my muscles are sore.
It’s hard to sleep because I snore.
She said, “it’s time, I’ll have no more,
To the couch”, she evened the score.

Don’t think bad of her, she was right.
After all this was the third straight night.
I had the chance to save...

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On the top floor of Smidget’s, you could stay, if you paid,
‘Twas a clean-running place, now, so don’t be dismayed…
‘Twas up there, I’d a run-in with one of the boys,
For his snoring and mumbling had made quite a noise…

“I’ve no wish to fight you,” the...

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Oh my Grandpa dear-he had just one big beer.                                    ...

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