Best Rednecks Poems

Rednecks and roundabouts, they don't mix.
Don't try and fool us with your media tricks.
We drive around the back roads throwing bottles at signs.
Your roundabouts make us slow down or the ladies spill their wine...

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Rednecks 
Long time ago when a man called Goldwater was 
running for president, I was walking along a road 
just outside Mobile, Alabama. What I was doing 
there is long forgotten but I recall having a day off 
from my ship, and going from bar...

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Only hillbillies have a couch on their porch. 
She has cute eyes. She is a cute kid.
I am a hillbilly, I inform her.
Her eyes narrow. 

Are you a redneck too?
Sure, why not?
Where do you keep your guns?
In my gun refrigerator.

Where is it?
If I told you...

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