Best Slippery Poems


Premium Member A Slippery Day

Winter descended upon the prairie plain
Pelting the ground with freezing rain
Nipping, biting this cold morning air
Thin layers of ice coated everywhere

You get out on the road but don't step on the brake
That would be your biggest mistake
For it would make you slide and spin
This would start your heart pump'in within

The accidents, fender benders take there toll
Some cars or even semi's can roll
The roads become a treacherous place
You crawl like a turtle at a snails pace

You dread having to go out that day
Driving is dangerous they say
you get behind the wheel and pray
No one will back end you along the way

Premium Member Slippery Sloppery

A slippery sloppery slipping snail
Slithered slimed and slid on the floor
Feeling hurried harried hungry and helpless
As starlings screeched spiraled and saw
That slippery sloppery slipping snail
Who slithered slimed and slid on the floor
A fluttering of feathers fell frighteningly fast
Meant that slippery sloppery slipping snail
Who slithered slimed and slid was no more.

© DAW

Slippery Sam the Serpent

Slippery Sam the serpent sang songs.
About sexy slitherers in thongs.
The tunes were quite crass.
Cause thongs up their ... .
Let's face it, that just never belongs.

My apologies for being smutty. I think my mind is rotting.


Utopia's Slippery Slope Continuum

Utopia's Slippery Slope Continuum 

        Trees of pink snow bloom
     by the lake when Spring is full
           Young warriors dream

                          ...

               Old warriors walk
   Through dreamless trees of concrete 
                 Modernization 


3.8.2017©deborah burch

Premium Member Snowflakes

Snowflakes float
Whimsically on the wind
	Drift
		Soar
			Fall  
	Gentle merging of 
		Terrestrial elements 
Seeking 
	Cosmic order of
		Patterned perfection
Children frolic with Frosty 
	Making snowmen and 
		Snow angels
Snowflakes melt
	Swept aside by
Busy wipers on
	Sliding cars on
		Slippery roads
With dizzy drivers
	Seeking stars and
		Sparkling moonbeams
On lonely roads
	In lonely lives
		Where snowflakes fall
© Mel Gill  Create an image from this poem.

Slippery When Wet

SLIPPERY WHEN WET

Like The Bermuda Triangle trips, with disappearing blips, 
my heart stops beating, is fleeting, or else is gone.
No Black Hole deeper, steeper, my heart is not a keeper,
of the light sucked in by stellar wind, and played the pawn.
A Double Slit Experiment, arranged for our endearment, 
cannot decide to stay, or play, or leave before the dawn. 
I'm left holding Quicksilver, unsung song, that never lasts longer,
and always seeking, tweaking, what's gone wrong in moving on.
Like trying to find my car keys, I've left inside the deep freeze, 
this nebulous thing, a fling and sting, will insist I don't belong. 

Contest:Dancing with Discription 
Sponsor: Casarah Nance
Placed: HONORABLE MENTION
 
By Edlynn Nau 
© October 29, 2015
© Edlynn Nau  Create an image from this poem.


Slippery Slide

Slippery slide


An indigent man from Calcutta
Would bathe once a week in some butter
A slippery mistake
He walked over a grate
And forever was lost down the gutter

Premium Member Slippery Slopes

“Not down any drain!”
livid chef reprimands sous
fatberg prevention

Premium Member Slippery Wet Fish

There MUST be a reason for life to exist
To explain why we're thrilled by a passionate kiss
From our opposite sex
Or one from our ex
Or even one from a slippery wet fish

Slippery Floor Oo

Drip…			Drip…			Drip…
Don’t let the water drip on the floor or you will
Slip…			Slip…			Slip…

Drip…			Strip…			Drip…
Don’t let the water run or someone will
Trip…			Trip…			Trip…

Slippery Hope

Coz we're like two writers afraid of papers
Two singers with stage scares
Or maybe I am the mouth of the dog
If you're my tail
Around and round
I chase you to ground
And perhaps you're Shakespeare nervous of criticisms
And Poseidon's heir
With fear to sail
If love's enough and everything
Why can't it be our glue
Or help us sing
Until our second verse
Can at least lull our ending
You said it now and I can't help it
My walls were crumbling down
Your words were such wonder
And they left me hanging and tender
But we're two lovers
Afraid of holding tight
With their echoes that hovers
Shrouding shadows in our sight
And so together we can't be
Far apart like shores of sea

Blasted Bones Slippery Souls

horny toad
thorny road
download music
for lively bones

nobody knows
break glass with plastic stone
open toe broken phone
day old newborn soul

crusty milk bowls
itty-bitty silk flows
dabble with graffiti
on the city down low
grime gritty cold windy city
crime filthy bold chicago

exit on the intro
enter on the outro
dressed in the apparel
of a mighty big-headed pharaoh
a headdress nacho sombrero

kill two birds with one arrow
spill verbs like whistling sun sparrow
thrill nerds down to the bone marrow
does anyone care to tango
next to their own clone lone shadow

Sliding Down That Slippery Slope

i truly love all these grandiose
simpering individuals
who make up the media
i truly feel like they understand
the needs of the people
whilst running their mouths for an 
occupation
too much money moving about
the dead have become awakend
through the times of limp
minds
soggy sheet bag individuals
who do not deserve the title
of
individual
because of t.v., media 
too much time
therein
...
i see life on the new plane
i see me 
as i witness
the carwreck of you

are you ready for me?
i've taken a few 
for the team called
humans
i still remain

can you handle the truth?

The Stepping Stones

The bridge lay broken across the brook
perplexed, the traveler, long he stood
look at it as a stumbling block
the minute hand ticking in the clock
to find a way out of the tangle
decide to make a short ramble
to find whether he can step on stones
should be near ones and like clones
at last, he found a place nearby
where the stones lay each to each close by
it would be a balancing act
slip from a stone and fall flat
he must not wet his leather shoes
but the prospects lay dim without clues
he is about to give up the plan
when a bright idea in his brain cells sprang
he'd take off his shoes and hold in hand
place a foot on the slippery stand
for a while, he stops to wander
about his life and goals he ponders
like the stepping stones on the way
reach goals of life day by day

Premium Member Sloppy, Slippery Rock

(Parody of Hickory Dickory Dock)

Sloppy, slippery rock
The boy ran up the rock.
The rock shook once.
The boy ran down.
Sloppy, slippery rock

Sloppy, slippery rock
The boy ran up the rock.
The rock shook twice.
The boy ran down.
Sloppy, slippery rock

Sloppy, slippery rock
The boy ran up the rock.
The rock shook thrice.
The boy ran down.
Sloppy, slippery rock

Sloppy, slippery rock
The boy ran up the rock. 
The rock gave way.
The boy lost his sway.
Sloppy, slippery rock

May.15.2023

Mother Goose Grows Up Poetry Contest
Sponsor- Miranda Hawley

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