Best Smutty Poems
Slippery Sam the SerpentSlippery Sam the serpent sang songs.
About sexy slitherers in thongs.
The tunes were quite crass.
Cause thongs up their ... .
Let's face it, that just never belongs.
My apologies for being smutty. I think my mind is rotting....
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Categories:
smutty, society,
Form:
Limerick
Night InvadersIt rained on and on.
the fire in the hearth
had long died out.
hunger grew,
frustration raged.
vultures swooped down
to feed on flesh in the night
half willing, half resenting,
surrendered, rather subdued,
desire spilled over,
bristles pricking
from organ to organ
thrusting and tearing
devouring in greedy gulp
waves surged past the log
passion spent,
hunger...
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Categories:
smutty, abuse, animal, body, fate,
Form:
Free verse
Nudge Nudge - Wink Wink[Title changed from ‘Double Talk’ as I’ve
used that title before]
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This was the place that he’d chosen to go
They do a great starter of avocado
Everyone...
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Categories:
smutty, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Mother AfricaReflections
Perchance refractions
On mirror of civilization
Unveiling deep furrows-
Nausea of despair!
Ugly shadows of innocence
Haphazard ruins
Harbingers to Africa.
Mother Africa
Unleash black juju
Denounce anaemic gods and
Sing blues to negritude
Dream with Senghor
continental dreams
Dreams individual-
Like Nkrumah
A touristo blackano!
And African huts
Where come rains
To water our negritude
Come clouds
To hide our wrecks, rubble.
Robbed of...
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Categories:
smutty, africa,
Form:
Free verse
Just Horsing Aroundsue spread her legs wide
when mounting the wild stallion
oh your smutty mind!
SexyKu Contest
Sponsored by Richard Lamoureux
5, 7, 5 CHECKED WITH HOW MANY SYLLABLES
02~19~17...
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Categories:
smutty, horse, humorous, sensual, sexy,
Form:
Haiku
Temptation Triggers, Cowritten With Casarah Nancepouring
sexy velvet origins
ignoring
delicacies begging please
forming
mold and fashion flesh driven sins
storing
homemade ***** potion remedies
preparing
visual nude food female medicines
exploring
the view from subdued dirty knees
erotic deep massage sensualities
high flame temptation recipes
lust concoction cream filling candies
who is the bondage sandman
complying to your delectable submissive fantasies
audacious
lacy lingerie masked peep show
courageous
breath...
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Categories:
smutty, art, desire, lust, sexy,
Form:
Rhyme
Self Scorched Selflesslysuns smutty shadow still
symphonically shouting silently
self scorched selflessly
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March 2011
Hitendra Mehta
For Members Contest - "Alliterative Haiku" by Chris D. Aechtner
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Categories:
smutty, nature
Form:
Haiku
Your Querencia and Why Your Not QuittingCould you imagine,
A face like that?
Created by the face of an angel
And modeled like fashion
For the damned and deceased.
A respected locksmith,
Drunk on insomnia and aging,
Kissing the pavement
With bare and busied feet.
The Brazilian beauty
Who prides herself as
The representative of blushing.
The one who catches the bouquet
By chance...
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Categories:
smutty, adventure, allegory, angst, life,
Form:
Free verse
LosersLOSERS
If there’s something I can’t stand it’s all the losers around -
And man, there’s a ship-load of ‘em out there, having a ball.
Amazing how the world gets by when so many surround
Us as useless passengers. Not really pulling their weight at all.
You see...
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Categories:
smutty, philosophy, me, autumn, me,
Form:
Quatrain
Cucumber PhilosophyCUCUMBER PHILOSOPHY
Don’t smile, frown or in any way express emotion
Just gotta lie here and keep straight, green, stiff and shiny
Soldier cucumber on parade, dressed left with all my buddies
On display, under inspection
Civilians admire - some even touch.
Pretty women hold...
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Categories:
smutty, funny,
Form:
Free verse
U-TurnU-turn
poem
Lionel Derbyshire
Death you swath
Out of the dark
You go everywhere
And bluff the hour
Bench your thirst
And slit your
Own throat
So you thirst no more
You horrid hire
Hold your hour
And turn around
Befall you wretch
And summon yourself
In your own smutty desire
Death you die.
Death you are dead
Vain , valid and blameless ..
You...
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Categories:
smutty, anger, courage, death, depression,
Form:
What Does God Have To Do With It?Drunken Smutty Teenager.
Burning Suicidal Angst.
Red Breast Ripped Open
In The Cold January Heat.
When Love Is Harsh.
When Love Quakes
Within This Presence.
When It's Burs Are Only Nibbling.
When It's Eating Out Our Ancestors
And Crumbling With The Asphalt.
Breaking And Entering.
Lapping Up The Crimson
Of A Bleeding Heart....
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Categories:
smutty, angst, love, teen, love,
Form:
Blank verse
Read All About ItREAD ALL ABOUT IT
Stories all of 100
years old
Bribery And
Blackmail
They have to be
retold
Definitions of words
have surely changed
as Kilts And Reefers
are now explained.
Two Kinds Of Success
stories
That Work Both Ways
Stealing From Cities
and the Faithful
Toby way
No Poison In The
Wallpaper
is History Rewritten
With A Humble Helper
and Powerful
Competition
Like a Scene In A
Play
The...
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Categories:
smutty, adventure, places, social, success,
Form:
ABC
Vulture Vulgarian
Speech of a drunken sailor,
muttering foul things ...
utterly gutter manure color
Filthy thoughts sent virus airborne,
dirty mind intimations tattooed on
She’s a vulture vulgarian —
Carcass breath
spreads her dead bosom infection
Unrefined manners, coarse habits
Crude behavior ill-defines
her pagan talk, smutty actions
Obscene gestures is this wench heifer’s...
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Categories:
smutty, identity, image, psychological, slam,
Form:
Burlesque
Life Is TerminalLife Is Terminal
By: Olivia Rodrigue
Though there is light ever present
It fades, flickers and is swallowed
Life passes in snippets and snapshots
moments and memories
heads full but hallowed
As people we are more than one person in life
we are us
we are we
we are friend, lover...
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Categories:
smutty, allusion, life, meaningful,
Form:
Free verse