Nudge Nudge - Wink Wink

[Title changed from ‘Double Talk’ as I’ve used that title before] ________ This was the place that he’d chosen to go They do a great starter of avocado Everyone ordered the same starter there And he'd always wink and say what a nice pear His girl said this could be a very nice date But please don’t be smutty or I’ll get irate The cafe was German, renowned for its wurst Each lady he liked he would take her there first Which allowed him to use a one liner or two Like I’m gonna get a hot sausage for you Again his date felt that she must speak her mind Speak dirty again and I’ll leave you behind As for desert, there was one choice to make She didn’t want ice cream so she ordered cake His choice of words might have upset his mother When he said I’d like a bit of the other His date said what is it you don’t understand Your double entendres are way out of hand Tell me she said, do you like horses He said I've been on a few riding courses Nowadays I stick to my trusty land-rover As I always struggled to get my leg over That’s it, she bellowed, your mind is too shady I only want you to treat me like a lady He said I get nervous, don’t know what to say She said lose the smut and you're doing okay Talk about family... or friends if you’d rather Okay he said... how’s your father