Robert Johnson Poet Limerick

Slippery Sam the Serpent

Slippery Sam the serpent sang songs.
About sexy slitherers in thongs.
The tunes were quite crass.
Cause thongs up their ... .
Let's face it, that just never belongs.

My apologies for being smutty. I think my mind is rotting.

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Kim Rodrigues August 11, 2017 at 11:14 PM LOL!

Jack Horne January 29, 2015 at 4:42 PM LMAO - love it

Ana Espinola Collins January 28, 2015 at 9:50 PM Very witty and creative..enjoyed this one too! :) Ana

Arlene Smith January 24, 2015 at 4:40 PM Hardy harr harr!!!... Thanks for the giggles!.. Hugs.. Arlene

Paul Callus January 15, 2015 at 10:46 AM Hey! This is really funny! Like your sense of humour. Well done. // paul

Debra Squyres January 14, 2015 at 1:44 PM Had to giggle !! Funny limerick !!

Ilene Bauer January 12, 2015 at 7:44 PM ha! this is hilarious, robert! love it!

Andrea Dietrich January 12, 2015 at 6:48 PM wow, you have written a fantastic lmerick there, don't be afraid to say ass, either. It's not really a dirty word! this gets a FAVE.

Dorian Petersen Potter January 12, 2015 at 5:25 PM Very nice limerick Robert! Truly enjoyed dear friend .A 7 from me! Have a nice day! :) Love and hugs! xxoxoxx D.^0^<