Snoring Battle Rap

Now don't you be complaining that I snore when you be the one sounding like a chainsaw cause of you I toss and turn every night pull the covers up outta sheer fright While you be sleeping like a loud log I feel like stuffing yo mouth with a cod but you'd probably just spit it out get back to making weird noises with yo mouth One night I thought I was dreaming remember when I woke up hysterical screaming thought I heard an elephant roar but it turned out it was just one of yo snores So how can you complain that I even snore since you fall asleep soon as my slippers hit the floor for awhile you be my mister pillow mellow fellow but few minutes later be hearing a very loud whale like bellow I got an idea to get me some earplugs as I can't sweep yo zoo snores under the rug and if that don't help and I can still hear then yo be off to the couch way over there! 6-2-18