Footling Around With More Super Duper Soupers
JEALOUS of my poem being featured this week Ms Onclaud? It’s not like you to be so:
Petty,
Nettie
You mind floating me a loan? Rumor has it that you’re richer than J. Paul:
Getty,
Nettie
Ow, that hurt! Look, you left a mark…
Linda with a rather shocking head cold picking contest winners:
Eeedie
PD..
You seem to be rather flighty today dear...You need to keep your feet on solid Terra:
Firma,
Irma!
So you’re gonna slap me TOO? Wait a sec, let me turn the other cheek…Oweee! (sniffle)
Who the heck was that pretty Latino lass that just walked by? Do you think:
That was
SKAT oz?
So how bout a vacation to Australia?…Have you ever seen the opera house in:
Sydney,
Sydney?
You don’t like OPERA?... WELL! I never! (and I probably never will)
Since we’re at the casino, how bout a game of:
Roulette,
Suzette?
Well, we lost our asses but we sure had fun… Any:
Regrets
Suzette?
There there…Let’s go find our asses okay? Next time I think we should take a cab…
I seen
Eileen
At the mall and she walked right past me without speaking!
I mean,
Eileen…
What’s up with THAT?
I appreciate your most kind comments my friend...You are blessed with good:
Karma,
Charma
And thanks for making pancakes for me, but where is the:
Syrup,
Cheer-cup?
I mis-pronounced your last name huh?...Also the word 'sear-ip'...Us rednecks say 'surr-up' which rhymes with 'Chur-cup'...Okay! I'll stop rambling! Stop being such a GROUCH and:
Cheer up,
Cheer-cup!
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